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Dane Cook

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Brows.
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 13
hes not funny..... i dont know why you would think hes funny...... but hes not at all

Sep 9 2008 10:06PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
He was funny. He just overreacts now.
Sep 9 2008 10:08PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
no I think he's funny
Sep 9 2008 10:09PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i despise dane cook so much. he laughs so much at his own jokes when hes performing and its never funny. the only thing that ever gave me a chuckle was he said "theres like this demon that comes out of the cleaning supplies. its like a ghost. all of a sudden it pops out and says "AHHH I AM WINDEXTOR!!!!" that probably wasnt it. but it was windextor. and it was mildly funny. but thats it
Sep 9 2008 10:09PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
he was never funny
Sep 9 2008 10:09PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i liked him when i was littler but now i find he relies too much on his tone and his jokes aren't that funny
Sep 9 2008 10:28PM
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Brows.
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 13
thankyou....... hes just not at all.....
Sep 9 2008 10:29PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Kind of funny, but extremely overrated. Kind of like the Blue Collar people. They are worse though because they just feed off the same jokes all the time. If we're talking about good comedians, then I think Ralphie May, or Dave Chapelle are the best, but some would probably say Dave Chapelle is overrated too.
Sep 9 2008 10:54PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Vicuous circle was funny, and so was some other earlier stuff. I think he's a little over rated now, people get mad at me for not agreeing that he's the funniest comedian who ever walked God's green earth.
Sep 9 2008 10:55PM
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Shpadoinkle
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BK LOUNGE!
Sep 9 2008 10:57PM
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SHampson
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Sep 9 2008 10:58PM
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SteevJee
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I think hes pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as some people out there. I did get quite the chuckle out of war flute, but i think he relies on swearing and sex to much for his jokes because the general public will always laugh at that.
Sep 9 2008 11:00PM
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Scott~
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I agree he used to be pretty damn funny~
Sep 9 2008 11:01PM
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Skibumsmith
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The guy was pretty damn funny. But know he mostly tells immature sex jokes. I laughed so hard at harmful if swollowed though.
Sep 9 2008 11:51PM
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k-rob
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he was funny the first time i heard his jokes. but he never comes up with any new material, i think i first heard him in grade 8 and now i'm finishing high school and he's still talking about the kool-aid man and watching people get hit by cars.
Sep 9 2008 11:54PM
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BFFset.
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used to be funny but so played and just straight lame now.... and he steals jokes haha demetri martin is where its at
Sep 9 2008 11:55PM
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Skibumsmith
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Jim Gaffigan and Patton Oswalt
Sep 10 2008 12:08AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

yes he is funny watch his stuff on youtube

mitch hedberg is really funny too

Sep 10 2008 12:20AM
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Aenigma
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I like how he essentially plays the same character in every single movie he is in.  It's like he's trying to make some profound statement at how mundane and self-depreciating the american film industry is.  That, or he just shouldn't be allowed in any kind of media....ever.
Sep 10 2008 12:37AM
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[Adam]
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i agree with both of you
Sep 10 2008 12:37AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Mitch Hedburg.

Sep 10 2008 2:24AM
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Brows.
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 13
jim breuer is probably one of the funniest comics.... i will have to say that i have heard one funny joke that dane cook has said and thats the one about the pear and grenade.... but hes kinda an acuired taste i guess
Sep 10 2008 4:17PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
HE IS NO FUNNY AT ALLLLL
in no way does he have any skill, plus hes a complete asshole, i would love to punch him in the face. he plain out annoys me. and i dont have respect for people who put dane cook on their mp3 players.

i was just about to make a thread about this but i search bared.
Mar 29 2009 3:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Comedy at its best.
Mar 29 2009 3:38PM
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armadajj09
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I think hes funny. He is funny in is movies also. If you dont like him dont watch it.
Mar 29 2009 3:50PM
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Goku
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he needs to go away
Mar 29 2009 3:54PM
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Malcolm
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yeah i watched some of his stuff on youtube a while ago and he takes really long to get to the point and recycles allhis material. but the koolaid thing is still fucking funny
Mar 29 2009 4:11PM
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sick-as-aids
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i thought vicious circles was pretty fun
Mar 29 2009 4:56PM
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speedy29
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No Dane Cook is extremly funny and has a really good delivery and timing but his material sucks. If he could just write better material he would definatly be one of the best comedians out there.
Mar 29 2009 5:04PM
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Thenowhereman42
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lol I thought that was the best joke on that special

