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Rediculous ski crash thread!

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skiunit101
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alright well my mountain is gay and puts up slow signs in the middle of the run and it goes all the way across the fuckin run...
well i was haulin ass and findiing the easiest way through possible and im going towards it and this texan bitch decides to go in front of my and i cut to the right, catch my edge, slide and wrap around a pole by my stomache that is holding the sign up and it didnt hurt one bit but still... fuck that bitch haha

Aug 21 2008 11:49PM
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babujib
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agreed, and advance seachbar ski crash and theres a ton of threads
Aug 21 2008 11:56PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Aug 21 2008 11:59PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
k you guys and fuck you raft!
alright skratch thread fuck it..
Aug 22 2008 12:00AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
not that easy zack
Aug 22 2008 12:06AM
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Mezmerize19
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yo, Curtis fucking slavs slow signs
Aug 22 2008 12:10AM
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PacificRimJob
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lol. i've slammed into slow signs going switch so many times and fallen over them...

one time the patrol got soo pissed at me.
Aug 22 2008 4:41AM
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Microcosm
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so I'm skiing down snowshed at Killington, and if you know snowshed you know it's the flattest run possible to still ski down, a few years ago and I'm just cruising down all the way to skiers left to get some eats. I stay to the side to avoid the tourists and gapers and what not and typically have no problem. suddenly a ski school group snakes in front of me in their stupid line completely cutting me off! not wanting to run over a bunch of 3 year old munchkins I cut to the left and into the trees where I flipped over and got my ski stuck in a tree. I was stuck there for awhile, and the munchkins had no idea what they had just been saved from.
Aug 22 2008 11:18AM
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CBROOKS
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welllll I was jumping, and then I crashed, and then soent 3 weeks in the ICU.

WORD!
Aug 22 2008 12:01PM
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frstyl46skier
Posts: 566 - Karma: 18
haha i love killington but yea snowshed and ramshead are noob attractions...you gotta stay over at bear where its always sunny, great parks, and no noobs
Aug 22 2008 12:19PM
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Duncan*
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Aug 22 2008 1:53PM
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Beefcake
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late april i was skiin and launched this cattrack on Upper ramsey Mt. ROse NV, little did i know there was no more snow on the effin run! broke my nose and shattered my kneecap,  . . . morpheme is the best shit on earth!
Aug 22 2008 2:17PM
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ryan.c
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well that was ur fault for going fast in a crouded area with slow signs....
Aug 22 2008 5:53PM
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Dr.Scholl
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you should prolly follow the rules at your mountain so your dumb ass doesnt hurt its self and other ppl
all rules are for your safety and you shouldnt think your cool for being a fag and breaking them
Aug 22 2008 6:02PM
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Microcosm
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word, I always head over there first thing in the morning. but for some reason we started to park at snowshed so I head back there to pick up lunch from the car naa mean?
yeah, it's so nice how it's sunny there constantly though. there can be such a temp. difference between that and say the canyon quad area. soooo cold there.
Aug 22 2008 10:47PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
check this video out...

i'm the guy that gets taken out...this was like 2 years ago...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGpEubuJB2s
Aug 22 2008 10:51PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
good video^
Aug 22 2008 11:03PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
holy shit!
haha
Aug 22 2008 11:58PM
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ryano
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it dislocated my right arm...the end of my arm was over by my neck. hurt like no other to get it back in.
Aug 23 2008 10:43AM
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Malcolm
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damn you got closelined so badly
Aug 23 2008 10:48AM
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ryano
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yeah, i came really close to getting a very bad concussion.
Aug 23 2008 6:34PM
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