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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
why is it that at every single skatepark on earth there is atleast 2 ugly sluts hanging out trying to get skateboarders?
Oct 24 2003 6:11PM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
skatepark hoes are easy...
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Oct 24 2003 6:15PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Haha... I have noticed this same phenomenon... and if you go to a large mountain, the same sluts are there on their snowboards, just waiting to jump the bones of any skier who knows how to ride switch.

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Oct 24 2003 6:25PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^^yes hey are easy, but who gives a shit cuz there all ugly and fat and have std's
Oct 24 2003 6:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
^ u just like men
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
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Oct 24 2003 6:30PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^fuck you, i get hugs and kisses from all the hot girls at my junior high i got 16 hugs today and 4 from chicks who dont know me
Oct 24 2003 6:33PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wow, just...wow

way to make yourself look like an idiot again
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 24 2003 6:37PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^who cares its the internet
Oct 24 2003 6:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
why don't u run along and play truth or dare with your little middle school girls. who knows, u might actually get some more than a peck on the cheek.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 24 2003 6:40PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^i fucked your mom
Oct 24 2003 6:41PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^i fucked your mom
Oct 24 2003 6:41PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
DAMNT DEREK YOU RUINED MY FUCKING THREAD! delete this please
Oct 24 2003 6:41PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
haha, fucking loser
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 24 2003 6:46PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
They were just giving you a hug cuz they felt sorry for you....


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Oct 24 2003 7:08PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
fuck yes! ''who cares its the internet''!!!!


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Oct 24 2003 7:15PM
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221
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whats wrong with ugly fat chicks with std's??? Ya gotta lower the standards to increase the batting average.

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Oct 24 2003 7:40PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
hey linejibber, were you abused as a child? oh wait, you still are a child....
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'sean, either your incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. and im gonna go with the second one.' 'what, brave?' 'no, stupid.'

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Oct 24 2003 8:47PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^hahaha that was shittiest attempt at making fun of someone i have ever seen
Oct 24 2003 9:15PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
forget it. your not worth my time buddy.
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fear makes it fun

'sean, either your incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. and im gonna go with the second one.' 'what, brave?' 'no, stupid.'

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Oct 24 2003 9:16PM
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redgreen
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
She,s' its a fucken saugage partey,

ici,

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some people just can't handle the truth, but it is out there,


Oct 24 2003 9:20PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i also smell hefty amounts of the polish sausage

bottom line is your all fags


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Oct 24 2003 9:42PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
we have a skateark at my church thats open sunday nights, and they let 15 people in every 20 minutes. then every 5 minutes they circle sluts in to watch
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Oct 24 2003 10:19PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^this is at your church!?
Oct 24 2003 10:20PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hahahaha linejibber doubleposted with ^ i fucked your mom.... hahaha therefore...





'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
Oct 24 2003 11:19PM
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hucksterjibber15
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wow, haha, linejibber, you are a true post whore. u have been here for not very long, and have so many topics. i dontr care about the posts, its just the blatantly obvious posts
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Oct 24 2003 11:27PM
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FreshCoast
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linejibber, that was golden. Welcome to my sig.
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'Fuck you [Derek], i get hugs and kisses from all the hot girls at my junior high i got 16 hugs today and 4 from chicks who dont know me.' -linejibber550
Oct 24 2003 11:29PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,161
2 thats nothing my skatepark has like 35 nasty girls around it




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Oct 24 2003 11:33PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
hahahahahahahaha ha ha.

ah, stupid people are funny.
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Oct 24 2003 11:38PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
I can't believe you count how many guys you get.
Oct 24 2003 11:43PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
Wow nevermind that post. I meant hugs not guys.
Oct 24 2003 11:44PM
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kjfreerider
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 14
man i wish i got as many huges as linjibber. then my cock wouldnt be as sore as it is from all the head i get from random chicks at parties. wait a minute........ accually on second though ill stick with getting head.
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Oct 25 2003 12:18AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
'^hahaha that was shittiest attempt at making fun of someone i have ever seen'
-linejibber550


Uhh, have you read some of your own miserable attempts? I've seen many that you've made that are MUCH worse than his was.

I also noticed the '^I fucked your mom' double post. So gnarly, yet so great.


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Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 12:22AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Oh yeah, and a friend of mine works at our skate park. I know who the sluts are who hang around there. I'll let them remain nameless for now, though, hahahaha.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
Oct 25 2003 12:23AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
hot ones in my town.
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Oct 25 2003 3:38AM
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221
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^skatepark slut

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Oct 25 2003 12:53PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
'i got 16 hugs today and 4 from chicks who dont know me'

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dude this is one thread of yours i will not delete

Linejibber threads delted total : 147
Linejibber threads delted by me : 142

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Looks like rain to me.
Oct 25 2003 3:43PM
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MistaSkier
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Nearly everybody who has posted in here besides Derek, Capurnicus, and Elasmo has made an ass of themselves.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Oct 25 2003 3:50PM
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XC
Posts: 185 - Karma: 1,293
you shouldn't feel special linejibber550 for all those hugs...lots of girls hug retarded kids out of pity.
Oct 25 2003 4:36PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
No hot girl goes up to a guy she doesn't even know and hugs them. So the conclusion to this is the girls hugging you must be ass ugly or are skatepark sluts themselves.
Oct 25 2003 4:54PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
I think everyone here could find something better to do then harass a fourteen or thriteen year old little boy. I mean cmon go do your neighboorhood a favor by going to the park and picking up dog shit so that little tod doesnt step in any and mess his mommys floor. That would even be a better way to waste time.
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 5:01PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
^ stupid piece of shit.



Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Oct 25 2003 5:03PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
he said junior..
Oct 25 2003 5:13PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
junior?
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 5:15PM
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TheWorst
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hahaha retarted kids


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 5:49PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
whose retarded man? whis du gotta be hating
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 5:54PM
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TheWorst
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retarted kids are the greatest the alwayz cheer you up witht there off axis smiles kind of like a cork 7


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 5:56PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
concept why do you always have to tear people apart for being different yes everyones different but cmon why not celebrate the difference instead of creating barriers that most likely will just cause pain to yourself and others in the long run.
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 6:00PM
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TheWorst
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yo man i wasnt being negative i was being positive man i was complimenting on mentally challenged kids..... and wut u said was deep i hav to give you credit for that


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 6:03PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
i'm better at talkin bout these tings ahfuck things when I am not wasted. thanks though
When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 6:05PM
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TheWorst
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wut did u drink? lol like 5 cans of red bull hahaha


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Oct 25 2003 6:09PM
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scratch2fs
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
take a drinking glass one half gin the other red bull then down it like a shot it burns then teh tarueiane moves the alcohol throuhg your blood quicket just a sec...

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
Oct 25 2003 6:13PM
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