Dane Cook is pretty played out and kind of annoying now but he still makes me laugh fucking hard.  He plays The Laugh Factory in LA all the time too which is cool because you can see him in a little ass club for like $20.
Mar 29 2009 5:22PM
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Nicholas.
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nuff said
Mar 29 2009 5:22PM
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lloyd_christmas
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i really don't think he's that bad.  it's easy to hate those at the top.'

he's got his shpeel, sure it's over the top and not extremely clever alot of the time but it works and he makes it entertaining.  people need to stop hating on him.

and no, he's probably not even in my top 5 favorite comedians, but he doesn't deserve the hate he gets.  ...not like he should care anyway. 
Mar 29 2009 6:24PM
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king.tubby
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he makes me want to stab babies
Mar 29 2009 6:34PM
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NW_Rider
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I had an ant farm once, them fuckers didn't grow shit! How about some carrots or some celery, plus if I pull your legs off, you look like tiny snowmen!
Mar 29 2009 7:29PM
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eheath
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I feel like that was a little ridiculous, sure it was the same topic on each joke, but they were total completely different. Comedies are going to talk about the same shit eventually, is is only so much stuff to joke about.
Mar 29 2009 7:39PM
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corona
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demetri martin is what i'd call a good comedian, fucking genious actually
Mar 29 2009 7:55PM
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zerospinskier
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I don't get all the shit about stealing jokes. I watch a shit load of stand up, and I have seen many people tell jokes from other comics before. Who knows if its coincidence of really stealing. It happens a lot in stand up, but people make it seem like he is the only one. It is just because he's quite popular, and some hate him so they looks for things to hate on.

Personally, I don't have a problem with him. But I don't feel like he stands out. He's just another pretty good comic.
Mar 29 2009 8:23PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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some of his jokes are funny but for the most part he just stands on a stage and spazes out for a couple of hours.
Mar 29 2009 8:28PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
actually listen to his 'jokes' though, in all seriousness how the hell is someone yelling "shit on coats" over and over again a joke in any way.  Thats the kind of quality i would expect from the dumb kid in the back of the class in grade 6.
Mar 29 2009 9:00PM
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rhcp
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Anyone like Daniel Tosh?    He always makes fun of Dane Cook in his shows.
Mar 29 2009 9:53PM
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ski_ENDUB
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yes, daniel tosh is like dane cook only he actually has jokes.
Mar 29 2009 10:54PM
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jeremyo13
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i agree, not funny at all. tries way too hard and comes off as complete douche bag.
Mar 29 2009 11:32PM
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rockyhockey11187
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yup, weird but hilarious
Mar 29 2009 11:47PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
i own 2 comedian dvd's and they are the only two i'll ever need.

The Best of Dave Chappell

and

Eddie Murphy's - Delirious


Mar 30 2009 1:19AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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likewise.
Mar 30 2009 1:22AM
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waterfordsam
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Haha that eddie murphy thing was hilarious, +karma. But Dane Cook was funny at first. His Madison Square Garden one was horrible though
Mar 30 2009 2:07AM
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scratchproteen
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delirious by eddie is the best. i watched the dvd so many times haha i know it by heart.




Mar 30 2009 2:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
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he used to be funny. demetri martin truly makes me want to kill myself tho. it makes me wonder what the shit fuck comedy central was thinking when they gave him his own very unfunny show
Mar 30 2009 2:39AM
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Nicholas.
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ohhh yeah, hes really really funny.

probably top 3 alive right now.

his sense of humor mirrors mine COMPLETELY.
Mar 30 2009 2:46AM
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scratchproteen
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demetri martin is great on stand up, his jokes are very simple and to the point...that show of his has a few good moments but it hasn't really made me laugh out loud...the only reason i watch it is because it immediately follows the new south park
Mar 30 2009 2:46AM
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