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Morning Rituals

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SkierX
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.



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Aug 27 2008 12:12PM
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eheath
Posts: 61645 - Karma: 123,447
Hahahaha




When i get up for a ski day last year, i'd just reach down from my lofted bed and put on ramstein - du hast and just bump that shit. Me and my roommate would instantly get up and get dressed. Worked wonders.
Aug 27 2008 12:16PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
Wow I wake up, take a piss, and carry on with my day haha
Aug 27 2008 12:45PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
to thread creator : wow thats epic
and i dont really have any 
during school i always wake up and hit the sleeptimer two times and i always wake up to the song dance with me by the sounds
Aug 27 2008 1:30PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
yeah i usually just wake up, take a shit, brush my teeth, go running, comeback, take another shit, eat breakfast
Aug 27 2008 1:35PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Coffee.
Aug 27 2008 1:35PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
wake up...pee...watch tv....shower...party
Aug 27 2008 3:10PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
i get up at 5.
go downstairs.
pee.
go outside.
chill on the porch till my parents leave.
smoke.
shower.
school.
Aug 27 2008 3:14PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahaha during school i usually go have a shower
Aug 27 2008 3:15PM
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396222687862
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wakeup, piss, shower, breakfast. school
Aug 27 2008 3:15PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
wake up... lie in bed for 10-20 mins.... scrach myself... if its a Wednesday or a Saturday ill take a shower.. rub one out... go to school
Aug 27 2008 3:16PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Wow now i know how creepy NS is.... cuz of you!

When i wake up i turn on all the lights and lay there for like another 10 mins.
Aug 27 2008 3:17PM
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Eric.S
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Hmm....normally I reach down under my bed grab the box of cheerios and eat some. Then take a shower. Yah thats about it hahaha
Aug 27 2008 3:18PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
what time do you go to bed?
Aug 27 2008 3:19PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
wake up, bathroom, shower, if its a weekend or summer browse NS while eating, if its not, then just eat, watch sportscenter, school
Aug 27 2008 3:20PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
Wake up at 5:30 for school. hit the half pipe till about 6:30, take a shower while listening to the radio. blow dry my hair and brush it. watch either cartoon network or nicktoon tv till i have to drive to school. Drive for 45 mins to school while blasting death metal. get to school tell this one kid to shut the fuck up, then i go to chapel
Aug 27 2008 3:37PM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
wake up, piss, clean nose ring, shower, shave, peace out
Aug 27 2008 3:40PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
wake up, ride my bike to the beach and check the waves, carry on my day from there.
Aug 27 2008 3:41PM
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Sufferboy
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how do u clean ur noise ring?
Aug 27 2008 3:42PM
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Mezmerize19
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amen
Aug 27 2008 3:50PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
haha the thread creators made me laugh.
Aug 27 2008 3:57PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I do that little car wipe-down and dance that cheech pulls in the beginning of up in smoke. You know, I got the War-Lowrider goin in my head and I give it the once over with my hat just to make sure she's spiffy and clean for the ladies.
Aug 27 2008 4:08PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAH!

Yes!
Aug 27 2008 4:10PM
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popNfresh44
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to OP - your ritual sounds amazingly badass

i basically wake up, eat breakfast with a mug of tea, bring the tea upstairs and hit up NS for about 15 mins., get changed, wash face and brush teeth, gel hair, and go to school. i shower at night usually btw
Aug 27 2008 4:15PM
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Alex_thedroog
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+ a few bites of granola
Aug 27 2008 4:29PM
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mellifluous
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wake up at 7, get in uniform, fix hair, face, etc., eat breakfast, leave at 7:45 to get to school at 8:00ish.
Aug 27 2008 4:41PM
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jedi.Jim
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Check NS, coffe, run, get some breakfast, coffee, shower, coffee, go to school.
Aug 27 2008 4:45PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
11 or 12 usually
Aug 27 2008 5:05PM
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mike_e
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wake up at 5 40 to whatever song i choose from a cd, shower, get dressed, go down and eat, go back up and brush my teeth, get on the bus at like 6 30.   and lots of lol's from this thread.
Aug 27 2008 6:42PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
6:45 A.M. Wake up
7:00 A.M. Leave my house (I don't shower in the morning)
7:30 A.M.- Start school
11:00 A.M.- Leave school and go ski!
Aug 27 2008 6:47PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
wake up at 6
take a piss
get in the shower
do my hair
get dressed
browse ns
smoke (sometimes)
head to school
Aug 27 2008 6:50PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
wake up
10-20 min run (depends on how im feeling)
shower
eat
school
Aug 27 2008 6:51PM
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NICK.VT
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eyes open...brew tripleshot chai...off to skool...soccer/ski (seasonal)...eyes close  
Aug 27 2008 7:18PM
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T.L.
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Every morning on my way to work I stop at the Turkey Hill (mini mart) and get a half gallon of water, and 2 Tastykake apple pies from the bottom of the pile.  Why the bottom of the pile you ask?  Because they are fresh.  AND the guy who stocks them every morning gets mad because I know the cheat code for getting fresh pies.
Aug 27 2008 7:30PM
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psychkub
Posts: 1788 - Karma: 16
wake up poop, then go back to bed. What can I say, I work nights, so I sleep all morning long.
Aug 27 2008 7:32PM
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ride-rider
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wait, so let me get this strait.  You visualize big buff guys while you are in the shower... naked. Hmmmmm just think about that.

