Replying to If your grandmother was an avid computer user

SO,
For people whose grandmother do not use a computer, IF SHE DID, what type of internet user would she be?

A) A nerdy blogger looking for friendship and sharing what her cat likes to eat.. researching news ways to groom the kitty, not really going to much out of the comfort zone they learned when in internet class the community centre offered for free last Sunday
B) Is she always trying to hack her neighbour's email account, searching for cookie recipes?
C) always checking celebrity gossip websites
D) Other... including general porn surfing