Cool story flo

so last friday night i went to a little party with my girlfriend. they drank, i had a shot of taquila and smoked some chocolate chunk. soo we head down to the basement, alone of course, and proceed to fuck on the couch.

Now after we're done i realize, there are no bathrooms or trash cans in their basement. So at this point, i'm mega high, a little drunk, and ass naked with a used condom in my hand. what to do? what to do?!

I decide the best option is to run out the back door of their basement, straight back to the end of their yard, and throw the condom into the back woods so nobody else at the party has to see me holdin that thing.

Now, i made my way outside, and as soon as i get to the middle of the yard, the motion sensor light comes on. Now i'm ass naked in a back yard with a condom in my hand, with the brightest fucking lights imaginable on me. I froze for a second, but nobody saw me yet. i was like a deer in headlights.

I bolt to the right, into their neighbors yard, and proceed to ditch the condom in their storm gutter, (the kind that run down the side of their house) I made my way carefully (ass naked) back into the party house, and put my clothes back on.

yeah, thats how retarded i am.