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The Official asian_allen Appreciation Thread

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Peter.
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Yes.  I personally love his sense of humor, and enjoy his posts.  Post here if you feel the same.
Aug 23 2008 11:36AM
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k-rob
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calm down you big baby.
Oct 16 2008 12:20PM
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skiminnesota
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HAHAHAHA wow dude, life must be really shitty if you need to come on NS and hate on everything.
Oct 16 2008 1:14PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Definitely, in the water or on the mountain. Bring your whole crew of Midwest gapers so you can feel tough too.
Oct 16 2008 1:54PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I haven't been there in like 7 years, but I assume bear mountain has a way better park than anything in the midwest.

And some opportunities are more important than skiing at this point.

Yes I can make fun of the midwest. I can walk across the street and go surf. You can walk to the walk to the local Dairy Queen and ponder what was is wrong with your life.
Oct 16 2008 1:57PM
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eastside
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i live in mass, so i can also walk across the street and go surf, but you dont even have snow within an hour radius of where you live, so you should probably fuck off.
Oct 16 2008 2:18PM
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Tinga
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what were you telling me about west coast education?
Oct 16 2008 2:53PM
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D-HAWK
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drew dont be silly

he is a snowbladerfor life!
 hes to cool to ski
Oct 16 2008 2:59PM
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reverendwrong
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i garuantee u half of these gapers you speak of can throwdown harder than u ever could if u need evidence check out any of horners vids, always top rated.
Oct 16 2008 3:15PM
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skiminnesota
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Ultimate pwn?  ^^

its picture time snowblades............. 

as for me i am far from a gaper, but am nowhere near drew's level......
Oct 16 2008 4:04PM
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Alex_G
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3==========================================================D

Oct 16 2008 4:07PM
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B-VUR
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Wow, asian allen, DO YOU ROLLERBLADE?
Oct 16 2008 5:41PM
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casual
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gaper!
Oct 16 2008 6:31PM
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Peter.
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WOW WHAT A NOOB!
Oct 16 2008 6:34PM
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snowbladesforlife
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That ain't surfing there. If I lived where you live I wouldn't ski or surf.


The sad thing is that skiing to some of you is your entire life and live in a place not conducive to it and also suck at it.

It's like you people have stockholm syndrome or something for the midwest.
Oct 16 2008 10:14PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Oh shit a switch 7, never done one of those. Welcome to 2006. You want pictures or video. Come out and take them yourself. The last thing you want to do on your split at work is drag the video camera around.
Oct 16 2008 10:15PM
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Alex_G
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hahahahahahahah....no. your desperate attempts at being funny and offensive suck dick.
Oct 16 2008 10:20PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Oh okay, since all of that was false. I might not be amazing but I could still absolutely school you in the park.
Oct 16 2008 10:29PM
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Tinga
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ooooooo shit. shit talking over the internet.
Oct 16 2008 10:30PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Ad yourself to that getting schooled list. Sight unseen, I would put money down on it right now.
Oct 16 2008 10:56PM
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Tinga
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youre probably right i would get schooled. but i guess skiing is all about being amazing and getting spansorcized these days. fuck fun right?
Oct 16 2008 10:58PM
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Big--Ben
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damn dude you got much better.. I really like the first royale
Oct 16 2008 11:19PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Fuck fun. Fun got ruled out by 85 dollar tickets and f-350s going 14 mph on 9 with TX plates when the roads have a half inch of snow.

I'm not to the sponsored level, nor will ever be, at least for Summit County. It's all regionally relative. I can't say I wouldn't take it or try for it if I was that level. I can pay for my own shit, it doesn't cost that much in the grand scheme of things. 2 pairs of skis, a pair of bindings and outerwear for a year is just over $500 for top of the line shit, that's a weeks work most places

You guys got me off on a tangent; fun in the midwest is just a proportion of true fun. Just as a life in the midwest isn't a life worth living.
Oct 17 2008 12:57AM
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snowbladesforlife
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You're on the list too.

Nothing better than just waking up, strapping on the rollerblades and rollerskatin' to class.*

*I don't actually hate on rollerbladers, but after seeing your 'edit' it really just made me think of a 12 year old on a razor.
Oct 17 2008 1:06AM
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eastside
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surfing in cali is only god like 2 months of the year. and you have obviously never surfed the east coast in the winter. also , i am calling bullshit about san dieago. you are obviously from a hick ass town in colorado, but moved to san diego to make up for it. i wouldn' be surprized if you lived in a shitty town in north east san diego county, 45 minutes from the beach.
Oct 17 2008 1:18AM
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snowbladesforlife
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Wow tough guy. Call out city.

I was born in South CA, I grew up and my life till I was 18 on the central coast CA and I will die somewhere in CA.


It isn't 'god for 2 months a year' I can guarantee San Diego's worst month of surf is better than you best month. The crowds suck, but it's just a bunch of college kooks at most spots. Plus I have every morning off, so it's fine. I am sure you get some 'super sick head high waves like all the time during the winter' If you're arguing about CA verse MA for waves I really don't have to prove anything, think what you want.

I lived in CO, yes, never in some 'hick mountain town' though (well I did live in Placer Valley for 2 months; but that ain't a town). Even though most mountain towns are probably more cosmopolitan than than the town you live in or nearly all places in the midwest (barring Chicago). Plus you would give your right nut to live in Breck, the front range or probably even Alma.


I live literally 100 yards from the beach, it takes me a single minute to walk there because I walk slow. I do still check the waves every morning with the webcam, which is right in front of my house, because I am lazy as fuck and can do it in bed. But then I walk across the street and check it with my own eyes and my coffee cup.

