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Easy ways to make money

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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
aside from selling meth any ideas on how i can make a decent amount of money by september?
Aug 15 2008 2:39PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
caddy at a golf course, or set up ur towns first organized mary jane delivery service
Aug 15 2008 2:40PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Mow Lawns, wash cars.
Aug 15 2008 2:43PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Sell weed?
Aug 15 2008 2:43PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
mug people. but don't.
Aug 15 2008 2:46PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
thing about selling weed is i have to drug tested cus i got suspended on the last day of school so if i sell i mean who could resist smoking
Aug 15 2008 2:47PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Just stick to small amounts and sell what you've got as quick as possible. That way when you stop business at the end of the day you're all out and can't be tempted.
Aug 15 2008 2:49PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
do you have any skillz?
Aug 15 2008 2:49PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
i can make a girl cum in like 4 seconds... thats it
Aug 15 2008 2:51PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
Sell shrooms or acid. They fly out of your hands and you can take it, and you wont get tested for them.

Or prostitute
Aug 15 2008 2:52PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Become a Pimp, or not..... No dont.
Aug 15 2008 2:53PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
i like that. the first part
Aug 15 2008 2:55PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,814
Shrooms and acid are okay, but conflict diamonds have a much higher profit margin.
Aug 15 2008 2:56PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Buy georgia and sell it to Russia for 10x what you bought it for.
Aug 15 2008 2:58PM
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gnarthwest11
Posts: 70 - Karma: 13
door hand for companies.
Aug 15 2008 3:29PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
curretn situation im in. just dont smoke it. you make more money anyways.
Aug 15 2008 3:37PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
lolz. thanks for making me laugh.
Aug 15 2008 3:41PM
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396222687862
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selling shrooms in most towns is easy as fuck. so much demand, and if you really want you can find large amounts easily, OZ's, qps all that stuff
Aug 15 2008 3:41PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
save your empties, it adds up trust me. not alot of dough but it helps.
Aug 15 2008 4:22PM
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BeerGoggles
Posts: 712 - Karma: 11
"Hello, China? I have something you might be interested in....That's right. All the tea."
Aug 15 2008 4:43PM
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hey_dude_its_me
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 32

sell your blood/plasma and jizz if you want to

Aug 15 2008 4:49PM
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rustyspurz
Posts: 54 - Karma: 24
neg karma for stupidity.......you are what you eat
Aug 15 2008 5:27PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
go to home depot and be a day laborer
Aug 15 2008 5:34PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
neg karma for turning my frown upside down, i mean... fuck it, nevermind
Aug 15 2008 5:39PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
neg karma for being a dick about a little joke, take a chill pill and lighten up a little. besides the fact that poutine is actually the shiznit.
Aug 15 2008 5:48PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
hey retard, that was a joke, negative karma for not getting it
Aug 15 2008 5:53PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i didn't realize calling somebody stupid was a joke.
Aug 15 2008 5:55PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
where did i call him stupid?
Aug 15 2008 5:56PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
wow, no obviously you didn't even read who i was originally replying to, haha i wasn't even talking to you. the other guy called him stupid so i told him to chill.
Aug 15 2008 5:58PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
oh, wow, + the k that i took, i though you were quoting me, im gonna take a break for NS now, sorry
Aug 15 2008 6:00PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
haha np bro everyone makes mistakes on the internet.
Aug 15 2008 6:02PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
neg
Aug 15 2008 10:23PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
neg karma for you asshole
Aug 15 2008 10:23PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
If you know someone who works at future shop/best buy get him to steal 360 games and buy them from him and resell them. Or work as a cashier somewhere and steal money out of the tills.
Aug 15 2008 10:36PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
guy you postwhore so much
Aug 15 2008 10:40PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
you could just get a job........ and thennnnn sell meth on the side
Aug 15 2008 11:01PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
sell plasma, blood, and/or sperm..... or buy a good health insurance policy have a friend cut of a toe or two and after the med. bills are payed you may have earned a dollar or two???
Aug 15 2008 11:07PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
yeah, that doesn't work.


all they do is realize there is money missing, check registers realize that somebody fucked up/stole money. watch tapes and you are now more poor than when you started.
Aug 15 2008 11:14PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
word, don't steal either that's fucked up. you woulden't want you're money stolen
Aug 15 2008 11:18PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
hehe but im laaaaaaazzy for a real job
Aug 15 2008 11:20PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
word. 2 people at the store i work at got fired the day after they stole money out of the registers. shit like that doesn't slide.
Aug 15 2008 11:21PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
than you dont deserve the grace of being able to spend money
Aug 15 2008 11:21PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
sorry bro, that's life. you can always be a bum and collect cans for the rest of you're life then. or whore yourself
Aug 15 2008 11:21PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
well then you're never going to have money. it doesn't fall out of the sky you know.
Aug 15 2008 11:24PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahaha
Aug 15 2008 11:24PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
im not really to lazy for a real job but like i said i have like 2 weeks so i was thinking more along the lines of illegal  day laborer or something of that nature. shiiit
Aug 16 2008 5:00AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
work hard like everyday people.  That's how you make true money man.  Fucking new gen of kids are going to sink this country.
Aug 16 2008 5:24AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
me being absolutly serious if you are in need of money. sell extacy. you can find e for small amounts when you buy like 100 rolls. which drops the price down to like 3 a roll and sell it for 20-30 a roll
Aug 16 2008 10:49AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
drive your car, bike, shopping cart around the streets and collect cans. cleans up the earth, helps save from producing newer aluminum and you make money.
Aug 16 2008 12:02PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
work and actually earn money like everyone else? if money was that easy to get, then it wouldnt be such a big deal
Aug 16 2008 2:08PM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17
no lie my friend would buy a jar (a hundred rolls) for like 350.  then he would sell half of the jar to a kid for 700, then the rest for 20, 25, or 30 each to others....he would have made an huge amount of money had he not been experimenting with cocaine the few weeks he was selling x
Aug 16 2008 2:22PM
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