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MY DAD RIDES TROUBLEMAKERS!

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EastCoastPride
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WHAT DOES YOUR DAD RIDE?


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 26 2003 10:00PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
and no asinine comments about how he rides your mother. we all know that.


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 26 2003 10:01PM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
the sweetest solamons ever anti shocks they were like 1200 and he got a 1 pc snow suit
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Oct 26 2003 10:02PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
ARMADA TANNER HALL 05 PROMODEL PROTOTYPES. YOUR DAD IS SO LAST YEAR. LOSER.
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DyNoMiTe!
Oct 26 2003 10:02PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
MY DAD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DAD!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 26 2003 10:03PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
MY DAD IS A PIRATE. HE WILL GO BUCANEER ON YOUR DAD'S LAND LUBBER ASS.
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-Dan
DyNoMiTe!
Oct 26 2003 10:05PM
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caylorswift
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my dad rides 178 volant powers. they are fun to carve with



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 26 2003 10:05PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
BUT MY DAD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR DAD!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 26 2003 10:05PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
IF MY DAD DIDN'T HAVE TO LEAN ON HIS PEGLEG HE WOULD BE BIGGER.
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-Dan
DyNoMiTe!
Oct 26 2003 10:06PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
ar5s...no joke
Oct 26 2003 10:07PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
DAMMIT!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 26 2003 10:07PM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
my dad will kill all ur dads hes a ski bum
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Oct 26 2003 10:07PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
my dads getting 180 arv's





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 26 2003 10:08PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
YOUR DAD IS GETTING AN ASS-WHOOPING IS WHAT HE'S GETTING!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 26 2003 10:08PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ i hope your talking to pegleg boy and not me...





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 26 2003 10:10PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
My dad has salo verse 10 theyre like semi twin tips.


SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
Oct 26 2003 10:23PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
My parents dont ski. Im not exactly sure why they gave me lessons to ski, but i sure appreciate it



jibba jabba
Oct 26 2003 10:29PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
191 10.ex






I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
Oct 26 2003 10:31PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
candides!

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Oct 26 2003 10:33PM
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lineskier610
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my dad rides a harley
Oct 26 2003 10:36PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
mantis 777, and x-screams


Sponsored By Your Mom
Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs
Make Turns, Not War
Oct 26 2003 10:53PM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
my dad rides yooour mom! oh shit!!!






they call me doctor love
Oct 26 2003 11:04PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
my dad rides 210 rossignols

~You Can Call Me Matty~
Oct 26 2003 11:12PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
His secretary...



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
Oct 26 2003 11:31PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
195 x-screams
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 11:48PM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
semi parabolic rossi viper x from like 8 years ago......


carrots handbag cheese
Oct 27 2003 12:00AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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my friends dad is a crazy fisherman... he grabs his bully and straightlines everything, hes a mad man. i heard he went in the park last year and was throwin down with another dad... one was stickin the 3s... my dad rides volants...
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Oct 27 2003 12:03AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
my dad fractured his tibia platue at whistler last season. bas shiiieeeeeeoooott
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 27 2003 12:04AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
MY FRIEND RIDES TROUBLE MAKERS!
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Oct 27 2003 12:45AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
191 10.ex
woah do we have the same dad?


Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 12:47AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
metal volants


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Oct 27 2003 6:05AM
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RiverRipper
Posts: 700 - Karma: 9
He is a nordica rep so all sorts of those freaky looking things.


A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
Oct 27 2003 11:38AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
my dad rides a rossi snowboard, he used to ride a marrow, yeah my dads a boarder

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Oct 27 2003 12:07PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
my dad rides volants... remember what a big deal those were when tehy first came out???




'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
Oct 27 2003 12:21PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
Atomic Beta Ride 10ex's

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Oct 27 2003 12:56PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
atomic sugar daddy i think like 184.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Oct 27 2003 1:07PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
then the atomic 11 20 at 190
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Oct 27 2003 1:08PM
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What_A_Wookie
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Im tghe only skier in my family
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Oct 27 2003 2:40PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
k2 piste pipes
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Junction 133 Productions
Rural Uproar Teaser
SRMC
Oct 27 2003 2:58PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Equipe ##LETTERLETTER.### (whatever)
Don't know about this season, hopefully some trouble makers!





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Oct 27 2003 3:12PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
dad-xcontry
Oct 27 2003 3:17PM
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dave_euler
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hes 6'4 and he rides 170 elans. he was a skiboarder until this year. he sucks
Oct 27 2003 3:44PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
my dad used to have these straight 200s that were pink and purple, but sweet skis. then he went and got some rossis that are 180 or 190 I'm not sure, doesnt matter since he looks like Stien Erikson when he skis (no one piece though). He'll kick your ass though, he has so much style and grace from being a partoller and instructor



-->Colleen

ski the east
Oct 27 2003 4:02PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
my dad and mom ski on those super super super old 1080s, they got them for me and my brother for christmas when they came out, and they decided they wanted them, so they took em

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Oct 27 2003 5:31PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
wow eastcoastpride, you said no asinine comments and you are the one that is making them all.
-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
Oct 27 2003 5:36PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
my dad rides atomic race skis. he sucks too


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Oct 27 2003 7:25PM
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winterparksuks
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he skis xxx's but he ruined them by putting rossi power 140 race bindings on them
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uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Oct 27 2003 7:31PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
JEFF'S MOM RIDES 1080'S!

oh snAP!


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 27 2003 7:33PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
my dad rides monster head.



-Eric
Oct 27 2003 7:40PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
whats wrong with rossi power 140 bindings? those ar good bindings
-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
Oct 27 2003 7:40PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
he rides some nice volkl 188 something or others. Every year he hucks his 47 year old meat off some 25 footer out west on those babies, making me go 'whoa, at least i got good genes'
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SMS Session 2
''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
Oct 27 2003 8:01PM
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