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So my mom wont buy me skis. what should i do?

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caylorswift
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im really pissed. she's being a huge bitch, and i mowed the lawn all summer long and now she wont buy me new skis! i really wanted some BOONES cuz they are so SICKTOR.


what should i do i really really want some BOONE SKIS ZOMG.
Aug 31 2008 5:23PM
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caylorswift
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my dislike for everything Boone cannot be quantified.
Aug 31 2008 10:23PM
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cobra_commander
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yea do that.
Aug 31 2008 10:25PM
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0123456789
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dingo sean when you neeed him;)
Aug 31 2008 10:25PM
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Silence
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St.Caylor has spoken.
Aug 31 2008 10:26PM
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0123456789
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WHERES dingosean when ya need him. sorry


for a bunch of posts
Aug 31 2008 10:27PM
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FUUUCK
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push down the stairs, that'll teach the bitch.
Aug 31 2008 10:28PM
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spere
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yea but who cares, this thread is way funnier if people don't know that!
Aug 31 2008 10:32PM
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QuazBotch
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whale sperm tech is so last year. What you need is spermwhale tech.

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think about what it  could do for your skiing!
Aug 31 2008 11:18PM
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DangerToes
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why dont you just be a good little boy and clean your room
Aug 31 2008 11:22PM
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Blandct
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dude i about lost it when i saw that whale
Aug 31 2008 11:33PM
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charmander
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same here.
Sep 1 2008 12:16AM
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laurence^
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Sep 1 2008 1:12AM
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ben802
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haahahahhaha ^
Sep 1 2008 1:27AM
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FireTruck
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hahahaha how did everyone think this was serious
Sep 1 2008 1:27AM
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Bepo
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Sep 1 2008 1:37AM
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Silence
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oh yeah. VERY cereal.
Sep 1 2008 1:39AM
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Kazabazua
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Well, first off I'd say don't buy boone's there a fuckin terrible company. Second I'd tell you to get money, because that's necessary in buying skis. Third buy skis from a company that has existed for longer than a year, make that longer than 3, there are tonnes of shit companies coming out right now with low quality product
Sep 1 2008 1:43AM
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Ryanvdonk
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my first post should have made it obvious, lol, though sam's mom does enjoy a good thumb up the rump during a romp.
Sep 1 2008 2:20AM
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mBall
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yeah i mowed the lawn and bought  my self new skis. just say its your money, you worked for it and you should be able to spend it on whatever you want- but don spend your money on boones cus your madre definatly wont let you get those get some other brand
Sep 1 2008 2:30AM
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caylorswift
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its cool man, she likes hot half naked chicks, she's lesbian.


Sep 1 2008 2:34AM
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dr_phil
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Get a real job, mowing the lawn doesn't count, especially if it's yours.
Sep 1 2008 2:46AM
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Scott~
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The mods should just set up trap threads like this to catch and ban all of the retards~
I can understand that you cant always tell when someone is being sarcastic on the internet... but man...
this is bad~
Sep 1 2008 4:52AM
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Ryanvdonk
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"gotcha bitch!" haha
Sep 1 2008 4:59AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahahahaha

This thread is nothing short of awesome. Well done Sam.
Sep 1 2008 8:38AM
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dr_phil
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fuck me, last night, in my drunken status, this thread was the most serious shit ever, I feel like a n00b right now
Sep 1 2008 10:31AM
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skiEER
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buy your own like the rest of us do
Sep 1 2008 11:21AM
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flux-capacitor
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.
Sep 1 2008 11:37AM
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flux-capacitor
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got dam i leaped rite at this one without reely looking and thinking about it ... god dam it . i hang my head in shame.
Sep 1 2008 11:40AM
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caylorswift
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my daddy said it was perfectly natural that i get huge BOONEers, and that he would get me some BOONEers to ride if i shave his back twice a week.



Sep 1 2008 1:17PM
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C.Harris
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haha jack off at a hospital as a sperm donor i hear they get like 200 for that shit
Sep 1 2008 1:20PM
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MadSteezin
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You've got a pair of ON3P's I assume... Are the Boone's for park?
Sep 1 2008 1:45PM
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caylorswift
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nope, for burning.
Sep 1 2008 1:49PM
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Ryanvdonk
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i use mine as boot protectors, for walking across the parking lot
Sep 1 2008 1:58PM
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Ghostface
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sell your soul

Sep 2 2008 4:46PM
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Ghostface
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mabey if they rubbed your butt hole to you would of gotten a boner
Sep 2 2008 4:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Hey Sam...


Haha, The Caylor years...
Sep 2 2008 4:59PM
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smuggs
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ok sam first things first. strt filling out resumes to send to boone maybe you could get spanced. if that doesnt work you might have to start selling blow.....


haha classic threadd dude
Sep 2 2008 5:01PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Haha I was so surprised when I saw this thread was 2008.
Sep 2 2008 5:08PM
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MagSeven
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In the words of Patrick Bateman, from American Psycho:

"Get a fucking JOB, Al"

Sep 2 2008 5:20PM
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b-kul
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hahaha
Sep 2 2008 6:06PM
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foxy_brown
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YOU are one very spoilt child!
Sep 2 2008 6:43PM
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caylorswift
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well hey there foxy, wanna ride my BOONEer?
Sep 2 2008 6:47PM
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Caveman.
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haha yes!
Sep 2 2008 7:12PM
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Caveman.
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lawlz
Sep 2 2008 7:13PM
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FREE-WHA
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kick that bitches ass then make her get you some woffle fries on the side
Sep 3 2008 7:40PM
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OneLove_skier
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Cop a pair
Sep 3 2008 8:05PM
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no_steeze
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rob the bitch and buy some silencers on closeout for $899.99
Sep 3 2008 8:10PM
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zackblain
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like 93 millimeters underfoot huge?
Sep 3 2008 8:39PM
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skiP.E.I.
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ask her if she can buy you SNOWBLADES instead!
Sep 3 2008 9:23PM
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