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So my mom wont buy me skis. what should i do?

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caylorswift
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im really pissed. she's being a huge bitch, and i mowed the lawn all summer long and now she wont buy me new skis! i really wanted some BOONES cuz they are so SICKTOR.


what should i do i really really want some BOONE SKIS ZOMG.
Aug 31 2008 5:23PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
you should stick you thumb up her butt hole.
Aug 31 2008 5:25PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
get a job...
Aug 31 2008 5:26PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
but i mowed the lawn ALL SUMMER!

all i want is a BOONEer. a huge BOONEer.
Aug 31 2008 5:28PM
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Balto
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get payed to mow the lawn then. i get $20 for mowing the lawn(takes me 2 hours though)
Aug 31 2008 5:29PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
why is she being a bitch? you could always steal her money and go buy them yourself
Aug 31 2008 5:32PM
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ben802
Posts: 565 - Karma: 16
you have been on ns and awful long time and your mom still buys your skis? damn. booney sticks are sick though
Aug 31 2008 5:34PM
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skiizy
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Aug 31 2008 5:34PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
ofcourse my mom buys my skis. all you dudes with jobs are suckers.

i heard boone skis are made with whale sperm instead of epoxy giving them extra gayness.

EXACTLY WHAT IM LOOKING FOR.
Aug 31 2008 5:36PM
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Tinga
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jokes
Aug 31 2008 5:37PM
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dozerr
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i hate you
Aug 31 2008 5:38PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
O em gee that sucks so much when your parents won't buy you skis, would she buy you ON3P's instead?
Aug 31 2008 5:39PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21

Act like a man?

Aug 31 2008 5:41PM
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Scott~
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Who let you out of your regional/cult forum cage?~
Aug 31 2008 5:44PM
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fsscott
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OMG I HAD THESAME PROBLEM WITH JACKETS!!!
Aug 31 2008 5:46PM
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skiizy
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i el oh elled
Aug 31 2008 5:46PM
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AhrenStein
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don't you hate it when your friends know your password.
Aug 31 2008 5:46PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
my dad told me i could play with the other kids today.

all i want is some WhaleSperm Tech.

all i want is the most original graphics on the market.

all i want is BOONE.

and a huge BOONEer in my pants.


Aug 31 2008 5:47PM
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quebecfreestyler
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I guess peopel wernt aroufd in the sam caylor era.
Aug 31 2008 5:51PM
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dave44
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buy em yourself...
Aug 31 2008 5:51PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
that sucks sam! they are the sexiest skis on the planet!

you must be adopted, your real mom would buy you skis
Aug 31 2008 5:53PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
grow a pair!



 (this can be interpreted many different ways, think about it)
Aug 31 2008 5:55PM
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NICK.VT
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BRILLIANT and PERSUASIVE!!! haha 

Aug 31 2008 5:56PM
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TheWorst
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get off NS 10000 posts and go get a fuckin job. i bet you boone skis suck anyways, most new companies do.
Aug 31 2008 6:08PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
tell her you'll work it off
Aug 31 2008 6:10PM
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invader7
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im callin shenaigans on this one!
Aug 31 2008 6:12PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
All the people who posted with serial answers, FAIL.
Aug 31 2008 6:15PM
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Dan-Man
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sell drugs
Aug 31 2008 6:17PM
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TitsFrijole
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this works everytime trust me!

or kill her then take her money!

seriously
Aug 31 2008 6:22PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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well his mom probably wont front the money for that either.

that god damn credit? dead it, you think a crackhead payiinn you back man for get it.
Aug 31 2008 6:23PM
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ParkE
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dude! you sound like a spoiled bitch! your mom is teaching you a life lesson shit dont always get handed to you
Aug 31 2008 6:28PM
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schism
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pee in her butt duh
Aug 31 2008 6:29PM
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K2skipunk
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dear sam, punch her in the boob, i cant believe that bitch wont buy you skis, lik O-M-frickin-G
Aug 31 2008 6:36PM
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Franny
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Mowing one lawn all summer doesn't make you deserve skis. I mow my lawn all summer and whenever its needed and i dont get shit.   And its huge!
Aug 31 2008 7:34PM
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JGP.
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Honestly, you guys who posted serious answers have got to be kidding me..
Aug 31 2008 7:39PM
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TWoods
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so true.
Aug 31 2008 8:02PM
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HPskier
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i was thinking the same thing
Aug 31 2008 8:20PM
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popNfresh44
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get a job, pay for the skis, spit on her face
Aug 31 2008 8:21PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
how does mowing a lawn all summer not qualify me for a pair of skis?! if you saw how many times i had to mow it, man youd think you'd have earned a pair of skis as well.

Enter text here.and boone skis are serial the best skis ever, and what with the WhaleSperm Tech and all the sizes and shapes to choose from make them one of the best new companies out there.

and to the dude who called me spoiled, would a spoiled little bitch get a x5 for turning 16? yea i didnt think so, ass. so stfu and buy me a sandwich bitch.




im just gonna have to go to the country club and find her some oldman dick to loosen her up, then i'll get my skis for sure.
Aug 31 2008 9:10PM
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Gnarshred
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damn, bummed I missed it

Aug 31 2008 9:23PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Get the money yourself.

Use what you used last year.

If you ask me (depending on the size of your lawn) mowing the lawn isn't worthy of a new pair of skis.
Aug 31 2008 9:23PM
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Moisty_Goat
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Seriously?
Just read a reply or two and you would see there is no way he is serious
Aug 31 2008 9:28PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
get a job to show her that you are serious about this
that you are responsible to take iniative to do something about it yourself

then pee in her but
Aug 31 2008 9:32PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Dude, even if I mowed the lawn by myself every weekend, cleaned the house everyday and did taxes my mom or dad would still never buy me ski equipment. Suck it up and get a job.
Aug 31 2008 9:37PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
suck this up aspen.
Aug 31 2008 9:38PM
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nitsua
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people like you make the world a horrible place. buy the shit yourself and stop complaining on a website
Aug 31 2008 9:41PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
[singing]

SWEET SIXTEEN!

[/singing]

[evilvoice]

EXILED!

[/evilvoice]
Aug 31 2008 9:49PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
im so sick of all these " MY RENTS WONT BUY ME EVERYTHING I WANT WHAT SHOULD I DO?" its a very simple thing. stop sitting on your ass asking us what to do and go out and get a job and pay for them yourself. learn the value of money and manual labor
Aug 31 2008 9:53PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
^ It's a fucking joke.
Aug 31 2008 9:56PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
oh my bad
Aug 31 2008 10:03PM
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0123456789
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hahahah it needed to be said. but i would out some chloroform on your sleve, thaen ask her if it smells like chloroform, aafter shes down for the count, take 5 dollers, do this 100 times and youll have 500 dollers. boones look cool enough for whale sprem NOT. but serial they do
Aug 31 2008 10:07PM
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