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So this Skank is fucking up my life right now

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TheClap.
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STORY TIME:

Last year end of the year me and all my bro's decide to go out and hit up the bars, I didnt plan on drinking too too much since I had a job interview at like 7 in the morn the next day. Well that didnt work but I didnt blackout, goodthing for that. Soo my boy is hitting on this chick but her friend wont leave them, so I got asked to help out. I took that bitch away (we will call her Cooper) from them and well the only way was to make out with this bitch while my boy and his gal made a move else where. So I took one for the team. After this I walk to my car and pass out, go to my job interview hungover as shit but I still got the job. So Cooper become a creeper and pretty much stalks me for most of the summer untill I told her off.

Fast foward to last week, Me and my boys go back out to the bars, and who do we see fucking Cooper, and its her fucking birthday. As soon as I see here shes pretty much in my face trying to mac it. so whatever I ignore her the whole time and when I bounce out she follows with all of her friends. Next thing I know this bitch is in my face crying, telling me how I dont care, about how we fucked and I fucked her raw and the next day she had to go take the morning after pill because she knew she was prego.

Wtf is going on right now? I didnt know what to do but start laughing my ass off and making her cry even more. We fucking made out and then I bounced so my boy could get laid. Took one for the team and I get caught with a fucking psycho.

So now this bitch is going around to everyone telling them her story and how I dont care. Now its just annoying because everyone that knows me knows the truth and all the BS. But its the fucking ppl I dont know that she is telling. Every party she follows me and if I talk to them she goes and tells her story. Its getting out of control.

I need to get this bitch back. Any Ideas?


*please get over all of the spelling and grammer errors, Im annoyed with this bitch and well I just dont care to spell check it.


Sparknotes: Made out with a crazy bitch last year, now fucking my life up because she is crazy and I need to get back at her

Sep 1 2008 10:25PM
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spliff.Life
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thats crazy


the only sloution is to tell her to get back to the kitchen
Sep 1 2008 10:29PM
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mellifluous
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thats unpleasant....

cooper is an odd name for a girl.
i would just tell her it was a one time thing?
Sep 1 2008 10:30PM
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the420skier
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say fuck you and walk away, who gives a shit man it's just goin to pass over eventually. it's a tincy tinecy part of life that everyone will forget.

asking advice on girl problems on ns is pretty retarted when u can just tell em to go to hell, and end it like that

Sep 1 2008 10:31PM
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martin.
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call her out in an extremely public place.
Sep 1 2008 10:31PM
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TheClap.
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I do, alot

but when you go to a small college shit hits the fan hard

Sep 1 2008 10:33PM
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errrka
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i saw all the writing and went for the sparknotes version.

anyways. that sucks
Sep 1 2008 10:34PM
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AltaByrdSkier
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haha me too ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that does suck
Sep 1 2008 10:44PM
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JamesR
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damn man. that sucks. i dont think i will ever understand that type of girl. What the fuck does she hope to accomplish? anyway, ive got nothing for you. unless you have her phone number......
ns has been known to work wonders with a #
Sep 1 2008 10:44PM
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Mezmerize19
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i wouldnt expect anything less from you
Sep 1 2008 10:45PM
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meggers
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tell her to leave you alone and stop spreading lies or you will press charges of slander and get a restraining order
Sep 1 2008 10:49PM
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skiizy
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you may have deserved it... just saying
Sep 1 2008 10:51PM
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Scott~
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Not sure if this is what you were looking for but if you have a restraining order against her that pretty much tells everyone that she is the crazy one~
Sep 1 2008 10:53PM
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RJD2
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"about how we fucked and I fucked her raw and the next day she had to go take the morning after pill because she knew she was prego."

haha classic, almost sig worthy
Sep 1 2008 10:57PM
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HPskier
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who gives a shit, if you did fuck her, YOU FUCKED HER, you never dated or anything so why do you care if shes mad that you for not paying attention
Sep 1 2008 10:58PM
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SteevJee
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That sucks hardcore man. I can kind of relate because i have a beezunit spreading shit about me. The best advice i can give is just ignore and if its people that you don't know then don't really worry about it because when they do talk to you they will realize that your a cool kid and that the chick is wacked
Sep 1 2008 11:07PM
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TheClap.
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thats the thing, we didnt fuck or even come close, we made out

if we fucked then I woulda been like shit i did this to myself
Sep 1 2008 11:07PM
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crazyfuck
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your name... this thread... the irony is intense.
Sep 1 2008 11:15PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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fucking claim the shit outta it. be like, ya we did. i even supplied her with the money for the damned pill. crazy bitch wont leave me alone.
Sep 1 2008 11:21PM
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Karcher
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hahahahahahhaahhaha agreed!!
Sep 1 2008 11:25PM
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snowbird4life
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girls are fucking crazy, end  of story..... not much else you can do but prepare yourself for whatever looney toon you get next.
Sep 2 2008 1:44AM
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no_steeze
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pee in her butt lolli lolli rofl rofl lolololololololololol zomg roflmfao lmfao lmfao rofl rofl hahahaha
Sep 2 2008 1:50AM
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prontocuts.com
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I have almost the same exact problem, just shes a co worker and is a CRAZY stalker, like I mean I might goto authorities
Sep 2 2008 1:54AM
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FUUUCK
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OK, I've put some thought into this, and the only way you can get rid of her is to make her completely turned off by you.

