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Craziest/Funniest Name Thread

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Mike34113
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Whats the craziest/funniest legit persons name you have ever met or heard?

Ill start Flip Buttling
Sep 8 2008 8:36PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
Dick Wood.

he's one of my grandpa's friends and i met him today.
Sep 8 2008 8:37PM
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Malcolm
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hugene
Sep 8 2008 8:38PM
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Sufferboy
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Dick touch
he is a ski coach
Sep 8 2008 8:39PM
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skithesprings
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harold balls

works for my aunt at humana
Sep 8 2008 8:40PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
well if the rumors about chad johnson changing his name to ocho sinco are true id say that
Sep 8 2008 8:48PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
ive met some one named Chris Percival Bacon. he abreviates it to Chris P. Bacon.
Sep 8 2008 8:48PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
wayne dwop

my moms friend from highschool


Sep 8 2008 8:51PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
whats wrong with the name harry balls?
Sep 8 2008 8:52PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
I had to miss one of my labs for intro bio in college, and made it up by visiting another class. The TA did a role call, and apparently, a "Steele Johnston" was absent.
Sep 8 2008 8:56PM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
Ross Semen

he was in one of my step sisters classes and hes from china and had one of thoes really confusing names so he changed it to ross.
Sep 8 2008 8:57PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
not that crazy but Bonnie Brown
Sep 8 2008 9:13PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
music publisher: harry cox
Sep 8 2008 9:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
there was a kid in a class i had named Eric Weiner. it was pretty funny when they did the role call the first day cuz the guy pronounced it like, "whiner?" and the kid goes, "*sigh* no it's wee-ner"

Sep 8 2008 9:16PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
Flannigan Flatfood
Mcfluffter Nuttingham
Harry Balzanya
Sep 8 2008 9:20PM
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FireTruck
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
my friend's last name is milfs
Sep 8 2008 9:22PM
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tomahawk
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Dick Silk.

counselor
Sep 8 2008 9:24PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
B. White Seaman, i won't disclose his first name for privacy because i know him quite well but that's middle and last, what the fuck were his parents thinking?
i'm also reading a book for school and there's a character in it named Black Dick
Sep 8 2008 9:26PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
hairy dick



no joke my grandmas friend
Sep 8 2008 9:27PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
geeeez. ha you know how much crap he would have to take in those elementary yrs...
Sep 8 2008 9:29PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
half of these are made up....
Sep 8 2008 9:30PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
if you pm me i can show you a pic of this kid with his name under it, mine's for realzies
Sep 8 2008 9:36PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
search bar much? jesus...


been done so many times
Sep 8 2008 9:39PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
faka dong, famous for ddr at my school
caroline jerka
jack meoff

Sep 8 2008 9:40PM
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goonsquad
Posts: 550 - Karma: 224
Sep 8 2008 9:52PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

COSMO KRAMER

counselor at my camp, straight up, no joke, saw his school id/license and he was named before seinfeld.

Sep 8 2008 10:12PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
it's fake dong, pronounced fuck-a-dong. (same school)
Sep 8 2008 10:16PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
Dick Cox

Ushine Shu

Marlon Blando
Sep 8 2008 10:17PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
well my last name is assum? lol if that is at all entertaining
Sep 8 2008 10:20PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
oh we have a nicole cuchi at my school
and myfriends uncle is named Bob jaffey
Sep 8 2008 10:30PM
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Chummer3
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i too am good friends with a mike hunt. poor bastard
Sep 8 2008 11:34PM
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Codfish.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 22
lets see:
Lynn Skrukrud     (screw crud)
Hunter huntington
Elevester peter trotter junior
Sep 8 2008 11:36PM
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FireTruck
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
my friends last name actually IS milfs

100% serious
Sep 8 2008 11:37PM
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Skibumsmith
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This girl I worked with for a day.
Sheglidesby
oh and Dixie Wrecked
Sep 8 2008 11:43PM
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SHastatahoe
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"Harry Peters"  He's dead now, but that name is hilarious.

I had a teacher that talked about his friend naming his son "buster hymen"

I also grew up with a kid named "david hoff" who always talked about naming his kid jack.
Sep 8 2008 11:50PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahaha if mcdonalds makes a hot dog that will probly be the name a mcweeney
Sep 9 2008 12:09AM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
the councelor at my junior high was mr. catmul.
and apparently his first or middle name was lester...
Sep 9 2008 12:15AM
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Celone
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cocoa ho.

shes a surfer on fueltv
Sep 9 2008 12:32AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I just remembered we had a gym teacher named Carrie Hunt.


Switch the first letters of each word.
Sep 9 2008 12:42AM
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3mania
Posts: 2613 - Karma: 10,361
Actually in the steamboat phonebook about 8 years ago....Barry McCockener
Sep 9 2008 3:32AM
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A-Style**
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my friends dads name is Dick Head. but he goes by richard
Sep 9 2008 10:39AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8

My mum knows someone called Teresa Green, say it out loud and youll get it.

Sep 9 2008 10:51AM
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DangerToes
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Ben Dovier, he was french, came to our school from france in 7th grade, and got made fun of enough he transferred across the city by 2nd semester. I remember seeing his old PE shirt as one of the spares.
Sep 9 2008 11:00AM
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Moisty_Goat
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i dont get it
haha and i remember a few years ago my friends and i would look through the phonebook for people with weird names and call them
we got a forest dick once haha
Sep 9 2008 11:15AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Tere(trees)sa(are) green, say it out load teresa green.
Sep 9 2008 11:27AM
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KarmaSkiier
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ophlia wiener. my gilrfreinds best freinds sisters boyfreinds mom works with her. no lie haaha
Sep 9 2008 1:49PM
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matt.rad
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Brighton Early.
I went to high school with her. Needless to say she got made fun of quite often.
Sep 9 2008 1:53PM
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[Adam]
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harry ballzer
Sep 9 2008 2:27PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
robert glasscock
-on the prayer list at church haha

my brothers name is hans.
my sisters name is anya, pronouced (on-ya)
Sep 9 2008 2:45PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
My dad works with a detective named Anita Hosey.


Sep 9 2008 2:52PM
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DangerToes
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 33
maybe, might be an accent thing?
Sep 9 2008 2:54PM
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