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If your grandmother was an avid computer user

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SO,
For people whose grandmother do not use a computer, IF SHE DID, what type of internet user would she be?

A) A nerdy blogger looking for friendship and sharing what her cat likes to eat.. researching news ways to groom the kitty, not really going to much out of the comfort zone they learned when in internet class the community centre offered for free last Sunday
B) Is she always trying to hack her neighbour's email account, searching for cookie recipes?
C) always checking celebrity gossip websites
D) Other... including general porn surfing

Aug 29 2008 10:51PM

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No Life

i did a girl with the name bri u see

Aug 29 2008 11:43PM

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Insane

Was she nasty? Was there a fee?

Aug 29 2008 11:44PM

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Crazy Fool

for me it was free

Aug 29 2008 11:45PM

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she was the bomb just like dee

Aug 29 2008 11:46PM

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Crazy Fool

should have had both and made it three

Aug 29 2008 11:47PM

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Crazy Fool

MAKE cheese?? wow thats special. aand ur gonne get fed

Aug 29 2008 11:48PM

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TheButterHashira

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Sorry I had to tell about my hyphy grandma and her med

Aug 29 2008 11:48PM

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and dead? i just had a fart

Aug 29 2008 11:48PM

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these noobs gotta learn to see

Aug 29 2008 11:49PM

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Crazy Fool

i gotta take a pee

Aug 29 2008 11:51PM

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some of these thread posters were just not meant to be

Aug 30 2008 12:01AM

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golden wheelchair nominee,
if i were on the comitee

Aug 30 2008 12:21AM

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i agree
now im sippin an arnold palmer ice tea
got stung on the dick by a bee. my it hurt, whoo-eee
if you didnt get it, its al posted on the movie theater marquee

Aug 30 2008 1:46AM

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Insane

no hes out on vacation, hes almost three!

Aug 30 2008 2:03AM

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i see...

Aug 30 2008 2:22AM

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Why so serious?

That sucks sorry dude.

Aug 30 2008 2:26AM

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thats why god blessed you with 2

Aug 30 2008 2:28AM

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what'd you do?
i would have continued by quoting steeze money
the rhyme changed because of you

Aug 30 2008 2:35AM

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I just had a monster sized poo.

Aug 30 2008 3:39AM

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when i first saw your icon i thought it was a kangaroo

Aug 30 2008 4:05AM

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Insane

someone already used Ned, how about Fred instead.

Aug 30 2008 8:50AM

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no ned and ged are both dead
use ed.

Aug 30 2008 9:43AM

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well as long as your going to, you might as well make some for me

Aug 30 2008 10:02AM

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that cheese tastes like ass. id rather drink the juices secreting out of my knee

Aug 30 2008 10:38AM

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Insane

then hit the slopes and ski

Aug 30 2008 10:44AM

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This thread is getting insane, i do decree.

Aug 30 2008 12:53PM

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but hey, this website is free

Aug 30 2008 1:17PM

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But he posted instead

Aug 30 2008 2:10PM

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Crazy Fool

when did we talk, i must have still been in bed.

Aug 30 2008 2:12PM

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With me? Wait- why is your face turing red?

Aug 30 2008 4:16PM

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because he peed in her butt instead

Aug 30 2008 4:34PM

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Which reminds me of the other thread.

Aug 30 2008 4:40PM

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how do i do a threesixtee

Aug 30 2008 5:16PM

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@th1337

back when i was making my bed

Aug 30 2008 5:16PM

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hug a tree

Aug 30 2008 5:19PM

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i thought we were still on ee's, i should be dead

Aug 30 2008 5:20PM

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go eat some bread

Aug 30 2008 5:36PM

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Crazy Fool

or you could think of a new rhyme
maybe somthing more solid?
i play this rap game all the time
so quit being stolid
inside i know you are trembling with fear
so if you wanna battle holler-i'll be waiting right here.

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"im sorry im a noob and didnt read the responses in the thread before i posted," he plead.

Aug 30 2008 5:57PM

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you took that idea from me!

Aug 30 2008 6:07PM

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Crazy Fool

this thread has filled me with glee
but now I must flee
to go surf in the sea

Aug 30 2008 6:20PM

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i heard the french like cheese-qui-qui

Aug 30 2008 6:25PM

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tommarow night my gf coming over to suck my pe-pe

Aug 30 2008 8:55PM

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sucking your own peepee is tricky, shes doing it for you thats why your lucky

Aug 30 2008 9:21PM

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i dont like your choice of words
lucky doesnt rhyme with shit
you should have discontinued the subject
of this kid geting head an touching her clit

your game aint so hot
you gotta rhyme with all your brain
you should step up yo game
cus its drivin me insane

Aug 30 2008 9:46PM

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you said game twice in three lines.

thats not very impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and to rhyme with that...ummmm

my favorite gay actor is nathan lane.

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Ridiculous

C

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i hope it doesnt rain

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someone needs to take their meds!!!

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