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so my one friend is super religious, and he wont have sex or anything with his girlfriend. One night he confessed to some kids that he "PRESSURES" his girlfriend...everyone looked at him like "wtf is that?" he explained that he pushes his knee against his girlfriends vag in different directions until she climaxes. so basically everyone just makes jokes about kneeing girls in the vag. probably the funniest thing ive ever heard.
