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The Official asian_allen Appreciation Thread
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Yes. I personally love his sense of humor, and enjoy his posts. Post here if you feel the same.
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HAHAHHAHAHA thats hillarious.
Allen is rude and never funny, im really glad im not the only one who realizes that
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tinga i am pretty sure that is normal..at least it is for me...i cant stand having other ff windows open when i can just tab all day long ctrl t for the win
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hahaha drew your such a queer, you have nothing better do to than just be on ns all day so it doesnt bother me at all when you make comments like that
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haha people thought I was allen's friend? that's why i made this? lol, i have no clue who he is, i just enjoy his sense of humor
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hey i'm down
maybe i'll see you someday, i mean i only live like 6 states over
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drew if your hurt by this statement i provide free self esteem boosting class to all midwest skiers who get e-hate, but only if your allens freind..call me if you need me 875-428-8744.. hey at least allen is known on here. he knos his shit when it comes to it to
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wow your karma is 11111... cool,
no i dont like azn allen
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WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!
fucking manual at the end
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What a horrific level of talent in that video.
A true integration of sports, skateboarders and inliners pushing each other to be even shittier than their sports thought possible.
Did they police not get out of their cars because they knew that piece of garbage would end up on the Internet.
Isn't there some middle schooler who is good at either sport who you could have filmed, or even you cousin eating shit going down the driveway on heelies?
I would rather watched my coil float in the toilet for 4 minutes than watch that again.
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i love you. Maybe even a little bit of homo. everyone of your posts makes me laugh uncontrollably
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I don't know who this asian_allen character is, but this thread is pretty hilarious. Also there's a Jibij ad on the side right now that has an Eric pollard looking guy wearing a v-neck T-shirt that says "Jibij is magic" in all different colour letters and it is awesome!
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okay so go out and go roller boot better than allen and come back post your video... rollerbooting is something some skiers do thats alot simular to skiing... noone said his sport is rollerblading. hes good give him some good fetures and hell throw down but give him some detuned skis and a nice box or flat rail and hell blow your mind. i dont get why so many people have to hate. are you trying to boost your self esteam on the internet? ohh kids make fun of me at school im gonna hate on ns!!! if you havent notice allen doesnt care at all about ns and the karma system.
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hahaha, you're putting effort into dissing on asian_allen, when we all know he doesn't give a shit what you think.
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I have to say, I like asian allen...despite the fact that I have a pm that proves it's not a mutual sentiment. Allen, we got off on the wrong foot...let's start over...we can salvage this...
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i really dont like you, but this was a funny post.
hahahahahhahahahaha.
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whats wrong with allen? sure some of the things he says can be quite critical some times (or alot of the time) riding with him hes pretty chill....but if you guys are all basing him of NS and his posts of ridiculing people, i would say 80% of the people involved in this thread are just as guilty as he is...
ha and whats shakin drew? ready to ski?
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I didn't know if chugging whiskey after work qualifies as effort.
Can you midwest kids get out of your mutual ball sucking circle and not have to defend every single thing about one of your own?
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only if you RICH prissy coast kids will stop attacking us.
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i finnally realized whats wrong with you. you arent capable of riding normal skis so you ride snowblades and since you do that no one likes you, maybe one day you will get friends and they will defend your prissy ass.
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I am not attacking you, I am just pointing out how unfortunate your entire geographic situation in life is.
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meh. get your head out of your ass... MN is not kansas. (sorry Kansas;)
i have rolling hills , 4,000acres of park land. 4 lakes, the number one suburb in America (according to money magazine) 3 championship golf courses, all within 10miles..... basically i live in utopia.... just no mtns;(
o check out some of the world class skiers that have come out of MN's "bunny hill's"
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Oh and to Drew, nothing I have ever done smacks of effort. If you don't find my shit funny then you haven't been drinking or don't understand anything about a 10th grade reading level (known as Minnesota doctorate).
Who the fuck would want to live in MN?
Money magazine? I am sure their 9 annual subscribers are pumped about that. I have hills around me too, there are probably 2000 feet, those are as big as your ski mountains, pathetic. If MN is utopia, then I would rather live in hell.
What good skiers have come out of MN? Aside from some mediocre cock smoker with an alright edit whose dick NS sucks. And don't give me some bullshit about someone who moved out of MN when they were 15. Don't even think about naming Matt Sternbenz, he is a pimple on the history of freeskiing's ass.
And 4 lakes, holy fuck! Combined that's like an ocean.
Here's the deal. If you have to actually back up the home town you live in and justify why it's great, then it really isn't. If someone talks shit about my hometown, I really don't care, because I know how it is. I don't want to live to there because it doesn't align with my current lifestyle, but it is way better than nearly everywhere else in the country, so it doesn't matter what people say.
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That's an awful lot of defending for a self-proclaimed avid non-defender such as yourself.
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bahahahahahahaha
you're dumb.
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what does smacks of effort mean?
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people are trying really hard to piss someone off over the internet in this thread
pretty funny
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at least he doesn't live in hick ass colorado. i would rather live somewhere respectable and drive 3 hours to go skiing (its part of the experience and its fun chilling with hommies in the car) than in a shitty village in the woods without plumbing.
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http://vimeo.com/1952109 end of this vid is luls
http://vimeo.com/1952109
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Enjoy the midwest. I might not even ski this year, but I would rather do that than make some turns or even step foot in Minnesota.
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Straight bangers!!!
Oh wait,
This isn't even rollerblade related hate. That shit is just straight up stupid. I am sure someone can make look it good in the future, but for now, just let it go.
If you're ever out west message me. I will set up a lawn chair in front of the flat box you hike all day and laugh for 8 hours straight.
Midwest represent!
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because skiing is the most important thing in life and it should be the deciding factor of where you live. you are aware that you still live in a hick ass mountain town, right? at least there is stuff do do in the summer in the midwest.
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fuck you man minnesnowta is where its at
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Apparently it isn't because I live in San Diego right now.
Breck isn't a hick ass mountain town, sorry. You're think of like Buena Vista or Pagosa Springs.
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Well after you found out that you can't actually ski (judging by your pow shots from your other promo) you would just be relegated to the flat box, the only feature you feel confident on.
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so you live in san diego, where the closest mountain is shitty bear mountain and you are making fun of the midwest?
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