Yes, I'm sure there have been MANY posts on retard syblings, but GUESS WHAT! I'm making another one, HAHAHA! Nothing you can do about it (Pat, please don't delete this. You're my friend!). Anyway, post stupid annoying things your syblings have done (and I don't mean shit like walked up and called you a weinie head, but worse stuff) or lies they've told.
Here's mine:
Okay, so my sister has ALWAYS loved to tell lies about me. Anyway, it used to be stupid little stuff, but recently it's gotten worse, and they're not just about me. Last year (she was a freshman and I was a junior), she tried telling people that I was a slut and slept with every guy I knew (what the fuck.... that'd be SOOOOOO many people) when I was actually still a virgin, and she said that I was an alcoholic (pretty much true at the time) and that I smoked and dealt pot (never smoked the stuff, even to this day). She also said that I beat the shit out of my mom (YEAH RIGHT! My dad would slaughter me!) and just stupid crap like that. Well, I guess she was just trying to make friends or try to look cool or something because she had 'dirt and gossip' on me, but it backfired on her and about thirty people threatened to kick her ass before I even knew that the rumors she unsuccessfully attempted to start were going around.
Anyway, that all died down and I didn't really care. I know she always says crap like that and still lies about me, but I just ignore it and whatnot because her little friends are annoying and stupid anyway. SOOOOO today I went down to her room to print something from her computer because the internet wasn't working on this one for some reason (stupid thing cuts out on me a lot), and her email was open. This email she had gotten from one of her friends was right there on the screen, and I glimpsed the word cancer and decided to read more. Well, it turns out she was telling him all this shit about how our mom has cancer (BULL SHIT!) and that that's her reason for going down to California over the weekend, was to talk to some doctors and crap, when she was actually just visiting her mom. Well that REALLY REALLY pisses me off that she would like about something THAT FUCKING SERIOUS. What the hell. She may be craving attention because she has such few friends from being a total BITCH to everyone, but she should lie about crap like that! She also said some crap about fucking like nine different guys (also bull shit... I know the guys whom she said she had sex with , and HA they would NEVER touch her... I just happen to be good friends with most of them or ex's) and how her counseler found out that she was chewing (GROSS!!!) and smoking pot (like I care... she probably has. Not a big deal in my book) and drinking. She said that he wanted her to sign up for an AA class and shit. WHATEVER. Stupid liar. Sorry this post is so long, but it really really really annoys me when people are fake and lie just to get attention or be 'cool'. Who would lie about chewing, anyway? Especially a chick. Ew. I'm done. Post whatever about syblings. Sorry again...
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
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