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Ways to get back at a girl

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
yeah, shes a bitch.  i need a way to get back at her without making myself look like a mean person to others lol

i have her facebook and her phone number

tips?
Aug 24 2008 2:39PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
prank call?

this guy got PWNED
Aug 24 2008 2:40PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
be the bigger person and don't do anything at all?
Aug 24 2008 2:41PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
Just use her own demises against her and then she cant ssay shit about it when it comes back around to bite her in the ass!
Aug 24 2008 2:41PM
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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
through feces at her house...
Aug 24 2008 2:41PM
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396222687862
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well, this chick has constantly angered me and my friends.

so basically, whenever we're drunk and in the neighborhood we like to piss on her car, throw shit at her house, ring her doorbell mad times super late at night. my friend once took a shit on their doorstep.

by the way, her parents are fuckin bitches too, so they also deserve it.

and peeing on a Mercedes clk 63 AMG is quite the fun. especially when the tops down
Aug 24 2008 2:41PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
meh, thats ok i guess

Aug 24 2008 2:42PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
now that i think about it, there is no way i am gonna pull revenge off without looking like a douche to everyone.  probably just gonna leave her alone
Aug 24 2008 2:43PM
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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
this guy knows whats up
Aug 24 2008 2:45PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
good call. You'll almost always end up looking classier by ignoring the bitch and brushing her off.
Aug 24 2008 2:50PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
you can try and kill her family. shed be mad pissed
Aug 24 2008 2:56PM
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Aring
Posts: 128 - Karma: 11
yea all that is fun untill u get the cops called on u.  and yea this happened to me and my friends but we got lucky that the dude was nice and didnt want to press charges.
Aug 24 2008 3:08PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
probably a gigantic wedgie will do the trick
Aug 24 2008 3:53PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
urinate in her anus
Aug 24 2008 3:59PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
If I caught some Douche bag kids taking a piss into my $90,000 convertible, I think I would press charges.
Aug 24 2008 3:59PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,990
Obviously pee in her butt...
Aug 24 2008 4:00PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
fuck her mom

Aug 24 2008 4:06PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17

does she go to cap? i'll kill her dont worry about it man.

Aug 24 2008 4:11PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
wow youre an asshole....0/10 karma for you.....thats a nicee car its got like 604hp
Aug 24 2008 7:47PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
umm all of these will strike a blow significantly...
1 call her fat
2 hook up with her friend
3 fuck her in the ass
4 fuck her friend in the ass
5 write on your friends wall that she wasnt that good in bed, so that way she cant delete it, but make sure that you are mutual friend, but that they have your back not hers
Aug 24 2008 8:06PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
id just post the phone number if i were you. let ns take care of the rest.

and her address if u can get it
Aug 24 2008 8:18PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
start a rumor about her having herpes
Aug 24 2008 8:19PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
bingo.... im always looking for new people to drunk dial
Aug 24 2008 9:16PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
haha, that would be awsome.  have like all 100,000 of us prank phone call her and leave a message. "you have 100,000 messages to listen press 5"
Aug 24 2008 9:34PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
than one she has a baby in her stomach push her down the stairs.
Aug 24 2008 9:37PM
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49566738265
Posts: 0 - Karma: 7,704
Oh My God.  That was fucking incredible.
Aug 24 2008 10:02PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you could pee in her best friends butt
Aug 24 2008 10:16PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
kick her in the face.

anyone who thinks that's mean needs a good kick in the face.
Aug 24 2008 11:07PM
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SKI3PO
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
The best revenge is to be successful.
Aug 24 2008 11:10PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
punch her in the boob
Aug 24 2008 11:13PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
looks like your gonna have to pee in her butt........
Aug 24 2008 11:14PM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262


have her make you a sandwich...
Aug 24 2008 11:20PM
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SolMi
Posts: 337 - Karma: 14
hooking up with two of her close friends seems to do the trick
Aug 24 2008 11:24PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
tell her to get  back to the kitchen
Aug 24 2008 11:31PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
HOLY FUCK DO IT.
every body will give her shit. it would be so awesome
Aug 24 2008 11:41PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
that's awesome
Aug 24 2008 11:50PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,629
If she has a boyfriend, poke holes in the condoms with a sewing needle or replace birth control with a different pill
Aug 25 2008 12:10AM
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cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141
of course, just do it the old NS way
Aug 25 2008 12:12AM
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ben802
Posts: 565 - Karma: 16
kill her
Aug 25 2008 12:13AM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
i was surprised that this wasn't the first post. could it be possible that the people of ns are maturing?
Aug 25 2008 12:16AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
just tell one of her friends that you think she is ugly.
Aug 25 2008 12:58AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
send her a message on facebook saying... "i guess what all my friends said about you were really true." then ignore every attempt she has at getting into contact with you. let what you said eat away at her because we all know bitches are really really insecure.
Aug 25 2008 1:01AM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11

sounds about right hahaha

Aug 25 2008 1:26AM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
do that , and post the number on NS
Aug 25 2008 1:27AM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
^ deja vu. wait til you've ignored her for 6 months and she still calls. I hate 2 things: girls who don't go after what they want and girls who play games.

Peter, is this girl being a bitch to you or does she just irritate you?
Aug 25 2008 8:32AM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
just let it be,, some girls dont even deserve that attention
Aug 25 2008 9:16AM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
Word. I understand what you're saying. My ex and i broke it off after almost 2 years because she is a psycho who basically has no soul, and a few months later I hooked up with her "best friend" and old roomate. It's been almost 6 months now, we're seriously dating, and the two dont really talk anymore. Oh, and at a camping trip me and all of my friends go to, my ex was there and i peed on her. Let her try to spread rumors, she got pissed on.
Aug 25 2008 9:39AM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
Glad someone else said it.  That's why I asked if she was being a bitch directly to him.  If not, you're a douche w/issues.
Aug 25 2008 9:50AM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
if you dont want to get her back than use revenge tactics. If you do want to get her back, show her that you can move on, find a new a girlfriend and she will become jealous and want you back, its actually pretty fuckin easy and works everytime.
Aug 25 2008 12:29PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
oh shit i misread it. your best bet is to fuck one of her friends, that is the most classy and sure to hurt method you can use... unless you can fuck a sister/mom. I had a buddy that recently broke up with his gf and ended up baning out her mom... pretty sweet huh.
Aug 25 2008 12:58PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
finally! god that took way too long for that answer to come up haha.
Aug 25 2008 1:01PM
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