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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
Fuck m.  My dog just shit on the stairs, shit on my bed covers, and pissed on my bedroom floor.  The worst part about it is, I let her out to go to the bathroom 5 min before she did it!!!! FUCK!
Aug 24 2008 10:05PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
That's a lot of shit.
Aug 24 2008 10:06PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
ya man, it just likes to shit and piss in my room.  A few weeks ago it shit on my sweatshirt. 
Aug 24 2008 10:07PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
My GF's best friend had a guy over that she had been liking for a while.  5 minutes after he got there, her 110 pound golden retriever began a diarhea (sp?) rampage that made the whole house smell.
Aug 24 2008 10:12PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
you mean the sweatshirt that you just sold to me and i am now wearing?
Aug 24 2008 10:27PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
that sucks dick dude
Aug 24 2008 10:59PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
HAHA PWNED
Aug 24 2008 11:02PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Sorry, I just bust out laughing. That happened to my brother just after I left to live in CO. My mom told me the story over the phone, and I just couldn't stop laughing - I think I actually cried.
Aug 24 2008 11:03PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
dumb fucking dog.
Aug 24 2008 11:06PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
hahahahahaha
Aug 24 2008 11:13PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
haha, I didn't no you would find out.
Aug 24 2008 11:43PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
hahahahahahaha
Aug 24 2008 11:46PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
pics or it didnt happ- NO WAIT fuck! i dont want to see dog shit!
Aug 24 2008 11:55PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I'm just going to say right now - Karma is a bitch. I'm sorry I laughed. My doberman just gave the living room some Hershey love. She hasn't done this since January. WTF?
Aug 25 2008 12:10AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
DAMN DUDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID IT WAS A COFFEE STAIN YOU FUCKING n00b YOU JUST LOST MAD ----KARMA AND SHIT MAN... JUST AAGGHHH
Aug 25 2008 12:12AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aug 25 2008 12:26AM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
WTF, you actually dropped my karma didn't you?
Aug 25 2008 12:37AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
hahahah no i put it at 10
Aug 25 2008 12:39AM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
aight haha, thanks. +10 for you
Aug 25 2008 12:49AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
That sucks Will YAM!!
At least he didn't jizz all over your shit.
Aug 25 2008 12:51AM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I had to take care of my buddies dogs while they were away and one of the dogs gets really upset when they leave and it shits, a lot. so everyday at 7am I went to their house to clean up shit out of the kitchen for an hour. worst week ever
Aug 25 2008 1:09AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
best thread in a long time.
Aug 25 2008 1:12AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
closing your door might help the whole shitting in your room part but i dont know about everywhere else
Aug 25 2008 1:14AM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
hahaha steezemoney got railed
Aug 25 2008 1:30AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
you do realize that i havent actually bought anything from this kid, nor have i even talked to him before this thread
Aug 25 2008 1:35AM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
no i didnt!
Aug 25 2008 1:53AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
this is what i hate about the internet, i cant tell what tone you are using, god damnit :P i cant tell whats going on here
Aug 25 2008 2:15AM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
"there is shit Everywhere!"
Aug 25 2008 2:30AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
haha dumb and dumber or was that from the lame remake thing prequel? i dont remember
Aug 25 2008 2:34AM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
haha this shit is funny
very punny
Aug 25 2008 2:35AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
You think thats bad then you should get a pet elephant
Aug 25 2008 8:22AM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
 I slept over one of my buddies house the other night on an air matress. I woke up to his dog jumping on my bed and she then pissed on my bed. I then got up to get the dog out of the room and stepped in a steaming hot pile of her shit. needless to say the dog is very talented, she was able to punk me twice in a minute.
Aug 25 2008 1:03PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
Its a shit epidemic, shitty things dropping hot everywhere.
Aug 25 2008 1:08PM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
oh my this is terrible
Aug 25 2008 1:09PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
talk about a kick in the shorts
Aug 25 2008 1:52PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
jesus your dog must hate you
Aug 25 2008 2:27PM
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hael
Posts: 571 - Karma: 15
maybe the title of this thread should have been "SHIT" instead...
Aug 25 2008 6:20PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
we left my brand new puppy asleep in his crate today
left the house for under an hour
and came back to a MESS
it crapped and pissed MULTIPLE times all over the crate and proceeded to roll over in it
thoroughly covering himself
had to hose him of for like 20 minutes straight
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Aug 25 2008 6:27PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
be prepared for that to happen quite a few times
Aug 25 2008 6:30PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
haha, ya I was thinking the same thing.
Aug 25 2008 6:34PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
hahaha
i'm like whatever
he is so cute though!!
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Aug 25 2008 6:37PM
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