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Another way to really ski in five easy steps

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simmers
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http://expn.go.com/expn/blog/ski

step one is at the bottom, so start from there if you want to actually learn how to freestyle ski.

thanks to R_Martin for being the funny fucker with the original idea.
Aug 25 2008 4:38PM
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Tinga
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bwahahahaha "step 3 form a crew" nice.
Aug 25 2008 4:40PM
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JArens
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that whole article is pure gold!
Aug 25 2008 4:42PM
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heFF
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ahaha wow...very entertaining
Aug 25 2008 4:56PM
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artfullydodged
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"When skiing in the halfpipe, you'll know your technique is good if spectators boo, curse, and throw snowballs at you." hahahaha 24k gold
Aug 25 2008 4:57PM
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Ender
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that was awesome
Aug 25 2008 5:00PM
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MadSteezin
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That gave me a good laugh! Thanks!
Aug 25 2008 6:08PM
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sirskizalot
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haha that was awesome
Aug 25 2008 6:19PM
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Gharf
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this guys knows what it s all about. i ve been checking his blog since the begining and it s the best blog out there.

Aug 25 2008 6:26PM
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blindside
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ride away definition was money
Aug 25 2008 6:34PM
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eric25
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Haha. I love their description of afterbang.
Aug 25 2008 7:04PM
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AltaByrdSkier
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haha that is rad
Aug 25 2008 7:23PM
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matt.rad
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John Symms FTW
Funniest skier alive.
Aug 25 2008 10:18PM
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-Nick-
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ahhaha the description of hornbecks picture is so funny
Aug 25 2008 10:27PM
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HPskier
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haha that pic of jb throwin the ski, priceless, also in the backround of it hitting the rail, thats all me.....
Aug 25 2008 10:45PM
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johnnypsunami
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ahahaha, john, are you at all bitter about the current state of freeskiing?

some of these things I have just now taken for granted. I have to agree it has started to irritate me when I see 100 pound 16 year olds who think they are so fucking tough with their bandanas... then I realize that was probably me like 7 years ago.

Aug 25 2008 11:02PM
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simmers
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You know, it doesn't even irritate me. And I don't consider myself above it, either. I think that afterbang is fucking sweet. I like bright shit from Gen X. And I'm every bit as concerned about my gear and steeze as the next guy. Regardless, the shit is funny, and I'm happy to make fun of myself and others.
Aug 25 2008 11:21PM
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Rez4frederick
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bahahahah, YES!!!
Aug 25 2008 11:37PM
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GGreene
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what a great addition to the blog
so funny
Aug 25 2008 11:52PM
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dweezileast
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hell yeah, that was awesome
Aug 26 2008 12:17AM
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Codfish.
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'hang your arms at your sides in an awkward strained position' i lol'ed
Aug 26 2008 12:43AM
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rossignol_rider
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sock kalbeck photo credit
Aug 26 2008 1:37AM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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accent where the pants meet the boot. haha thats why i bought twin tips lol
Aug 26 2008 1:40AM
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C.Harris
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haha that is the sickest article ever. best thread
Aug 26 2008 1:44AM
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Peter.
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You can also dangle bandanas, suspenders, Rasta flags, scarves, Minidiscs, rosary beads, framed photographs of Rick James, or the scalps of conquered tribal warriors. Anything goes, as long as it expresses the inner you.


best quote ever
Aug 26 2008 1:57AM
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readiculous
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I didn't know it was cool to wear my conquered tribal leader scalps. All this time I've just been leaving them in the car!
Aug 26 2008 3:02AM
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eheath
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Hahah gold.
Aug 26 2008 3:53AM
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Barf.
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i love you and your blog, yes homo.
Aug 26 2008 3:20PM
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Journey
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well written
Aug 26 2008 3:37PM
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49566738265
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There will be some kid who reads this, straight lines into a huge jump first time in an all yellow Oakley suit, and dies.
Aug 26 2008 3:45PM
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TomasAa
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"I'm skiing in a competition today," or "I was in a competition last month," or "Tanner threw this in the garbage after the X Games," or "This is actually my pee wee footbal jersey," to every stranger he meets on the hill."

hahaha
Aug 26 2008 4:08PM
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fsscott
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omg this is priceless
Aug 26 2008 4:29PM
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NWFlow
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Its like Stuff White People LIke for skiing!
Aug 26 2008 4:40PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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killin it
Aug 26 2008 4:44PM
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Avifarer
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Haha the ego cover was bang on. Nice job
Aug 26 2008 5:54PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
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lol!
Aug 26 2008 7:10PM
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AltaByrdSkier
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haha that thing was so rad
Aug 26 2008 11:43PM
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nellyyy
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"When skiing in the halfpipe, you'll know your technique is good if spectators boo, curse, and throw snowballs at you."

Aug 27 2008 12:08AM
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chames
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hahaha that was hilarious. the part about the rideaway got me goin pretty good
Aug 27 2008 1:19AM
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johnnypsunami
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touché. however, this winter I was trying to navigate through a tight area of the cafeteria and there was a fellow gangster in front of me who refused to move. that was irritating.

but yes, i enjoyed your somewhat seinfeld like observations from our little world.
Aug 27 2008 2:13PM
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SirFryanator
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I
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