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cj
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Jessica Simpson
Where has your love gone
It's not in your music, no

You need a vacation
To wake up the cavemen
And take them to Mexico

Jessica, Jessica Simpson
You've got it all wrong
Your fraudulent smile
The way that you feinted the day that you die

My bodies in shambles
Inthrusted with brambles
That sharpen the air I breathe

What's on the menue
Jessica can you
Take down my order please

Jessica, Jessica Simpson
You've got it all wrong
Your fraudulent smile
The way that you feinted the day that you die

Tomorrow gets closer
A purple bulldozer
Is calling you on the phone

Your lovelife preceeds you
Your son in law feeds you
Injections of cortizone

Jessica, Jessica Simpson
You've got it all wrong
Your fraudulent smile
The way that you feinted the day that you die

Jessica Simpson
Where has your love gone
It's not in your music
So where has it gone then?

Jessica...


****

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 26 2003 9:25PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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yeah i like Newlyweds too.

Coming Soon...
Oct 26 2003 9:35PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
she is so fucking dumb. it makes me mad


Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
Oct 26 2003 9:54PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
id hit it





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 26 2003 9:57PM
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Ds91260
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indeed





die.
Oct 26 2003 10:57PM
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Papa
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hot bod on that one, probably dumb as a rock though




Seize the carp
Oct 26 2003 11:00PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yeah she is Teresa. She's annoying and whiney adn stupid and way too over-protective.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 26 2003 11:01PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
it doesnt matter what she says as long as she looks hot while saying it

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Oct 26 2003 11:08PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
I KNOW THAT SONG!!!!! hahahah when i first heard it i was like 'hahah what kind of crazy shit is this?' and then i listened to it again and i thought it was awesome.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Oct 26 2003 11:24PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i don't think she's that hot....plastic women don't really do it for me, plus her age and her IQ are probably in a constant struggle to outdo each other





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Oct 27 2003 12:21AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ lol nice one
Matt

Member 2912
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
Oct 27 2003 12:23AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
haha, thats beautiful
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
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Oct 27 2003 12:26AM
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sconniestyle
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we heard that in the cafeteria the other day and busted out. to whoever, i dont think she has had plastic surgery, if that is what you meant, but she is a little too barbie for me. but i guess if i had to, i probally would...


'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

CLICK CLICK BLOODY PANCAKE!!!!
Oct 27 2003 12:29AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
she could get all the plastic surgery she wants she couldn't look any more fake than she does now





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Oct 27 2003 12:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i'd still hit it
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 27 2003 12:45AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Jessica is a stupid ass blonde I cant watch that show for more than 10 minutes she acts like a fucking idiot.


Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
Oct 27 2003 9:24AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
^acts or is
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well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 27 2003 11:12AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
^Acts like in she is if u know what i mean


Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
Oct 27 2003 2:54PM
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