the next time she mac attacks you take a bunch of powerful laxatives, roll with me here. say youre sorry for not caring about her feelings and you want to make it up to her tonight, AT HER PLACE though, very important.

she sounds easy so you should be in her bed by the time the laxatives kick in... im going to end it here and let your imagination fill in the conclusion.
Sep 2 2008 2:21AM
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starlightlou
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I woke up to a radio show the other day... there was this guy who cheated on the woman he was living with, she actually caught him while he was banging this other chick. obviously she was pissed and wouldn't give him the time of day when he tried calling her. However all he really wanted was his tv back... hahaha... so he had the radio show call her to ask if he could get his tv back. Obviously she started yelling at him and throwing a fit... "NO fucking way you're getting your TV back, you ruined my life! I never did anything to you!" honestly the bitch was yelling and it was kind of annoying, so the dude says (and i'm pretty sure he planned this), " exactly you never did anything to me, if you had given it up every once in a while, maybe i wouldn't have gone looking somewhere else." haha the chick was mortified and just hung up the phone.
Obviously this doesn't work for your situation... but the kind of grand scheme you seem to be considering.

Honestly tho... i think this girl has probably suffered enough. You hurt her, so she's telling people, you think hurting her more will make her stop talking? uhhh no... you'll just come off as even more of an ass. So what if people think you're a ho?... you probably are. haha.
Sep 2 2008 5:23AM
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PacificRimJob
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quality post linds. quality post...
Sep 2 2008 5:51AM
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Oaks
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mad karma for story and karma for the spark notes - good idea

Oh brohym, this chic has it out for you. She's trying to let everyone know "what an asshole" you are and doesn't want anyone to reap the benefits of being with you. You have, unfortunately, opened a very young, sensitive, and immature can of worms.

How to deal with it. I wouldn't get back at her because you don't wanna live up to the expectations she's set for you amongst the people you don't know. The best part about this is, if you stay true to your game and true to your name, those who matter will know the truth about you. You gotta keep your name and image in check and when she fucks with it, put her in her place.

Have the sober talk and just let her know. Pull the drunk card, which was true. DO NOT TELL HER THAT YOU TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM. You can't say this!!!! As easy as it will be, just tell her that you're going through some tough times right now and can't invest enough time in seeing her right now. The beneficial part about this, is she relays this message to others, you seem like the nice sensitive type who can listen to his own feelings and then girls are all of a sudden interested. Advantange: you

Keep us posted for sure and stay up brahhhhhhhhhh
Sep 2 2008 6:38AM
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wh@t
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thread over. its posts like these that keep me coming back to NS.
Sep 2 2008 7:51AM
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eric25
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This sounds right.
Sep 2 2008 8:37AM
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Gr33nThumb
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dam dude that sucks .
Sep 2 2008 8:46AM
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TheClap.
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+ karma
Sep 2 2008 8:54AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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damn...idk if there is much you can do. ive recently dealt with a crazy bitch wwho wont leave my boyfriend alone but just keep ignoring her and if she still doesnt get it...time will go on and she will soon forget...she seems pretty stupid and stupid people forget easily so she'll get over it
Sep 2 2008 5:07PM
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TZA.
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pee in her butt obv
Sep 2 2008 5:24PM
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MC_POUTINE
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yeah i had 2 stalkers this summer. they always lose interest dont worry
Sep 2 2008 5:40PM
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Franny
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Tell her you have an std.
Sep 2 2008 5:43PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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make a sign like this one...
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Sep 2 2008 7:02PM
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t_wells
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haha.. agreed
Sep 2 2008 7:08PM
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Snowcase
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I had a similar situation except it was an 8th grader making shit up about me. I hadn't talked to the girl since the year before and suddenly I start getting asked if I fucked her. I was a senior and pretty pissed when I heard she had been spreading stuff about me then I realized I was a senior and I did not give a FUCK what other people thought about me. Especially since those people would believe an 8th grader over a senior. Not really people I want to be friends with anyway. I find out this summer she started fucking another senior. Slut just wanted some attention.
Sep 2 2008 7:23PM
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Journey
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the only answer i can think of is murder.
Sep 2 2008 7:42PM
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Valind
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So if you try to "get back" at her, wont that make you seem like she is telling the truth,  Maybe just ignore it and let it die down.  I think it just might make you seem guilty if you get back at her.

Sep 2 2008 8:37PM
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Alex_G
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you need to do some ass pissing here. case closed.
Sep 2 2008 8:48PM
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doublexl
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i think the answer is pretty obvious and needs to be dealt with
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Sep 2 2008 9:04PM
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spudz
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dude my dogs name is cooper so that whole time I thought about you making out with my dog.


but seriously.. id say just confront her really badly because thats the only way its gonna stop.

you could tell everyone around you that shes lieing and get them convinced but shes only gonna tell more people.. STOP it at the source..

if you kill her ppl would believe her more..

and

congrats on your job at the time.
Sep 2 2008 9:13PM
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Brows.
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all i know is that sucks for you
Sep 2 2008 9:31PM
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sirskizalot
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hahah ya its pretty close
Sep 2 2008 9:39PM
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