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Revenge when quitting Job. PLEASE HELP

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Earl_Globz
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Alright so i worked at this dairy packaging plant all summer near my house and things were going real well.  i basically sat around and drank free milk all day.  but now we have this new manager Stacy and she got rid of my old position and put me on the packaging line.  Im definatley quitting as its the end of the summer and i have more than enough money saved up to last me til ski season.  But i need NS to come up with a baller idea for how i can go out with a bang.
Aug 14 2008 4:55PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
Pee in her Butt-er
Aug 14 2008 4:55PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
seriously dude?

fuck with the milk.
Aug 14 2008 4:58PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
post porn on the bottles
drug up the milk
put bodily fluid of choice in the milk
tip over every jug if it is a line like that
take off all the caps
poke holes in every bottle
send a ton of milk to some random place like a sporting goods store

Aug 14 2008 4:58PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
tip all her cows so they can't make milk...
Aug 14 2008 5:01PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
pure genius
Aug 14 2008 5:22PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,724
Yelling at her and say really lound: And I quit
Put a dead bird on her table
replace bead bird with dog shit
put glue on her chair

Aug 14 2008 5:25PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
the put a dead bird on her table thing made me lol hard twice
Aug 14 2008 5:32PM
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Earl_Globz
Posts: 1553 - Karma: 808
bro ive worked in many meat/horse/dairy/chinese sweatshop factory to know the many things that are good. shit on the coats.
Aug 14 2008 5:47PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
what company do you work for so i know not to get the milk
i say just pee in all the milk


Aug 14 2008 5:52PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
that gets revenge on the innocent, strong-boned people who like milk

don't go out in a blaze, you can always use good references for when you get your next job.  unless you are already on the outs.  in which case I've always wanted to just pretend to spaz out while walking out and just knock a ton of shit over.
Aug 14 2008 6:00PM
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ryanb
Posts: 585 - Karma: 30
tell them you pissed in all the milk, but dont actually do it, you dont hurt anybody, and they throw out all the milk
Aug 14 2008 6:03PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Guys, i think someone has shit on the coats. The smell radiating from the general area of the coats leads me to believe that someone has shit on, or around the coats.
Aug 14 2008 6:05PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
put hundreds of cats in there that drink all the milk

then let dogs lose in there
Aug 14 2008 6:05PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
i agree with that do that
Aug 14 2008 6:08PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
make her scream- "bang me like a hammer"
Aug 14 2008 6:46PM
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Codfish.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 22
haha yeah i would go with this one
Aug 14 2008 7:13PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
and then be sure to ... bang her like a hammer of course
Aug 14 2008 7:19PM
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ILoveOhio
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 253
Make sure you have your robe and wizards hat on though!
Aug 14 2008 8:02PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
then send all the milk to chads gap
Aug 14 2008 8:21PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
from the bottom of alta

and then sleep with ur teacher
Aug 14 2008 8:22PM
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NoKillen
Posts: 569 - Karma: 37
Sometimes i like to make bacon and roll around in so i get all greasy then i make a sandwhich and think about all the things that made me sad while i read jacob westers blog and wish that i was a pro skier that hated skiing and then ill walk my cat around town to try and pick up ladies because everyone knows that cats get chicks and then i go home and right super long posts without any punctuation lolololololol
Aug 14 2008 9:52PM
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CptDankNugs
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
shit in a sock and smash it over her face
Aug 14 2008 10:11PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
If you have a uniform and employee locker rooms than take your uniform and soak it in milk the last day. Put it in a locker and get a pad lock and lock it on without the key. Shit will smell horrible in a day or so.
Aug 14 2008 10:15PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
anonymous bomb threat
Aug 14 2008 10:18PM
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R-Bertsch
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hahahaha
Aug 14 2008 10:20PM
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JSskier
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
get a fake inspector to come and have him declare that all the cows have mad cow disease.
Aug 14 2008 10:47PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
hide little cups of milk every where. like in the ceiling, in the break room, under stuff, in a trashcan that doesn't get emptied all the time. then make a map and mail it to them after u quit.
Aug 14 2008 10:54PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
pour chocolate in all the milk
Aug 14 2008 11:43PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
do what we were planning on doing to our douche bag pricipal. but dog shit under his door handle
Aug 15 2008 12:17AM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
tell her her vag stinks and everyone makes fun of her for it.
Aug 15 2008 12:24AM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
Make all the computers automatically go to meatspin.com
Aug 15 2008 3:34PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Put steriods in all the cows so they go crazy.

Aug 15 2008 3:37PM
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Julien.
Posts: 686 - Karma: 59
add a shit load of NesQuik in all the milk, or throw cereal into the main milk tub and get caught eating them with a spoon

or let the cows loose
haha, id fuck shit up if i worked there
Aug 15 2008 3:41PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
find a childhood picture of her and then make a missing person profile and get them printed on all the milk.
Aug 15 2008 3:44PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Got to love the hot carl.
Aug 15 2008 3:48PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
NO!
give her tha Batman
-jump out of a shadow and hot carl her!!!
Oct 9 2008 2:24PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
So your old position was essentially sitting around drinking milk all day, and you're mad that your new manager eliminated it? Stacy sounds like the kind of lady I'd want running MY milk packaging plant.

Don't take "revenge" when you quit a job. A good reference is way too useful.


Oct 9 2008 2:27PM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Yeah, the whole taking "revenge" after you have voluntarily decided to quit just makes you a total fucking douchebag.

I never understood why people feel the need to be so vengeful against their employers, burning bridges hurts you more than it does them.
Oct 9 2008 2:52PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
keep the reference dude. but if you must do something, wear the v for vendetta mask and rape her
Oct 9 2008 3:20PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
"Don't worry.... Im not going to do... what everyone thinks Im going to do... You know... FLIP OUT... MAaaan...   All I want to know is... WHOS COMING WITH ME?!?"
Oct 9 2008 3:28PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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You should do this....
Oct 9 2008 3:36PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
that video was fucking fantastic thank you for that
Oct 9 2008 6:57PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i bet he got charged with asault
Oct 9 2008 7:41PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

hahaa.






no, no dont do this

Oct 9 2008 7:46PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
print dicks onto all the milk cartons or what not and ship them out to stores.

maybe change name of milk to "man milk"
Oct 9 2008 7:48PM
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Reed.S
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and had to pay like 10000 dollars in damage
Oct 9 2008 7:52PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
cool story hansel
Oct 9 2008 8:02PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
yah, his counterpart in china already tried that, now a bunch of babies are dying and when they find him theyre gonna fry his ass

anyway, if you did a good job why would you fuck with the place? they would be a good reference when you want another job after ski season...shit head
Oct 9 2008 9:02PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7481 - Karma: 36,055
whatever you do don't do anyting to the milk. In china a bunch of people are being arrested for contaminating milk.
Oct 9 2008 9:44PM
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