Monkeys

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Might as well start a thread about how lame monkeys are. Anyone got some good excerpts from the web yet. Post up your comments there will only be one thread about this convention.

Sep 5 2008 7:31PM

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Calb3rt

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monkeys are steezey as fuck!

Sep 5 2008 7:37PM

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Billek

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Monkeys can take sticks and poke them into termite mounds and get termites.

Sep 5 2008 7:57PM

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KravtZ

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dude monkeys are fucken awsome i held one and played with one this summer there so sick i want a pet monkey now dont hate

Sep 5 2008 7:58PM

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Mooose...

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hahahahahaha

Sep 5 2008 7:59PM

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Pisces

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I saw some sweet monkeys when I was in Ghana. Here's one of them eating bread. mokeys kick ass.

also saw this which was sad but all in all monkeys rock. its true

Sep 5 2008 8:00PM

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morocco_mole

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monkeys are awesome check this out

Sep 5 2008 8:15PM

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AZrider

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You gotta get high and go to the zoo and watch the monkeys, good stuff!

Sep 5 2008 10:52PM

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Jacuse

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Sep 5 2008 10:54PM

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twin-tip-hero

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are you talking about nigger monkeys or animal monkeys? lol because i love the monkeys that swing from tree to tree

Sep 6 2008 12:31AM

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.jr

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when I read the original post I figure this kid was about to get flamed.. do you guys know who hes mocking?

Sep 6 2008 12:33AM

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nickrdwd

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I havnt actually looked it up yet but i heard that some science was done proving that apes are more related to human than any other animal by a huge margin and because of it is going into consideration for monkeys to get certain human rights....and apparantly if they pass this most of em will be released from zoos and the ones that dont will get thier cages pimped out :)

Sep 6 2008 12:34AM

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-Nick-

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ive wanted a pet chimp since i was like 5

Sep 6 2008 12:37AM

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Dirty-Jersey

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the funny thing is, the thread i was making fun of was the one that was deleted.

Sep 7 2008 1:06AM

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VCharette

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me 2 and i wont sleep properly until i have one!!! they fucking ill like you put a diaper on them and you go to the mall with them whats more balle than that?? NOTHING

Sep 7 2008 1:13AM

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Bean_Slc

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when i went to costa rica the monkeys on the beaches would steal your stuff. like 5 of them crowded around an abandonded backpack, and unzipped it. then they stole toilet paper and a sandwich

Sep 7 2008 1:15AM

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JamesR

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ban?

anyway, pet monkeys are an awesome pet in theory, but in reality they bite, smell bad, and carry diseases that can fuck you up.

Sep 7 2008 1:17AM

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Dirty-Jersey

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you are like that guy dane cook was talking about when someone says they want a pet monkey.

Sep 7 2008 4:19PM

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BeerGoggles

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I dunno about those monkeys. I was watching Jumanji the other day and those crafty apes were getting into everyone's shit. They took over the police force and basically the town fell to pieces.

Sep 7 2008 4:54PM

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