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Cure summer boredom by posting funny stories about NS Members.

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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Post funny stories about your fellow NSers here. Preferably something that really happened and you witnessed.
Aug 25 2008 10:30PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
I will start. About 3 years ago Brandon (Love_Wins) was living with a friend of mine (Miralas). Brandon was reclining in a chair and I snuck up behind him with some scissors. I went to cut some of his locks off but he was to fast for my own good and smashed me with a baseball bat. It hurt a little bit.
Aug 25 2008 10:31PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
i was hittin up with 970 and he didnt know how to jump off the board,  he would try a three and would do like a 270 belly flop.  when he tried running and jumping things went from bad to worse.  it was the funniest shit ever.
Aug 25 2008 11:32PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
^^^I was hittin up diving boards
Aug 25 2008 11:33PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
Well my buddy Erik (vnzpr10-4) and I, among a large group of other people, decide to throw a rager party at the local mountain's hotel. Normal fare, bunch of drunk skiers/boarders wreaking havoc on an otherwise unsuspecting hotel.


We get the room. Erik mentions his parents are also staying at the hotel this evening. Ok, no big deal. Right?






Wrong.


We got the room next door.

I find out about this about 1/2 hour after we get the room, and he says he's going to say hi to his parents quickly. Then I hear his voice through the WALL! Furniture is already rearranged for beer pong, there's already a couple of people here, bowls are making the rounds......... oh man this is not good.

We ended up telling the chick at the front desk we had really loud neighbors, and got a new room.
Aug 25 2008 11:53PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
Jumister, my brother, got his asshole stretched so big in jail
Aug 25 2008 11:54PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
lawlz
Aug 26 2008 12:14AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
bahahahhaha man that made me laugh. next door and he didn't even say anything. that's great.
Aug 26 2008 12:25AM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Someone find the thread where Shawn didn't get a boner. I'm too lazy to find it.
Aug 26 2008 12:26AM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
when we were like 12 we were skiing some pow and my friend drops a little cliff and then exclaims" I PEED MYSELF" he was not aware that we were under the lift which was stopped and everbody heard and started laughing at him. classic
Aug 26 2008 12:44AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
I don't think he realized it either, cause we came in from the other side of the hotel....... but the look on his face when he walked back into the room was priceless, haha.
Aug 26 2008 12:39PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Well when i asled K-Rob hwere hed been for so long, he replied with this 'i was busy gettin laid. well not the whole time, but in the past week i haven't gone to bed alone for a single night. different girl every time too haha, and i'm probably about to do it again cause i'm back on the road for another week starting later today'

LOLZ
Aug 26 2008 12:43PM
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miralas
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so oneday kip(caveman), some other goob, and i went to go do some bc and when we got to the parking lot he decided he was goin to sprint across the road and back to get pumped up. now, somethin everyone should no is kip pukes on adrenaline so when he first told me this idea i knew exzackly where this was goin. imidietly as he crosses the yellow line he ralfs everywhere! priceless but it gets a little better. about five minutes from the top of r spot he shit himself hikin and made a snow cone to wipe his ass. and after that shitty deal, he started complaning about not packin enough lunch cuz he knew he was goin to puke. guess u had to be there cuz that mad our day...
Sep 19 2008 1:40AM
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tjski
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oh my god kip... im pretty sure this thread is gunna be legendary..... that being said i got a good one..

LMP=Kip

This one time in 11th grade history class, my good friend (no homo) Kip was in class with me. And earlier that day he had been pestering his mortal enemy, Shay, all day long. He pesters him by just saying his name in an "outdoor" voice. So when we were suposed to be using out "indoor" voices in class Kip kept yelling "HEY SHAY!" over and over.. So Kip kept doing that until Shay just freaked out. Here is the following conversation as i can recall and my mine and Kips' reaction to it..

