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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
dudeskis i just got majorly pwned

so ive been flirting with this girl for a while and the way she was responding and eveything made me think she totaly wanted me right? wrong!
this is the conversation i just had with her:
her: i just got called cute
me: well thats not that big of a deal, you are cute (yeah corny but classic dont hate)
her: oh my gosh you are the sweetest
me: so who called you cute
her: this really cute girl
me: (jokingly) haha.. wait... did i miss something?
her: (seriously) im gay
me: haha good one
her: no really

the rest of it was this huge conversation... about her being gay... i totaly wouldnt have guessed it, its this girl that ive hooked up with too, but she said she didnt realize she was gay until after hooking up with me (im the only dude shes hooked up with)
i must be pretty bad if i turned her into a rug muncher...
thats my story
Aug 31 2008 9:29PM
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onearmwanderer
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 31
hahaha you turned her to the other team!! that totally reminds me of the seinfeld episode how george turned susan to a lesbian
Aug 31 2008 9:32PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
duuude..... you really turned a girl gay.







WTF?...
Aug 31 2008 9:35PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
dude im so ashamed of myself... but that was a good episode
Aug 31 2008 9:37PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
how small/how bad are u?






jk that sux man
Aug 31 2008 9:39PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
dude it was at a party we were both drunk... well i was, and i only got to second...







besides its not the size, its how you use it!
Aug 31 2008 9:43PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
oh im aware.....lets just say i wouldnt qualify for 18in of pain
Aug 31 2008 9:57PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
yea i had a similar thing happen...dated a girl in 8th grade and through the summer, and i broke up with her cuz she was going to a different school. well she ended up going to an all girls school for dance (hint...). anyway she came back this summer a lesbian. bummer dude haha.
Aug 31 2008 10:06PM
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BigGULPS
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Costanza hahahaha
Aug 31 2008 11:21PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
ahahahaa
Aug 31 2008 11:22PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
thats actually pretty funny
Sep 1 2008 12:07AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
lesbians are fun
Sep 1 2008 12:16AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
actually i feel terrible about it... cuz i totally cock blocked some guy down the road
Sep 1 2008 12:22AM
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ben802
Posts: 565 - Karma: 16
yay
Sep 1 2008 12:25AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
you peed in her butt huh?
Sep 1 2008 12:25AM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
haha that kind of happened to me, except she was bi and already had a girl friend, owell
Sep 1 2008 12:27AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
fuckin gays
Sep 1 2008 4:56AM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
hahahhahahahahahahaha. I can't really take you seriously... but i'm an eternal optimist... so what you really need to do is recognize an opportunity when it comes a knockin... you were with her once, you have an in. You're most likely the top choice for a threesome... you can even help her find a girlfriend.
Sep 1 2008 5:22AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
yes!!!!! dub vag threesome! i dont feel bad anymore... im just pumped!
Sep 1 2008 5:28AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
If he didn't, I'm sure he wishes he did.
Sep 1 2008 6:14AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
regrets of my life:
1. not trying harder in school
2. not kicking mel gibson in the crotch when i met him
3. sleeping with that guy (dont really wanna get into it... i was drunk and thought he was a she)
4. not signing with biggie for the tour together (too late now huh?)
5. not peeing in her butt
Sep 1 2008 6:20AM
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starlightlou
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 96
6. (and this one is avoidable) not taking starlightlou's advice
Sep 1 2008 6:23AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
^shit!!!

by the way my names lex... whats yours baby?
Sep 1 2008 6:50AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
thats shitty some girl turned lesbian after sleeping with my brother
Sep 1 2008 12:19PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
hah thats pretty funny
Sep 1 2008 12:25PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
see if shes curious and wants to experiment?
Sep 1 2008 12:31PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
"i must be pretty bad if i turned her into a rug muncher..." Thats fucking hilarious! You still have time to make her bisexual, so work on it!
Sep 1 2008 12:32PM
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