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Politically incorrect things your grandparents say

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Waffle11
Posts: 481 - Karma: 16
Pull your pants up! what color are you?
(My grandpa, and it kinda freaked me out)
Aug 20 2008 8:45PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
Grandma: Dean you forgot to put in your hearing aid.
Grandpa: What?
Grandma: Your hearing aid!
Grandpa: I'm getting paid?



Mom: Dean do you want some cake?
Grandpa: Do I want to got to the lake?

Aug 20 2008 8:51PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
not something she said but yesterday my grandma decided to go and change, but forgot to put clothes back on and walked around our house naked with 7 construction workers inside...

and one time my sister went and visited my grandma after she went tanning, and my grandma said "what the fuck did you do, you look like a damn n****r"

on a side note, do we still get banned for droping the n-bomb?
Aug 20 2008 8:53PM
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tomalom
Posts: 350 - Karma: 10
porch monkey
Aug 20 2008 8:53PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
my grandma, who is not in the least bit rascist, thinks that it's still acceptable to refer to black people as negroes or colored.
Aug 20 2008 8:54PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
cant think of any right now but my grandmother doesnt like asians for some reason
Aug 20 2008 9:14PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
"Have you seen how fast all 'em colored kids are that you play football with"

she overuses colored, very innappropriate
Aug 20 2008 9:19PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
Bipolar Gramma: Aw you look so handsome ! you're growing up so quick!
-my mom leaves the room-
Bipolar Gramma: You've got some fat cheeks like a baby and your hair would look better on a grand daughter.
Me: *tears*
Aug 20 2008 9:20PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
flipping through channels and come across the ellen degenerate show

*angrily* "we dont need to watch that lesbian filth!"

then some black show with people in it. half black half white..

"no body wants those people in their neighborhood! the whites dont want them! the blacks dont want them!"
Aug 20 2008 9:21PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
grandpa: "you know whatwe called these brazil nuts when we were kids? Nigger toes"
Aug 20 2008 9:22PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
when i was flipping through the channels, i stopped on some show including all black people, my grandpa says "turn off those coloured people they dont belong on tv" i was in shock..... my grandpa is usually really baller but i was like woahh.. okay..
Aug 20 2008 9:22PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Rainbows from our water supply is a conspiracy.
Aug 20 2008 9:22PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
those god damn jews down at the market wanted me to pay the whole price
Aug 20 2008 9:28PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
"Obama wont become president...because....who would vote for a black person?"
Aug 20 2008 9:42PM
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photowill
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
my friends grandpa used to ask us if we were going n****r knocking (doorbell ditching) when we left the house
and to fix something in a shitty manner was n****r rigging it
Aug 20 2008 9:47PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
When my stepdads mom gets drunk she gets all raceist and makes fun of black people and spanish people. Once she gets to the spanish jokes im like, you do know im Dominican right? She shut up




my grandma still is a bit racists with black people.
Aug 20 2008 10:07PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
I got this pretty sick wooden lamp shaped like a tribal women.

when my grandmother saw it she said " Is that a colored lady???"
I said"I'm not sure gram, but I like the lamp"
Aug 20 2008 10:13PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
My grandpa: The love of my life wasn't your god forsaken grandmother, but a young girl i met when i was sailing through Greece. I had just marrided your grandmother and got sent out on mission for the navy and met a 15 year old girl she was a freak i tell ya. I beleive her name was Marcel.

(all this is said while my grandma is sitting right there.)

Grandme: How is it willie? ( refering to the dinner she made for him)

Grandpa: Ahh it will make a terd.





I was shocked.

Aug 20 2008 10:26PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
This other time I was watching tv with my grandma, and a comercial came on with a black familly at the dinner table.  My grandma turns to me and said " there are a bunch of bleep familys where I live and none of those bleeps ever look or talk nice like that.     haha ya she also calls some nut, bleep toes
Aug 20 2008 10:34PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
"oh thats a nice chinaman"

"eny meeny miny mo, catch a nigger by the toe" - my grandma on deciding what dessert to get at a restaurant
Aug 20 2008 10:48PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
my grandpa: "don't eat too much of that rice or your eyes will get all squinty!"
Aug 20 2008 11:08PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
"fuckin chinks takin over"...no lie
Aug 20 2008 11:15PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

some of these are so so funny

Aug 20 2008 11:17PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
My grandma taught me "Inny, Minny, Miney, Mo, Catch a Nigger by the toe"

My kindergarten teacher was not impressed when I sang that in class.
Aug 20 2008 11:27PM
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Abes2009
Posts: 1144 - Karma: 58
grandma: you have such big lips dear. you know thats considered a sign of beauty in africa
Aug 20 2008 11:33PM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11

" i used to be shy like you when  i was young , thats why i used to use alcohol heavily

Aug 20 2008 11:38PM
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Balto
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grandma: Thomas why are you mowing the lawn? Just hire a mexican, your town is full of them
Aug 20 2008 11:48PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
i hear spic and chink often
Aug 21 2008 12:04AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
My Grandma isnt racist but she calls black people niggers. That's about the only thing she does, she's still got a good head on her.
Aug 21 2008 12:10AM
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