Kip-HEY SHAY!!!..HEY SHA..
Shay- (stands up in a fury) SHUT THE FUCK UP KIP!! DONT YOU GET IT!?!? I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOUR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER!!! >:O (thats a yelling face)
Kip- (just barries his head in his arm on the desk cuz he is lol'in soo hard!hahahah)
Teacher- Whoa, whoa.. Shay we dont need to be doing this now..
Shay- I DONT FUCKING CARE MR. T... HE IS AN ASSHOLE!
Teacher- Ok, that doesnt mean you can yell and use that language in class.. just sit down, and Kip just leave him alone..
Everyone in the classrooom---.........( either trying not to laugh of being really confused/serious)

(5 minutes later)
Kip- finally looks up from his desk and immediatly looks over to me (no homo)...
Me- ( just smile and trying not to laugh)
Kip- (barries his head again and laughs for almost the whole class period.)

No one got into trouble...
Sep 19 2008 1:58AM
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Caveman.
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You just got 2 days of shreddages mixed into one and I never shit myself I just sharted and the reason I puked was we were still a little drunk from the night before. Remember I couldnt recall Tasha's name? LOL I have some good ones to post tomorrow...
Sep 21 2008 1:55AM
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Elijah.
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Shit I hope Brian doesn't see this...
Sep 21 2008 2:58AM
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Z_rob
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derekr$ and cfox madeout once when they were drunk
Sep 21 2008 3:32AM
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GANDALF
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fireman has red hair. THAT MEANS HE HAS RED PUBES. :O
Sep 21 2008 3:45AM
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PNW_Skier
Posts: 72 - Karma: 39
true story... made for an awkward night
Sep 21 2008 4:48PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
gotcha all beat. try eight ns members in a night of hammeredness all participating in what is only known as "the bet" while many other members rooted on and fueled "the bet" with money and alcohol.
Sep 21 2008 5:04PM
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RudyGarmisch
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This is an NS member that started a legendary NS thread. Hes drunk and thats a giant paper mache penis.
Sep 21 2008 5:07PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76

Nick indeed is a firecrotch.....

Sep 21 2008 5:19PM
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Caveman.
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That doesnt beat anything unless you provide us with more information.
Sep 21 2008 7:56PM
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0123456789
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hahah

one time dr_feelgood(matt) was golfin with me adn he then told a story about when he was a youngin.

it started when him and his brot compleatley demolishedher were racing their bikes, as you do when you are 12, adn he was haulin ass down a "road that was built to race bikes adn shit"(direct quote) and a bee hit him in the face, this was no ordinary bee, it was one about 3 inches long adn 1/2 inches in diameter, AKA a big ass mutha fuckin bee. he thenswerved off the road adn hit a mailbox. the mailbox was compleatley demolished. his brother was so psyched on winning the race he didnt notice matt on the ground, when he turned around and saw matt lying on some guys drive way he went over adn found out he was doin alright. matt then ahd to walk back to his house because he knees hurt so much he couldnt ride a bike.
Sep 21 2008 8:16PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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cant. sorry unless youre in with the group, this really cannot get out. haha its that amazing.
Sep 22 2008 9:54AM
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miralas
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then to anyone not in the group( which is probably the majority of us), this hasnt even beat the lamest thing posted in this thread...
Sep 22 2008 11:51PM
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jambone
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One saturday morning at like 5am I was walking across campus after a night of debauchery, when who do I see... ax_murderer.  I had about 2-3 shots of vodka in a dasani bottle, so I offer him some "water" thinking he would get it.  He takes the bottle and starts chugging.  A second later he spits everything out, takes 5 steps and starts puking.  I think I made his morning... 
Sep 23 2008 12:01AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
hahahahaha
Sep 23 2008 12:59AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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ask eheath. he knows.
Sep 23 2008 2:18AM
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Heath.
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Shits true, haggard girl puked in a well known skier/members bed.
Sep 23 2008 2:38AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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and that was just the tip of the ice berg of what went down under the big tent.
Sep 23 2008 10:21AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I didn't add that part, shhhh!
Sep 23 2008 11:30AM
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skodeo7
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Strippers love Creighton.
Sep 23 2008 12:11PM
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Twinjibber77
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hahahahahahaha
this thread is great
Sep 23 2008 1:44PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
smooth
Sep 23 2008 4:29PM
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