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New Type of Rocker

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R.Fahey
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While all you guys were wasting your summer away waiting from winter to come so you can rip your new rockered skis, we experimented with something totally new.

Introducing the new Rockered Flip Flop, from Cinco technology.  These cocksuckers will give you a whole new outlook on summer.   Never has walking to and from the pool been so steezy.  Can you say afterbang?  With the new rocker technology, doing hand drags over random objects (cars, trash cans, cone, etc.) has never been so easy.  Below is a picture of newest team rider Steve "Green Goblin" Stepp showing them at the Summer Sports Tradeshow. 

Lenght: 11.5"
Dimensions:  4.5" x 4" x 3.75"
Technology:  triple stage rocker with smooth tread base, and foam core construction.

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Sep 7 2008 5:12PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
what sizes do they come in?
Sep 7 2008 5:14PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
can you sponser me
Sep 7 2008 5:15PM
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R.Fahey
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They come in 22 different sizes.
Mens: 6, 7, 7.5, 8, 8.5, 9, 9.5, 10, 10.5, 11, 11.5, 12, 13, 14
Kids Unisex: 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Women's: 7.



website will be up soon with a link to send a promo for spanzcershipz. 


Sep 7 2008 5:18PM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
Haha my mom got shoes like that in germany to help her back, shes just a steez monster i guess
Sep 7 2008 5:19PM
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A_Davis
Posts: 601 - Karma: 21
Where can i get some? i'll rock them
Sep 7 2008 5:20PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,653
Hey guys, newest team rider here. You gotta pick these up. You'll be floating pow wayyy more better than your friends. Promise.
Alright, gotta head to the factory to work on the new designs
Sep 7 2008 5:20PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
my shitty adidas flip flops rockered on me...
Sep 7 2008 5:22PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
I would so buy those
Sep 7 2008 5:30PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
fuck those are tiiight, how much are they gonna cost?
Sep 7 2008 5:36PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Vitamin Water is good...
Sep 7 2008 5:54PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
speaking of rockers....
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Sep 7 2008 6:00PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
Posts: 546 - Karma: 47
sick
Sep 7 2008 6:02PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
sponsor me?
Sep 7 2008 6:05PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
what lengths do these come in? and how well will they perform in the park if im on the east coast?
Sep 7 2008 6:15PM
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ski_DC
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 58
how should i mount these?
Sep 7 2008 6:29PM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
center mount some size 15s.
Sep 7 2008 6:35PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
its like someone makes rockered roller blades.
Sep 7 2008 6:38PM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
When are you going to make double reverse sandals.  I love rocker, but I need some reverse sidecut too.
Sep 7 2008 6:44PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
word on the street is that if you put em on over your boots you can boot ski pow
Sep 7 2008 6:48PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 348
Theres no way that would be comftorable.
Sep 7 2008 7:11PM
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FNJ
Posts: 3026 - Karma: 110
omg i noticed the same thing about my flip flops earlier today
Sep 7 2008 7:12PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,051
would i get hated for bringing these to the park? i mean i just want to hop on the bandwagon and be "hip" and on the trend
Sep 7 2008 7:36PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
You know its just going to flatten out when you put them on.
Sep 7 2008 8:02PM
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flyingfishy
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10

put me down for 1000 pair.  Are you guys hiring sales reps yet?
Sep 7 2008 8:22PM
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mBall
Posts: 1690 - Karma: 2,827
soooo dope
Sep 7 2008 8:39PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
im definetly sendin in a spancership video
Sep 7 2008 8:41PM
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R.Fahey
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They actually got like that just from wearing them, but yeah... with weight they'll flatten.

you can still do ill hand drags though, just like Pep and Andy.


Sep 8 2008 3:23PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
this is a joke right? it seems obvious at first, but the degree to which people seem to be loving this is making me unsure
Sep 8 2008 3:34PM
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Peter.
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you know its a joke right?
Sep 8 2008 3:40PM
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T-Time
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yo guys its T-Time here ive been shredding theses puppies all summmer.
There so tight, def recomend buying bigger sizes though these things run small with all the rocker
dont get me wrong they float like a mother and the graphics are so sick. You can literally jib anything with these things.

Sep 8 2008 7:05PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
ooooh ooh pick me! can I be spankered bikepump?
Sep 8 2008 7:09PM
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kevinsteen
Posts: 161 - Karma: 780
If I purchase a pair can I have the text book featured in pic one?
Sep 8 2008 7:14PM
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Jwalk
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ok so lets say i go to the beach but its really hot out and the sand is burning so i dont want it to touch my feet will these help me float above the sand if i get a pair of 12s and i weigh 100 lbs and im 5' 5"
feedback would be greatly appreciated
Sep 8 2008 7:26PM
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collinjefferies
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haha, my brother has a pair of shoes and they are rockered! I don't know how it happened but yes they are rockered nowwww
Sep 8 2008 7:39PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5441 - Karma: 11,944
Sponsor me and I'll drop an edit of me doing 180's and huge cork 5's into waist deep water.
Sep 8 2008 7:42PM
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K.C.Deane
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 315
Way to hilarious
Sep 8 2008 7:50PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 22
what about pollard
Sep 8 2008 8:04PM
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a.jamieson
Posts: 268 - Karma: 51

i cant afford a pair, i say we start a thread on home rockering your flip flops

Sep 8 2008 8:07PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
ive actually rockered my J Crew flip flops before... but only on the tips..
Sep 8 2008 10:36PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
homo?
Sep 8 2008 10:42PM
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SHastatahoe
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Well now that its been dropped, let me show you guys the protos Ive been rockin all summer!!!

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Thats right folks, more rocker than the hellbents!!! get them before they're gone!


Sep 8 2008 11:08PM
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SHastatahoe
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Sorry....

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Sep 8 2008 11:11PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
so sick, nice vitamin water collection
Sep 8 2008 11:12PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i can do a hellecopter!!!! will you sponserize me?
Sep 8 2008 11:15PM
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