Enjoy your sweet life that you will eventually leave because you find something better. Let me know what you look like so I can snake in you the park or out in the water.
Oct 17 2008 1:42AM
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snowbladesforlife
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You might be better than me, but I am probably not too far behind.

Your humbleness shines through.
Oct 17 2008 2:36AM
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chames
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your a dick!
Oct 17 2008 3:43AM
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reverendwrong
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first off, please get all that pee out of ur butt.

second, u really think just cuz u live in summit county/san diego u think ur better than everyone "omg i can surf and ski and im halfway deece at both omfg i am the shit come over here and suck my dick" honestly we dont need to sit here and compare trick for tirck whos better, we have some of the sickest skiers on earth, and you have a few more, u live in the fucking mountians and the area with the best parks on the planet, so were not as privileged as you are with our parks but we overcome 200ft "mountians" and parks with jumps and rails that are pathetic in size and quality that yours, ur saying just because we cant ski breck everyday we should just hole up and die. Honestly ur wack as fuck dude. I am in no way saying your a terrible skier/surfer but we can all agree that ur a fucking douchebag and u need to shut the fuck up, im suprised Mr. Bishop hasnt picked u up and put u on the ban wagon.

U say we should come out there to prove to you our worth, mabey u should come out here and really see some ppl hving fun and throwing down harder than you could ever believe



as a parting note: most of the urban in turbo was shot in MN and ohio, if todd walnuts knows MN is where its at mabey u should too.
Oct 17 2008 8:07AM
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snowbladesforlife
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That sounds kind of hypocritical with all the shit talk and sizing up you've been doing. That's the way the world works, get over it.


And those transplants are exponentially better because they moved out west.
Oct 17 2008 11:06AM
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BEARS.
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i like many others apparently greatly appreciate this man.
Oct 17 2008 11:08AM
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snowbladesforlife
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Finally someone gets it. And Summit County doesn't have 'just a few more' people who throw down. You need to get over yourself.
Oct 17 2008 11:08AM
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Tinga
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a life full of random baseless hate isn't worth much. I think a lot more people would agree to that.
Oct 17 2008 11:20AM
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paulbunyan
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are you ceral? he needs to get over him self? look at all your gay ass ranting. get over yourself take the dick outta your butt and enjoy skiing as it is. all your gay ohhh midwest sucks is bullshit. for our parks i guarantee that we have just as good of skiers as you. come here see how skiing should be where everyone gets along and all skiers are one big group not little small freind groups. 
Oct 17 2008 12:17PM
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JonathonChandler
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you dont argue with asian_allen. he is right about everything. no joke
Dec 8 2008 12:20AM
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colin13
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so whens the thread about me gonna be made?








nah, im just kidding, i have little to no opinions
Dec 8 2008 1:05AM
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Campeador
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Cool dude, you live right next to the beach surrounded by the most stuck up people on the planet. Southern California might be nice scenically and have nice weather, but the people that live there are the scum of the Earth, I should know I use to live there. Not saying everyone is, but its the general vibe, so its no wonder you probably fit in perfectly. You're probably the biggest kook out in the water.

Enjoy your crowded as fuck waves homie. Since you're so hell bent on claiming I'll do some of my own. I have a house minutes away from one of the best breaks in Costa Rica, where a crowded day is 5 guys out. Not to mention the waves just a drive away at Playa Negra, and Witch's Rock for the day trip. Your San Diego waves aren't shit, and with all the kooks like you out there, its barely even worth paddling out. Hell, I'd put money on the fact that my old man could out surf you. To put in in terms that you understand, the shitty waves you ride, to me, are the exact same as the way you describe midwest skiing. People make do with what they have, and they usually appreciate it a lot more than spoiled fucks like you. The only decent place to go where you're at it is up at Tamaracks in Carlsbad.

I'm curious to know if you're parents are paying for your ocean front place, those certainly aren't cheap. You probably go to SDSU, where stuck up rich kids from California go in the vain hope that living by the beach will make their lives less pathetic.


Dec 8 2008 1:44AM
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wh@t
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Dec 8 2008 10:55AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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you forgot rollerblader, but really thats just how Asians who are good at something are. ive learned how to deal with the allen's comments, and will seek answers from him on anything regarding lolerblading (no hate to bladers)
Dec 8 2008 2:21PM
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ECfreeski3
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you are the world's premier claimer. you literally never miss a chance to tell people (ONLINE) how good at skiing you are. you must be a really well-rounded person if you need to claim your skiing online so much
Dec 8 2008 5:00PM
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ECfreeski3
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and sorry for the double post but i cant believe mods will delete some of the shit they do when they dont delete shit like this. all it is is 3 people including asian allen e-shit talking NONSTOP while continually claiming they dont care and arent offended
Dec 8 2008 5:02PM
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ECfreeski3
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i didnt even make fun of him. i merely stated a fact, he claims all day long
Dec 8 2008 5:05PM
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ECfreeski3
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okay yea i forgot that last sentence about not being good at other stuff. my b
Dec 8 2008 5:06PM
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Peter.
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i can honestly say that i don't recall a time that drew claimed
Dec 8 2008 5:07PM
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Alex_G
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i know its a few months late but its humility you fucktard, not humbleness..
Dec 8 2008 5:07PM
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ECfreeski3
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thats it, you and i are gonna have to have an intelligence/looks/getting girls/halo/drinking beer contest. and i am PUMPED
Dec 8 2008 7:10PM
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ECfreeski3
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well no offense but you started this thread, so youre part of the asianallen/drew e-love circle, so we have reason to believe you might be biased
Dec 8 2008 7:16PM
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