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Ski Resort Pick-up Lines

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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Ok I was reading through an old ski magazine (Powderhound 2002) and found these pick-up lines for ski resorts. Most of them are pretty tame or adapted from well known ones put I thought I'd post them all the same:

1. If kisses were snow, I would throw a snowball right in your face.

2. Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I ski past you again.

3. Would you like gin and platonic, or do you prefer scotch and sofa?

4. What's a sexy snow bunny like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

5. I can't find my way home, could I ski back with you to your chalet?

6. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

7. Sleep with me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to ski with me?

8. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

9. Say, they're nice ski pants. Can I talk you out of them?

10. I'm cold and I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Oct 28 2003 4:08AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
would u like to lower your risk of breast cancer?
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Oct 28 2003 6:47AM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
^lol, thats a good one, is that report really true, certainly worth a try.
Oct 28 2003 7:06AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
wanna ride my flesh-coloured monoski?

wanna try on my helmet?

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Oct 28 2003 2:02PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
how bout you grind my pole




Seize the carp
Oct 28 2003 2:06PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
my dick is frozen to the chair. could you warm it up with your mouth?

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 28 2003 2:10PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
nice 221 i cant think of any right now though
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Oct 28 2003 2:28PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
hey pretty cougar, what do you say we go to your room and I bang you soooo hard that tommorrow you you are going to have to adjust your cant on both boots. /\
at the special olympics, whats the policy for parking? first come first serve?
Oct 28 2003 7:05PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
yeh 221 those are pretty good.

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 28 2003 7:32PM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
yeh 221 those are pretty good.

Just a thought
'Hey check this out'
Oct 28 2003 7:32PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
you guys jsut missed two classics...

Can i grind your rail?
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Nice skis wanna fuck, i mean, huck?


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Oct 28 2003 7:41PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
do you like bikes? 'cause you can sit on my face and peddal my ears.-xxx bmx
at the special olympics, whats the policy for parking? first come first serve?
Oct 28 2003 7:47PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
uhhhh...how do you like your egss in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?
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Oct 28 2003 7:47PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
what do you say we head to my room and I give you the best 2 min. of your life. ah shit! I mean 2 hrs! 2 hrs! secrets out now
at the special olympics, whats the policy for parking? first come first serve?
Oct 28 2003 7:53PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
221'S IS A GENIUS!!!! ill try it out saturday THANKS the world needs more great minds like yours!! (not being sarcastic)seriously
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snow smells good to
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Oct 28 2003 7:58PM
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