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What would you do the exact moment you're rich, and i mean the exact moment. Whether you won the lottery, or after years of hard work, working your way up the corporate ladder, it doesn't matter, but the exact moment you're like "holy shit, i'm rich!" What would you do?

I would hire a scibe. This scribe's job will be to be ready with a pad of paper and a ridiculously high quality pen, and whenever i say "write that down", the scribe will throw that thought down onto paper faster than you can say "write that down". Then at the end of the day, i will tell the scribe to put all of my thoughts onto a blog, and i will never need to write down my obscure and crazy thoughts on this blog again. But i will put a link to my new "scriblog", as i'll call it, on this blog, so anyone who is wondering about the inner most thoughts of my cavernous skull can find them.