I don't know if there is a God or not but I damn sure hope it isn't yahweh
Numbers
31:1
And the LORD spake unto
Moses, saying,
31:2
Avenge the children of
Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.
31:3
And Moses spake unto the people, saying, Arm some of yourselves unto the
war, and let them go against the Midianites, and avenge the LORD of Midian.
31:4
Of every tribe a thousand, throughout all the tribes of Israel, shall ye
send to the war.
31:5
So there were delivered out of the thousands of Israel, a thousand of
every tribe, twelve thousand armed for war.
31:6
And Moses sent them to the war, a thousand of every tribe, them and
Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest, to the war, with the holy
instruments, and the trumpets to blow in his hand.
31:7
And they warred against
the Midianites,
as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males.
31:8
And they slew the kings of Midian, beside the rest of them that were
slain; namely, Evi, and Rekem, and Zur, and Hur, and Reba, five kings of
Midian: Balaam also the son of Beor they slew with the sword.
31:9
And the children of
Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and
took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their
goods.
31:10
And they burnt all
their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with
fire.
31:11
And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and of beasts.
31:12
And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses,
and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel,
unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho.
31:13
And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the
congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp.
31:14
And Moses was wroth
with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and
captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.
31:15
And Moses said unto
them, Have ye saved
all the women alive?
31:16
Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of
Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there
was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
31:17
Now therefore kill
every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man
by lying with him.
31:18
But all the women
children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for
yourselves
Oh yeah and the middenites(who God is instructing moses to kil)l pissed God off about 400 years ago despite some texts saying that children are not responsible for the wrongdoings of their parents. Of course that scripture goes against genesis and the doctrine of original sin.
If I had to pick a religion it would be hinduism or buddhism. They don't have the "my way or the highway to hell" attitude of christianity. Also I dig the pantheistic view on God. I would also like to come back as a grasshopper.