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SkiPC123
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I need some legit way to ask this chick to homecoming

positive someone on here has done something baller

share your stories
Sep 10 2008 8:02PM
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invader7
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PEEE in her but!
did you really need to make an alias to ask this question?
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/380141/

Sep 10 2008 8:03PM
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prontocuts.com
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OT: But, did you join to make this thread?
Sep 10 2008 8:04PM
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k-rob
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here's a legit way: just ask her
or you could do something extravagant and fairylike, there was a thread full of those a while back in ladies men i believe.
Sep 10 2008 8:04PM
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SkiPC123
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haha no i didnt just sign up...I've had another account with mehh 200 posts or so? but havent been on in a grip
Sep 10 2008 8:05PM
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TheQuailman
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someone told me the story of how some kid at his homecoming dance was grinding with this chick and busted a load in his pants and everyone heard about it and called him homecummer for the rest of the year. 
Sep 10 2008 8:06PM
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hellomynameisjef
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ask her: how much does a polar bear weigh?
when she says she dowent know you say
"enough to break the ice"
then just ask her pansy boy
Sep 10 2008 8:06PM
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Brows.
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grow a sac andjust be like yea so you wanna come to homecoming with me.... just to it strait up cuz bitches love confidence
Sep 10 2008 8:06PM
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tBatt
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someone told me a story about a dude who boned a chick while dancing.
Sep 10 2008 8:07PM
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hellomynameisjef
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homecumming haahahahaha
just grow a pair and ask her
Sep 10 2008 8:08PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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**Bwned
Sep 10 2008 8:12PM
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prontocuts.com
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ahahahaha amazing


One kid wrote on the front walkway to the school in chalk
HOMECOMING (insert ho bagels name) !?!?
Sep 10 2008 8:12PM
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Piste.Off
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yes i copied this form my other post


How to get a girl to say yes even when she doesn't want to.

get 1 500lb(or more if the women youre asking is especially beast) rock and one little rock (maybe 5lbs)
write no on the huge rock and yes on the little one
drop off the rocks in her front lawn (i recommend a fort cliff) with a sign that says will you go to homecoming/prom with me and have it say bring your answer to Dairy Queen or someplace like that
the girl cant say no and if she does bring the no rock to you, you probably she probably isnt your type cause she could rip you in half



Sep 10 2008 8:23PM
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k-rob
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and yet again you said fort cliff
and yet again i laughed
Sep 10 2008 8:27PM
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Leo.
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or she wouldnt go there..
Sep 10 2008 8:30PM
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SlickRick.
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well i was at this party with a girl and we were messing around on a dry erase board the kid had in his basement. we started to play  hang man and on my 3rd word or so i did homecoming, and she got it after awhile and i added a question mark. at the time people thought it was the smartest thing ever haha goodluck
Sep 10 2008 8:32PM
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