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Line1260x
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so i was at the ski expo in seattle and some guy threw my friend a racing magazine, on the way home i was just looking through it and saw an article called 'jibbers: love 'em or shoot 'em' i only could stand to read the first 3 paragraphs, it went something like this....
'now jibbers may be able to throw flippy spinny monster airs and even stick them sometimes, but we all know they cant even ski down a normal run. they have nooo style when they are turning(actually said in article). now if i were 18 and had a fresh spine i would probably be doing flippy spinny things in the air also, but unfortunately i ahve a real life and job to worry about so i stick to real skiing, the hard stuff' it went on and on and i looked at the author and it was 'kristen ulmer' if i ever see her i sware to god ill turn her inside out....
stupid bitch ass racer fuck cocks






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Oct 26 2003 12:24AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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kristen ulmers dumb, but YOU are dumber. go smoke a pole jizz-donkey
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Oct 26 2003 12:28AM
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freezed
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ski press. theres a reason its free.


ShortSkiChick: 'If you ever get to meet a clown don't be afraid!'
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matty jeronimo: EXACTLY
Oct 26 2003 12:49AM
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Tele-Jibber
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Um...I belive that article is acctually in favor of jibbers becuase they overall help the industry. Maybe if you would read more then 3 paragraphs and be open to the fact that not the entire world thinks like you do (you just made more generalizations about racers then the article made about jibbers) you could see that the article was in no way ment to be serious or anything like that. I'm not saying it was a good article...I thought it was just badly done all around, but it is free and all. I just get annoyed at all these fuckers who are so closed minded about a sport that thrives from openmindedness (is that a word?).


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Oct 26 2003 1:38AM
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albatross.
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^no its not. Its saying that they are kids with no skill that buy lots of expensive things for the benifit of racers.
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Oct 26 2003 1:40AM
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prophet
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because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course. he's fighting and biting and riding on his horse. he's going the distance
Oct 26 2003 1:58AM
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redgreen
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Thanks, to Miles, D.

and shout out to all my Hoes,
Oct 26 2003 1:39AM
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Line1260x
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im just saying it pissed me off that they put jibbers down






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Oct 26 2003 2:28PM
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caylorswift
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is ski press even a racer mag? i thought it was just a magizine to give people some heads up to what is goin on in the industry around the US.

just because it has a pic of daron rahlves on it doesnt mean its a racer mag.



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 26 2003 3:11PM
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sacha
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thats some extreme gayness,


SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
Oct 26 2003 3:47PM
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1212j5j5
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what was on hte cover of this one?
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Oct 26 2003 4:04PM
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caylorswift
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ryan, its daron rahlves, standing on a train track. in his racing suit and his like 210 DH skis



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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
Oct 26 2003 4:06PM
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1212j5j5
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Sam, is itfor or against us?
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Oct 26 2003 4:13PM
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1212j5j5
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whats the article called
i'll read it?
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Oct 26 2003 4:14PM
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hucksterjibber15
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there was a thread on this awhile back. it unfortuneately leaves no address to send my millions of hate mail messages to. it is putting freeskiers down. it says that we are all park rats basically, and cant ski anything else. But that cant be farther from the truth. i would love nothing more than to go ski the big lines in alaska, but i cant, not yet, so i ski what i have here in michigan. i would like to see her say that to pollard, and watch him destroy the bc
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Oct 26 2003 5:12PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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before any of you go any farther, dont by a hypocrite and typify all racers as assholes. just because some bitch thinks freeskiers cant ski... doesnt mean a thing. and in all reality, a shit load of freeskeirs cant... and a shit load of racers are sack-licking pricks. so, here is yet another perfect example of why not to stereotype people and how stupid you look if you do... unless its a joke, then you look smart.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 26 2003 5:26PM
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1212j5j5
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i thought it was putting jibbing up??
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
Oct 26 2003 5:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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well i didnt read it but the first guy sounded pretty pissed... and... yeah
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 26 2003 5:34PM
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SKItheBURG
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ive got that too, its kind of hard to tell whether she is for or against jibbers, but i think its overall for us. she really is a terrible writer and doesnt get whatever her point was across, but thats what u get in a free magazine
Oct 26 2003 6:50PM
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