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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
so my one friend is super religious, and he wont have sex or anything with his girlfriend.  One night he confessed to some kids that he "PRESSURES" his girlfriend...everyone looked at him like "wtf is that?"  he explained that he pushes his knee against his girlfriends vag in different directions until she climaxes.  so basically everyone just makes jokes about kneeing girls in the vag. probably the funniest thing ive ever heard.
Sep 9 2008 9:31PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
i punched a bitch in the snatch once
Sep 9 2008 9:33PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
that probably takes days to make her climax

pee in her butt is now replaced with "knee her in the vag"
Sep 9 2008 9:34PM
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angus_k_
Posts: 438 - Karma: 24
i just laughed so hard a chip got caught in my throat and then i cough it out but it was super sharp because i hadnt chewed it enough yet. So thanks
Sep 9 2008 9:34PM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
i like it when boys knee my vag.
Sep 9 2008 9:41PM
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steezinseagal
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
then youll love me baby my knees are like shaq's, but not fat shaq, thin shaq when his knees were more knobby so its more intense
Sep 9 2008 9:48PM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10

i dont know if you could handle me.

Sep 9 2008 9:53PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
HAHAHA. oh and i just lost the game
Sep 9 2008 9:55PM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
YES!!!
Sep 9 2008 10:04PM
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bobross
Posts: 468 - Karma: 11
DAMNIT
Sep 9 2008 10:12PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
hahaha wat a bitch
Sep 9 2008 10:13PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
FALCON PUNNNNCH!
Sep 9 2008 11:24PM
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AltaByrdSkier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 15
hahaha that is hilarious. "knee in the vag"
Sep 9 2008 11:30PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
wouldnt fingering be a little easier
Sep 9 2008 11:33PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i'm having relationship problems, what should i do?
Sep 9 2008 11:35PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
I'd bet $5 that that's some dudes alias.
Sep 9 2008 11:36PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
truer words have never been spoken...
Sep 9 2008 11:39PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
knee in her vag dude! its the new pee in her butt deal.

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Sep 9 2008 11:41PM
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afton_steeze
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 92
PcParkFreak, you're already at 10/10.
but, imaginary +1
Sep 9 2008 11:44PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
holy crap it worked, we're back together again.
Sep 9 2008 11:45PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Hahahaha. That is definitely one of the better stories I've heard.
Sep 9 2008 11:47PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
fuck i suck at the game now, ive lost like 3 tiems in one day
Sep 10 2008 12:09AM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
for some reason that made me laugh more than kneeing in the snatch.
Sep 10 2008 12:18AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Its the pressure, building down on her, its the pressure, building down on her...
Sep 10 2008 8:10AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
oh my...KNNEEE MMMEEE BABY!!!
Sep 10 2008 9:08AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
hahaha I love religion.
Sep 10 2008 9:19AM
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iAMsoHARD
Posts: 47 - Karma: 10
knee to vag BUMP!
Sep 11 2008 9:07PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
lady's man
Sep 11 2008 9:18PM
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