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Risk my skis by skiing them

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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
Ive heard that when you ski sometimes you can scratch your skis or even break them!?!?!? should i still ski or just sit by the lodge and look cool
Aug 28 2008 7:33PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823

Definately don't ski. I mean come on it's cold outside. You don't wanna ski anyway. Stay in your condo next to the fireplace and sip cocoa.

Aug 30 2008 2:06AM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
i hear you can get ski condoms these days... protection for skis
Aug 30 2008 2:48AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33

'como estas?'

Aug 30 2008 3:22AM
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B.Aussie
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Fuck skiing,

Toboganning is so much cooler!
Sep 2 2008 12:02AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Like some people said, take up snowboarding, that way you can buy a neato cool board, and still sit by jumps and look cool
Sep 2 2008 12:05AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
agreed
Sep 2 2008 12:34AM
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AALT
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GOD FUCK YOU.



Negative nancy.
Sep 2 2008 1:17AM
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Sun_Ra
Posts: 983 - Karma: 279
I would not even mount the skis. You can only truly see the design if there are no bindings to break the piece of art that your skis are. I'd stay in the lodge, drink a hot chocolate, claim the sickest shits to everybody in the lodge and that you're not skiing because you skied waaaaayyyy too hard the day before. Maybe, you'll get SPANZARIZED without even skiing if you really know how to claim.
Sep 2 2008 1:31AM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
jeez how am i being negative?
Sep 2 2008 5:31PM
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Bab.
Posts: 766 - Karma: 22

you cant stand in the lodge and look cool with ski boots on anyway. just buy a radboard aka snowboard. thats all you need to get mad street creds. you can stay in the lodge all day long and yell at bitches and youll be fucking badass. see you in the lodge nig.

Sep 2 2008 5:38PM
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Pippin
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best thing ive read all day
Sep 2 2008 5:40PM
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QC_mat
Posts: 206 - Karma: 9
Seriously it's so much better to stay inside and look cool. You don't want to go outside in the cold temperature and break your skis
Sep 2 2008 6:27PM
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~shredin~
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you know because what els are you going to ski on other than snow!
Sep 2 2008 7:48PM
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chames
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plus karma for making me piss myself
Sep 7 2008 3:54AM
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SkiMenthol
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If I were you, I'd get some dope car wax and wax my topsheets before hitting the lodge so the skis look ultra-fresh.
Sep 7 2008 3:57AM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
bueno. Un gato esta en mi casa es en fuego.
Sep 7 2008 1:52PM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
HAHA
SO great
Sep 7 2008 1:57PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
get drunk, then go skiing


you're less likely to care about scratches, breaks, or fatal injury if you're slurring your words at strangers on the chairlift.
Sep 7 2008 2:07PM
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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
NOOB WHO SKIS ANYMORE, WAY TOO RISKY
Sep 7 2008 2:08PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
whatever you do do NOT, emphasizing on the NOT, bring your skis outside, especially in the winter. the cold can make them brittle and they may get dirty. keep them in your room and post pics of your new boones to post on the web
Sep 7 2008 3:58PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
good stuff
Sep 7 2008 4:05PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
this site is actually not real at all

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Sep 7 2008 4:46PM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
Posts: 160 - Karma: 19
along with all your fancy gear by a mac book pro and an HD camcorder...sit in the lodge at the bottom and tell people that your editing all this gnarly footy you shot earlier in the day...but they can't see it until your done....remember to have your skis near by well protected from the elements cause actual skiing is lame cause you could get frost bite or even a cold
Sep 7 2008 5:11PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
the one thing you really gotta watch out for is snow, snow can fuck up your skis almost as bad as the grind bars because what you don't know is that snow is just water in disguise trying to trick you into getting your skis wet, as soon as this happens burn them and get new ones
Sep 7 2008 5:32PM
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neon1peace
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this thread = so good
Sep 7 2008 6:19PM
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