i want to clear something up right off the bat. i'm high as shit right now. i just wanted to get that out there before we get going, but also keep that in mind when you look at the picture... i'm high as shit and i just stumbled upon it. yes, it was extremely intense.
so, seeing as it's welcome weekend at NMU, a bunch of people have been posting new pics on facebook. being a single, lonely, and overly horny guy, i have a habit of browsing said pics in hopes of finding some sweet bikini shots (batting .000) and i tend to focus on girls i've previously fucked into wheelchairs. this being the case tonight, i was flipping through the pics of a redhead i'd had extensive sexual relations with (to be PC) my sophomore and junior years at NMU and stumbled upon the gem you will find below. now, the girl i was fortunate enough to pwn is in the back, second from the left... i think that's right... second from the left... ok, it's not the girl on the far left, but the next one in. some of them bitches are ugly as sin, so i don't want any mix-ups. girl was a f-r-e-a-k, btw. good shit. anyway, i can't even begin to describe what it was like to suddenly have this image plastered across my screen. there isn't even a word to describe it. i'd make one up, but when i tried, i got off topic and zoned out for about three minutes and forgot what i was doing. so, without further ado...
(jesus, i hope this works...)