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SkiSundownJibber
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http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html




Santa Clause: Figurehead of secular consumerism.
Oct 26 2003 10:35PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
thats why i hate religion so much.





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 26 2003 10:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i want you all to know, that if you agree with anything that site has to say and i heard you talking like that, i wouldnt hesitate to beat you or maybe kill you, people like that are whats killing humanity, among others





die.
Oct 26 2003 11:03PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
my guestbook entry.

I don't normally comment on pages like these. But i felt like taking the time to say how #$%@&^* stupid I think this webpage is. I can't believe people get suckered into this propaganda. Have some respect, what is this #@$% about not talking to atheists and hindoos and stuff. People like you made me stop going to church. Go be a true 'cristian' andgrope some little boys.





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 26 2003 11:06PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
hahahaha. the animals!
Oct 26 2003 11:16PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
jesus fucking christ
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 11:18PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
that was retarded. I can't believe some people are like that. And to brainwash and so terribly mislead children too. fuck






I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Oct 26 2003 11:18PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
holy shit
'If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.'
watch out kiddies, i am comming to lash out at you, mwahahahaha

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Oct 26 2003 11:51PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i thought the one with habu or whatever was a lot worse than that... insulting pretty much every eastern religion... thats pretty bad if you ask me. you know what that page made me want? i want to join the KKK.... burn me some crosses.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 11:54PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
that was horrible, and want to puke
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 27 2003 12:02AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
dude this is fucking nuts. i was just reading that part about how the fossils are remains of sinners from before the flood out loud in my dorm room, and this kid was walking by and stopped in and said 'you are a believer too? i never would have guessed. way to minister the truth to these poor sad souls (about my buddies in the room who were laughing histerically at the stupidity of the statements).' i am still speechless.


'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

CLICK CLICK BLOODY PANCAKE!!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:27AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... fucking christian fanatics... bah. people suck. so, i'm going to start the first ski resort on mars. whos with me. i already have a park manager lined up.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 27 2003 12:29AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
that was FUCKING retared
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 12:31AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
omfg.
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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.
Oct 27 2003 12:36AM
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daddy-o
Posts: 574 - Karma: 10
disgusting
Oct 27 2003 12:40AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
indeed wow
Oct 27 2003 1:58AM
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westcoastskier
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
thats fucked. i dont believe in god so im unhappy yeah right. their god fucking sucks. they give christians a bad name and im not even christian. that creationist science stuff is scary too.



you can't tell us we can't sell Pent House in Abbotsford!
Oct 27 2003 2:08AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
this is my guestbook entry
'Wow, this is the greatest website i have seen in a long time. The most hilarious take off christian beliefs that i have ever seen. But then again, this site is real, not a hoax, in which case your a bunch of morons. Watch out, i am an atheist comming to lash out at your children! Quick, send your little son to the safety of one of you now world-famous priests. Much safer from the sinful world now, arent they, you dumb fucks.'

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Oct 27 2003 5:11AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?


Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!


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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 27 2003 2:33PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
'Bah! I don't belive in anything! I'm staying home on sunday!' :S haha that is some of the scariest brainwashing shit i've ever seen.




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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'
* Barbara Bush
Oct 27 2003 2:38PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
WOW is right this is pretty rediculous, i repect everyone no matter what religion but this is just wrong. i mean come on that is part of whats wrong with religion i am going to go and take something completely out of context and make it fit what i think. people and their religous beliefs amaze me at times.

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Oct 27 2003 3:33PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
and at the complete other end of the spectrum... LOL

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Oct 27 2003 3:36PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
wow..... i ... nope... no words can express the hatred for the church that i'm feeling.... using games and gimmicks to lure kids into there empty promises and basic slavery to a god that doesn't exist.

but, i laughed my ass off at the 'have you accepted christ part' hahahha a picture of a baby screaming why? hahhahahahah good goddam, everyone on this board NEEDS to post a comment on there board

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Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Oct 27 2003 4:04PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
the kids part is bad but so is the whole site. they changed their host because they though jesus was crucified with only 3 nails. wtf? also they say halloween and bobbing for apples is un christian and good kids dotn do it. wow i hate this site

member 5054

it's coming

/your gay/
Oct 27 2003 4:35PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i like ure signature skisundownjibber, but u always seemed to be a right winger.



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 27 2003 4:43PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahahaha
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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Oct 27 2003 5:25PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
rage...building...

urge to kill rising...
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 27 2003 5:33PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
hahaha, i like this massive hypocrisy in organized religion. 'We are so damn right, everybody else is so damn wrong, i love the bible except the part that says 'tho shalt not judge'



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Oct 27 2003 5:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i find it interesting that NS cults began right after this post........
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 29 2003 8:01PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
totally not as cool as the three wise men dildo
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 29 2003 9:09PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
totally not as cool as the three wise men dildo
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 29 2003 9:09PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
i have a good idea... i say everyone should keep their religion to themselves. I beleive the bible is right, i just beleive it is often misinterpreted. I looked at a quiz on the second website that was given, and it said a person who accepted christ but murdered, raped, and molested people their whole life with no repentence would go to heaven. People think that just because they think one way, means that everyone has to think exactly that way or they would go to hell. Religoin is a private thing.
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Oct 29 2003 9:38PM
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