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whats a shorty?

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icyeastcoast
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well?.. what is it?
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hey.....i liek 2 ski!!!
Oct 27 2003 8:09PM
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HandiBoard
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its your birthday............
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Oct 27 2003 8:28PM
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hexum
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o sweet god, we all just got whiter for reading that title... and nope, i dont know what a 'shorty' is home bizzle


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Oct 27 2003 8:29PM
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jksl
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are you talking about a wetsuit?, then it would be a wetsuit with short sleeves and legs
or a person?, then it's a short person

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Oct 27 2003 8:31PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
if you are not black or a rapper.. don't even ask the question


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Oct 27 2003 8:36PM
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Swirly999
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i know what a quickie is



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Oct 27 2003 9:16PM
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Maximumsushi
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A shorty is a joint.

I thought all you kids were from the ghetto or some such bidness.
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Oct 27 2003 9:25PM
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jo-skis
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yeh I agree with cams on this one

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Oct 27 2003 9:39PM
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Schmitz
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I thought rapper's used it for your girl friend



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Oct 27 2003 9:40PM
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winterparksuks
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IT IS HALF OF A BLUNT
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Oct 27 2003 10:03PM
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NomenClature
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HAHAHAHAHA
oh man that was good, you are the whitest bunch i seen in a while, a shorty is a GIRL, any girl, becasue for the bost part women are shorter than men. and half a blunt is called - half a fucking blunt!
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Oct 27 2003 10:42PM
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Maximumsushi
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We have been calling 1/2 joints shortys ever since I can remember. The other description makes more sense in the song though.

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Oct 27 2003 10:44PM
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Mattman
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YOUR DICK
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

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Oct 27 2003 10:45PM
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NomenClature
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i call half joints pinners
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Oct 27 2003 10:50PM
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Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
shorty can be any girl, or little kids


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Oct 27 2003 10:54PM
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freeskisquaw
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go shawty its ur birthday.. actually its not
i like juice
Oct 27 2003 11:47PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i got
myself a 40
i got
myself a shorty
and i'm about to go and stick it
yes i'm about to go and stick it

-m-e-t-h-o-d man





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Oct 28 2003 12:23AM
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rynmartn
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a shorty is a girl. cuz girls r shorter then guys. WOW! complicated....


ya I used to be 'freestyleskier14' and had 700 post...
Oct 28 2003 2:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i believe its spelled shotty

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Oct 28 2003 2:27PM
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PhaedeD
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short mexican people are called dirty shorties.











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Oct 28 2003 3:25PM
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P-JO
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half joint = roach




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Oct 28 2003 4:01PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
no the END of a joint is a roach, and im talking about a half sized joint not half a joint.
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SMRCCSMFD
Oct 28 2003 5:03PM
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P-JO
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fair enough.




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Oct 28 2003 5:31PM
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shorty_T
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I am a shorty comaired to most guys over the age of 13 hense the name
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Nov 9 2003 8:36PM
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joe_cool_ski
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a bitch younger then you
Nov 9 2003 9:10PM
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shorty_T
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no, dork- it's a girl that is shorter than you. i am 16 and i am a shorty to most 14 year old guys.
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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
over 2500 left-handed people are killed every year by using products made for right-handed people.
Nov 9 2003 9:12PM
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FreshCoast
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Jeff wins!
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Nov 9 2003 9:43PM
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GeneralDisorder
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its what all the girls call you secretly.
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Nov 10 2003 5:44PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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One girl actually said that to me...

I kinda felt bad until I realized that I never had sex with her...


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Nov 10 2003 5:52PM
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Mat.
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fucking shawty
Oct 25 2006 6:41PM
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SiverMike
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You smoke 1/2 joints? Pussy.
Oct 25 2006 6:53PM
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philipc
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shawty=girl i think
Oct 25 2006 6:55PM
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BigRodRiley
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www.urbanditionary.com... i thought shorty was a hott chick
Oct 25 2006 7:01PM
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Mod
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shorty

Has more than one meaning but is generally a term to describe a young woman amongst urban minorities. Shorty can mean:

- A female that is usually young in age/around her teens that is attractive.

- The man will use the term "shorty" to get the attention of a female that he is not familiar with but looking to talk to and possibly get her phone number.

- A man can also refer to a female as his shorty to imply her status as only being a just a girl friend that he chills with and more than often is also his fuck partner. She could be his woman on the side or one of other women he has a sexual relationship with.

- A man can either refer to a girl as shorty meaning that he doesn't care for her anymore than a girl friend or fuck partner. Or he can refer to the female as shorty implying that she is his down ass chick.


Courtesy of urbandictionary.com

Oct 25 2006 7:02PM
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leckett1
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its a hoe
Oct 25 2006 7:09PM
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