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invader7
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im uncreative and cant think of any good ideas. do you nsers have any bomb ideas for askin a girl to homecoming? + karma for some good ones
Sep 3 2008 10:11PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
How about "Hey, will you go to homecoming with me?"

never fails
Sep 3 2008 10:12PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
"bitch, come to homecoming with, FO FREE, pay for me you cunt!"


that'll work
Sep 3 2008 10:14PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
thanks for the spendid ideas fellas but im not really lookin fo shit like that.


and just an fyi to further posting PEEING IN HER BUTT IS NOT AN OPTION
just because i know thats how ns likes to do everything
Sep 3 2008 10:15PM
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SteezyasPie
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damn i was about to say to offer to pee in her butt..... does she dig a lil wizardry? all you gotta do is whip out the robe and shell be all over ya








Sep 3 2008 10:18PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
heres what worked fer me, hey holmes, wanna go to homecoming?
yeah
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Sep 3 2008 10:21PM
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KeithB.
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Are you trying to ruin this thread for yourself? There is no finer way of showing a lady what a gentleman you are than by peeing in her butt.
Sep 3 2008 10:22PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
why can't you just straight up ask her to homecoming? you gotta be all shy and come up with a line or what?
oh, and peeing in her butt is ALWAYS an option.
Sep 3 2008 10:22PM
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joly.sp
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AHAHA can i sig that last part???!
Sep 3 2008 10:23PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
haha i wish it was that easy. i would beeen done wit that shit. me and this girl are pretty close i dont have probs talkin to chicks or anything. its just bitches aint that simple every one wants you to get all creative and fancy, including her. and i aingt got shit
Sep 3 2008 10:24PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
Haha I wonder if anyone after going on ns frequently enough has ever pee'd in a girls butt? But anyways, say You are looking gorgeous tonight can i touch your boobs? Wanna go to homecoming too?
Sep 3 2008 10:27PM
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ThaLorax
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haha, that's not true at all. i asked a girl that i'm really close friends with straight up for my homecoming.

haha, straight up.
Sep 3 2008 10:28PM
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invader7
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shes already expecting somethin cool
bump for some legit answers
Sep 3 2008 10:36PM
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ThaLorax
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fine. try leaving her a note and flower on her windshield if she has a car. If not, then leave it in her mailbox.


haha, her mailbox.
Sep 3 2008 10:40PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
tell her youll put it in her mailbox if she goes with you
Sep 3 2008 10:42PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
get a bunch of friends to write will you come to homecoming with me on their backs (one word per friend) and then have them line up in front of her when you're next to her (and when she's least expecting it, like in a crowd or something or walking down the street) and then they all whip off their shirts (no homo)
Sep 3 2008 10:43PM
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SteezyasPie
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and then actually put a note in her mailbox
Sep 3 2008 10:43PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
thats actually a wicked good idea, a lil over the top, but still quite brilliant
Sep 3 2008 10:44PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5423 - Karma: 11,773
Well, hello Susy.
You are looking as gorgious as the stars on this night.
Can I pee in your butt?
Sep 3 2008 10:45PM
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PC_Jibblet
Posts: 413 - Karma: 12

hahahahha

Sep 3 2008 10:46PM
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Skibumsmith
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Trust me. She'll be flattered.

Sep 3 2008 11:08PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Put together a barbershop quartet, and surprise her in the middle of class with a song. I've seen it done. It's epic.
Sep 3 2008 11:11PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111

im kinda in the same situation, i need a dope way to ask my lady, she's a senior and i havent done anything good the past 2 years so i probably should.

anyway, learn to sing and play the most beautiful girl in the room by flight of the conchords, i did that for her birthday

Sep 3 2008 11:16PM
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k-rob
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you kids are crazy, just beat the chick over the head with a club and drag her to homecoming if you're too stupid to just man up and ask her. christ. any woman who bitches about having a guy just straight up ask her out needs a good kick in the face.
Sep 3 2008 11:18PM
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B-VUR
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Not bad.
Sep 3 2008 11:22PM
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cab509
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well here are a few ideas,


skywriting
a treasure hunt. with you as the treasure with some kind of card that says homecomming?
do it OC style and hide in her garage

or my personal favorite

ride in on horseback and sweep her off her feet, then after taking her off her feet with your white stallion, Tell her that you would like to smite her enemies and carry her away into the night to swoon her in the hay loft.
Sep 3 2008 11:24PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
asking a girl to hc at our school, its like required to have a creative idea. not to mention it makes the girl feel a shit load better, thus twice as likely to felashe you

i got a bunch that my friends and i did

fill her room with pirate themed stuff. you can buy little treasure chests from the party store. In each chest, put clues where the next one is. and when she gets to teh last chest have it say, "now that you've found my booty, give me yours at the homecoming dance"

if you have one of those like really small kid tents, set one up in her room and decorate it obviously. on the front say somethign like take a peak inside or whatever, and on the inside have a poster saying "it would be an "in-tents" night if you went to the dance with me" (it doesnt matter what you say as long as you use "in tents"

make a movie and have it being the ten reasons why they shoudl go to the dance with you. Say things that are true, but make them funny. My friend did it and it was awesome. just make sure you have someone that knows how to edit videos and put it on a dvd and make sure the last reason is like serious and kinda romantic.

