My friend Victor had moved out of his house, and was staying with my other friend Zach. Zach went to Aspen with his family for vacation, and Victor needed a place to stay so we took him in. He left most of his stuff at the house, and had all the keys and combinations to the biggest house in the nicest development around (3 million dolllar home). So, we threw a pretty big party there.
That went over totally fine, it was the next day that went to shit
He asked me to go to the house with him to help clean up, and would be taking Zach's car because he told us we could borrow it. So on the way over we picked up 2 people and a game cube. Once at the house we were cleaning, had ripped a bong a few times, but were well behaved nonetheless. Another friend Drew showed up in his station wagon and we were all just hanging out. Then some random lady came into the basement and started screaming at us to leave, and was calling the police. So we called Zach to find out what was going on and he told us we needed to book it out of there and coulnd't take his car. So we all pile into Drew's car, and head to the end of the driveway, but couldn't pull out because that crazy lady had used her bmw as a barricade. Around the driveway was a big metal fence so we were pretty stuck.
When 5 cop cars came screaming up the road, the kid in the front seat, Terrance, the only dirty black kid in the town, threw back 3 bottles of very expensive wine and a few beers he'd stolen from the house without anybody knowing. We tossed them into the bed of the wagon and got out of the car to greet the cops.
Cops were'nt having it because Terrance and another kid had prety lengthy criminal records and the cops know them by their first names so immediately made it out to be something worse.
Auto theft cause Zach pussed out and told his mother, who pressed the charges of burglary, criminal, and definat tresspass, that we had stolen the car. Burglary and defiant tresspass are both felonies, so Victor ended up in jail under a $50,000 bail.
Corruption of minors because I was the only minor, and had been corrupted by all the nonsense.
Terrance got arrested last month for JACKING OFF TO PORN IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY, IN THE KIDS SECTION, ON A PROXY. Hes one of those damn red blips as a sexual predator