Stop all this afterbang nonsense

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1st.
"Afterbang" was created by snowboarders after they would land a jump sketch and ride out and save it.....that is "afterbang" . But there isnt a certain way or style to create an afterbang. Its called landing and skiing away. some kids just overdue it to look retarded. So please stop worrying about afterbang cause kids have been "AFTERBANGING" for years.......its called landing a stezzy trick well. not after banginng a trick.

2nd......learn how to ski first before attempting

3rd. I Afterbanged ur MOM last night

4th, i had to write this because I have seen so many kids asking to see vids just for the afterbang,,,, thats sad.

5th. I wanna see some of this kids do their afterbang after a BC booter or a pillow line.....shit would be hilarious

Aug 20 2008 2:56PM

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Malcolm

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never heard of stezzy tricks before

Aug 20 2008 9:10PM

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JeffersonDavis

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so...if its natural for them and not for us that must mean they must have been afterbanging the shit out of their pizza steeze with their amplid edgy wedgies back when they were groms?

as for me, I've been afterbanging since i've started skiing at age 3,

here im doing a hand drag in 1990, which i proceeded to afterbang the fuck out of ...

Aug 20 2008 9:47PM

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ghosfacekilla

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ive grown quite fond of the BANG

Aug 20 2008 9:52PM

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RIDEDIRTY

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Yeaaaaa ...SpriGGS IS gay as hell man SMOKE WEED IM COOL RIGHT??? fagggg

Aug 20 2008 10:01PM

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slaydave

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i think you are refering to the infamous FINGERBANG. led by front man Eric Cartman.

Aug 20 2008 10:17PM

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mski

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sorry enough to say, this is NS. We group together on shit like this like 10 year olds to pokemon. Then it will get old and something knew and unexpected will be copied by all.

Aug 20 2008 10:18PM

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PeterTosh

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really i invented afterbaang with skis and everyone is just jelouse. (see: higher education)

Aug 20 2008 10:29PM

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acc

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This is histerical. Thank god movies are dropping soon and then snow will start to fall. =)

Aug 20 2008 10:36PM

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australianjibber

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this is how i see it:

this whole argument can largely be related to eating pussy

a lot of people like to eat pussy (ski), and a lot of people like to do a few tricks when they do it (make your bitch orgasm), but fuck all blokes like to get their face squirted on uneccessarily (afterbang)

so some of us like to eat vag and do a good job of it, and some fucking idiots like getting squirted on

ban this afterbang squirting bullshit for good, it looks fucking ridiculous

Aug 20 2008 10:41PM

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TonySeibert

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man ur fucking retarded

Aug 21 2008 12:51PM

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afterbang

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BigNosE spriggs is a little bitch if he cant deal with people calling riding away with a specific style"afterbang"

Aug 27 2008 8:08PM

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Alex_G

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a trick without the bang is kinda like a driveby without shooting anybody.

Aug 27 2008 8:12PM

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4pretz4

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sprigss is a bitch with an attitude that was shit on by his sheep mother

Aug 27 2008 8:12PM

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sneaky

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i want to afterbang that sounds hella tight. .

NO POLES to afterbang right? Do i have to wear a bandana?

Aug 27 2008 8:12PM

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PBraunstein

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your an idiot riding away with style is called exactly that... ride away... this is what wallisch, hornbeck, vanular, harlaut.... "afterbang" is an attempt at a clean rideaway after you have already landed not so clean...

Aug 27 2008 8:13PM

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SirFryanator

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precisely

Aug 27 2008 8:17PM

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chames

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Aug 27 2008 9:54PM

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C.Harris

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u should ski how ever u want but its gay as hell when bizs are all like shit dude he look at his afterbang.... fuckers

Aug 27 2008 10:02PM

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Journey

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YEAH FUCK THE HATERS I CAN CLAIM ALL I WANT< HATERSA

Aug 27 2008 10:07PM

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snowboardersrule

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bignig is right. riding in the park this winter is gonna be tough cuz all you kids goin around lookin retarded afterbangin/vogueing are gonna ruin my day. however, don't say leave it to the pros, cuz alotta pros can't do it either. ie brogan looks like an idiot doing it.

Aug 27 2008 10:11PM

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ghosfacekilla

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So maybe next time you try to make a point, dont use a stupid anaogy

Aug 27 2008 10:19PM

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niels.

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stop stopping afterbang

stop stopping stopping afterbang

stop stopping stopping stopping afterbang

Aug 27 2008 10:22PM

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ben802

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just do hood rat stuff

Aug 27 2008 10:55PM

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FireTruck

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"its called landing a stezzy trick well. not after banginng a trick. "

haha seriously who cares what people call it

and on that note

seriously, who cares what other people do... if you think its so dumb then just ignore it and dont come on ns and bitch to everyone about what their different names for ride-away are

Aug 27 2008 11:05PM

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sirskizalot

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those are words to live by

Aug 27 2008 11:25PM

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JonathonChandler

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this kid is either just trying to make everyone mad by saying this and thinks its funny, which is very possible. or this kid is just a stupid D.

Aug 27 2008 11:53PM

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chugLIFE

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RESPONSE TO NUMBER 5, HORNBECK REALTIME, D-SPIN IN "IDAHO"....look at that ride away.
its easy to bang in the BC, just lean back on your 190s and float

Aug 27 2008 11:56PM

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Billiards.

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bang, ride away whatever its just so fucking fun.

Aug 27 2008 11:59PM

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Billiards.

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hahahah your like 12 in that movie. That was sick though, I miss that film. Where the hell do you get a copy now adays?

Aug 28 2008 12:00AM

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AALT

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YES

Aug 28 2008 12:15AM

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i.ski.troll.

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couldnt be more correct.

Aug 28 2008 12:23AM

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Scott~

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If you feel stupid doing it then dont do it. If it makes you feel good then fuckin a afterbang your way off the fucking chairlift for all I care~

Aug 28 2008 12:49AM

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cfox

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^^^^^^^^ JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

Aug 28 2008 1:43AM

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smooticus

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Dude i was afterbanging when i came out of the womb. its how i live my life, cause im better then you.

Aug 28 2008 1:55AM

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chames

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Why even get a drink? you got wax bottles!!

Aug 28 2008 2:16AM

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corona

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shea son!

Aug 28 2008 2:32AM

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Valind

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shouldnt the "end thread" be after your statement? lol

Aug 28 2008 2:36AM

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Valind

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True story. Snowmaking starts here in less than a month.

Aug 28 2008 2:39AM

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shradicaljoe

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if people wanna afterbang let them. why does it matter? at least they are out on the mountain and not being posers. why do you care, if thats how they wanna have fun then let them have fun. afterbang is not gonna "ruin skiing" and it might be a trend or it might stick and people 5 or 10 years from now might be afterbanging, and you might end up liking it, so dont hate and let people have fun.

Aug 28 2008 1:23PM

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KABURGS

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why afterbang when you can fingerbang

Aug 28 2008 1:47PM

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