put a bunch of alarm clocks under her bed and set them at a time really late at night. when she goes to sleep they'll wake her up and she'll look under her bed adn theres a poster saying, "im sorry to alarm you but i thought this would be an okay time to ask you to the dance" and make ALARM and TIME like fancy lookin

Fill her room with inflatable soccer, basketballs and beach balls (all beachball material. you can get them at the party store) and make sure theres a shit load. hang them up and have some laying on her floor and on her bed, just everywhere. and have a poster that says either "i didnt have the balls to ask you in person, so i figured i would do it this way" or "lets go balls out on the dance floor"


Sep 3 2008 11:28PM
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invader7
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yeah that was about the only one i had that i got from a friend. but hey thanks for the first usefull post. ill look into those. +karma
Sep 3 2008 11:31PM
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invader7
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bump for the night
Sep 3 2008 11:46PM
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Skibumsmith
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ask her over the intercom at school
she'll be really embarrassed
girls love that
Sep 3 2008 11:48PM
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invader7
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mornign bump
Sep 4 2008 8:22AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
use mine!!
Sep 4 2008 8:24AM
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smuggsVT
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just ask her.  its really not a big deal
Sep 4 2008 8:25AM
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invader7
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bump before shcool
Sep 4 2008 9:10AM
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DangerToes
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so first, you have to steal something of hers thats really valuable. next, you catch a live squirrel. You tie some ribbon around its neck and shove it in her mailbox. preferably with something behind it so its towards the front and ready to leap. then have her friend call and say there was a birthday party invite or some shit in her mailbox (dont let the friend in on the squirrel). When she runs outside to get it, you hide in the bushes with some flowers. when the squirrel pops out and runs up some tree be like OH NO! and tell her that you tied said valuable object to its neck. You give her the flowers and then go on a squirrel hunt to start bonding. oh yea, you might want to poison the squirrel so it doesnt get too far. good luck!
Sep 4 2008 11:51AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
just straight up ask her.  anything you think up before hand is gonna sound exactly like what it is: made up and cheesy
Sep 4 2008 12:08PM
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theres_ghosts
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aight it only works if she has a car. bury it in cement and scrawl on the side now you cant run go to homecoming with me
Sep 4 2008 3:13PM
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smokey420
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put a peace of paper in a bannana, and have it say "want to split like a bannana and go to homecoming?" thats what my bro did, just leave it on her doorstep and bounce.
Sep 16 2008 6:37PM
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babujib
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wow those were actually impressive ideas
Sep 16 2008 6:41PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Lay a path out for her during class from the school to you, then have the lady in the office ask for her to come out in front of the school. Basically everyone will know whats going on and look out the window and watch her, so if she rejects you pretty much everyone will hate her and all of the other girls, possibly more hot, will want to go with you.

Works perfectly for HS haha~
Sep 16 2008 6:46PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i want to also.

umm give her a blank deck with the words go to home coming with me(if she skate)

PS. Pee in her butt is never not a option
Sep 16 2008 6:49PM
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Astomp
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tie twine to her door and have it lead to a car. but wrap it around shit. friend knocks on the door and she answers and he says "your pretty fine follow the twine." then when she gets to the car the next friend says "hey look a car you can go far." then drive to a place thats scrumptious. have another friend walk her in and take her to a table. "your pretty neat take a seat" you cruise in have a nice low key date and ask her to home coming.

give her a ton of cinnamon rolls and tell her you want to haul her buns to hc.

get a million star bursts and throw them all over the room. and have a note on her bed say look to the stars. hopefully she will open every starburst but in reality you have secretly hid a glow in the dark message on the ceiling.

make a huge candy card. ei your one HOT TAMALE and im a BIG HUNK. Wanna go to WATCHYOUMACALLIT with me. we could dance under the MILKY WAY. No one will SNICKER. if your still no tempted heres a 100 GRAND.
Sep 16 2008 6:52PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
hahahaha those ideas r amazing

go with the first one or the last one
Sep 16 2008 6:57PM
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Sno.
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boo
Sep 16 2008 6:57PM
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idontactuallyski
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Sep 16 2008 7:08PM
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eric25
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Do what me and my friends thought of during lunch today.

Get brass knuckles that say "Homecoming" on them, then punch her in the forehead extremely hard, then tell her to go look in the mirror.

Trust me it will work.
Sep 16 2008 7:36PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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i froze a film canister with a note in it into the middle of a block of ice, and had a string leading from her door to it. when she got to the end and broke the ice, the note in the canister said "So now that we've broken the ice, will you go to homecoming with me? -Xan"

another is if you have a cool name that you can draw rather than write. Like my friend Joel just in chalk wrote his name with the J as the face outline and mouth and the o and e as eyes and the L as a nose, and the girl took like 20 mins to figure it out cuz he did it so well, its a sick idea

convention shit, like balloons, or alarm clocks, or candies are always pretty good

um, i cant think of any more right at the moment but ill get back to you if you want more

oh also, if there's something that the girl is really interested in?? then post it here and ill come up with something clever for ya
Sep 16 2008 7:44PM
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Merrrick
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I think this one will work the best
Sep 16 2008 7:46PM
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