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rummy or poker with a wildcard you can play for hours its crazy
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
janitor is the best b/c if u become the principle of the game u get to order everyone else around
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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus
asshole/euchre...but poker w/ wild cards is wicked fun too
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
Egyptian rat screw, just a fun easy chill game with slapping
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''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Spoons, Speed, Egyptian Rat Screw. Spoons is great in the lunchroom at school. Especially when you accidentaly send a spoon flying into a teachers face.
spoons and egyptian rat screw... i dont know those
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
drinking-asshole
rummy
poker games (5 card, 7 card, hold em, guts ,etc.)
HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! www.ancientinc.com
'If I was a smart man I would tell you everthing I knew and give to you every time you needed a talking to what would that do?
Teach you my guidlines so you could be a cheerleader at your own game on the sidelines!'
-Slug of Atmosphere
All your family was assitant pimps. My pimpin' comes from a family tree, my grand daddy was a pimp my great great granddaddy was a pimp, i'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' been pimpin' since been PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!