Haha I listen to the radio for a 5 min or less jump out of bed go strait for the shower, get dressed, pour a cup of joe, and eat a power bar.  Im on my way.
Aug 27 2008 7:43PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
depends on my schedule

summer:
get up at 11
chill in bed and watch sportscentre
get up finally
take a leak
eat
shower
go riding

school:
get up
leak
shower
eat while surfing ns or facebook
go to school(bus or bike)
Aug 27 2008 7:45PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
christ you kids wake up early.

if i get any less then 10 hours of sleep i can't function properly.
Aug 27 2008 7:51PM
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b-ladd
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around 5:30 my alarm goes off and plays whatever music I'm really feeling for that week or whatever, then I'll lay and listen to it for maybe 15 minutes, then finally get up shower, maybe eat breakfast if i have time, bump beats on the way to school, get to school around 7ish, chill with friends before class or take care of business, then start with class

Aug 27 2008 8:37PM
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BrokenBones
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 703
I think this thread would be funnier if it was only about "Moring-wood Rituals"
Aug 27 2008 8:46PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
i have my alarm set so that it plays the radio so i listen to that for 10 minutes then take a shower
Aug 27 2008 8:49PM
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messplay
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no
Aug 27 2008 8:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Work Day:
5:45 - Wake up to either James Taylor, Bonnie Raitt, Jack Johnson, Lyle Lovett OR Ratatat
6:15 - Officially out of bed
6:16 - Bathroom
6:30 to 10:30 - TV, shower, iron clothes, blow dry hair, make-up, brush teeth, get dressed and then drive to work.

Typical Day:
7:30 - Mom shuts off my fan (bitch)
7:45 - Bathroom
7:50 - Couch
Then the rest of my day goes on...

Aug 27 2008 9:06PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
typical summer work day

5:20am    wake up
5:21am    peeing
5:30am    check some threads on NS
5:35am     make some breakfast
5:45am    out the door to work

work starts at 630 and i am there 10min early, get off work at 3:00pm home 3:30PM....... have the rest of the day to do whatever the day requires, off to bed by 10:00PM.                     repeat...


and there you have my summer 5 days at a time, and if you get the shitty schedule you get to do this for 10! days in a row....



Aug 27 2008 9:57PM
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skiizy
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there are a couple i guess

summer:
sleep through the morning, or go to ihop after a party

school day:
get up shower get dressed, grab some food for the drive

weekend in fall/spring:
sleep through it, or go to ihop after a party... or help my dad in the latest of his million projects to improve the house

weekend in winter:
ski... nuff said
Aug 27 2008 10:04PM
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sarahskis
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Baha haha terminator.

I wake up, brush my teeth, sometimes make a pot of coffee...but thats pretty much it. Maybe i'll start meditating in the morning, i've been wanting to get into it

Aug 27 2008 10:05PM
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Mac.
Posts: 953 - Karma: 24
6:10 Alarm goes off
6:25 Get out of bed
6:30 Eat, drink coffee
6:40 go back upstairs and either go on computer or watch TV
7:00 out the door and on the way to school.
Aug 27 2008 10:13PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
it takes you over 4 hours to get ready for work? thats rediculous... aboslutely insane...

i can wake up and be out the door in 15 minutes.
Aug 27 2008 10:15PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
in winter i get out of bed and go to the car( I slept clothed to save time) theres already breakfast in the car, and were off the the hills!
Aug 27 2008 10:19PM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
well this last week of summer goes
6 40 wake up
6 45 bathroom , hair, all that good stuff
6 50 back in bed to browse NS and other assorted websites while listening to music
7 10 eat
7 15 freak out , get in my soccer clothes., pac my soccer bag. pack my shower bag for after soccer, put on my socks.
7 25 leave my house, pick up someone , and be at soccer practice at 7 40
10: 00 shower
10:30 go to work untill three.
Aug 27 2008 10:28PM
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