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Funniest thing you've done while high.

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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
post the funniest thing or most fun thing you've done while high.

i'll start off-
i smoked up quite a bit before my class trip to hershey park, it was amazing.
Aug 10 2008 9:57PM
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ryan.c
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a friend of a kid i work with pulled up to a stop light and stopped wen it was green. as soon as it turned red he went...a cop was watching him too.
Aug 11 2008 8:50PM
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samwise
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haha i stopped at a green light too. Luckily I was corrected before it turned red.
Aug 11 2008 10:54PM
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morocco_mole
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
haha no im serious i took like 5 minutes to figure out how many of the different dollar bill assortment i had in my hand that i had to give him. I ended up giving him about 15 dollars for a 1.50 bag of chips. He gave me most of the change back. I was so stoned i couldnt even speak
Aug 11 2008 11:20PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
i drove past my neighbors house and thought, "shit i just drove past my house" so i went to turn around in my driveway.

THIS ONE IS THE CRAZIEST: my friend drove his outback through memorial park and parked it in this gazebo. 

[IMG]scarborough.me.us/townhall/commserv/images/m_park_gazebo.jpg[/IMG]
Aug 11 2008 11:21PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
4 bowls of sour diesel then went to the zoo. snow leapords are fucking cool.
Aug 12 2008 12:11AM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
damn fancy editor

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Aug 12 2008 12:33AM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
watched 28 days later, big screen blue ray hi-def. So FUCKIN SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 12 2008 12:39AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
i was camping and we all got nice and baked, and decided to go hiking at 1 in the morning. just started walking in the woods, no moon no light, and just kept walkin for almost two hours, got to the very top of some mountain, and decided to turn around. we even found our campsite.

i also stomped my first 9 and underflip high though haha
Aug 12 2008 1:31AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
pics or it didin't happen !
Aug 12 2008 1:33AM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
I went into a 7 eleven and knocked over all the chips and then when i finally got what i wanted, i was up at the counter, and knocked over the candy rack. ahhah
Aug 12 2008 12:16PM
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bhill2.0
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We were at subway once and I was hammered and we had just blazed. I was zoning out and the dude was asking me what I want and I snap out of it and go . Can I get a footlong football. And everyone within a 15 foot radius started laughing so hard. It was really funny.

Once I was smoking a cigarrette in the car and i threw it out the window and we notice a burning smell and i look down and smoke it pouring out of my pocket. My ciggarette flew back into the car and into my pocket and burned through a pair of sweatpants and a pair of shorts. it was wild.
Aug 12 2008 12:25PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
i climbed the elementary school building right next to where i live at 1am in the morning ( the entire length of it which is like 200yards), got to the top of the gym, screamed im here and then proceeded to jump down and run back to my friends house. this was all on a bet and it was the same school i went to when i was a young buck.
Aug 12 2008 3:43PM
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smokey420
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idk im usually not a hyper kid when im high.
Aug 12 2008 3:53PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
hahaahaha word.
Aug 12 2008 5:19PM
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[JP-of-SC]
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
on the first day of summer we were blazin with this kid that has prosthetic legs and once he was high he started sayin that he could feel his legs and shit, so being the reasonable teenagers that we are we started beating his fake legs and he started screamin and shit.
Aug 12 2008 7:49PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
^ahahah...thats terrible lol

not so much funny at the time, but more so the next day lol.
come home blitzed, find allready open bag of oreos, think -"score!!", watch t.v, proceed to not open them with the foldy tab thinger but rather rip open the bottom folded part lol, wonder why the fuck they're so hard to get to lol, tear the shit out of the package and finally get my sweet bounty....wake up the next day to see my parents eating oreos from the shredded hole in the bottom of the package and never once did they ask why i didnt just use the flap....
Aug 12 2008 8:49PM
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_steezefiend8
Posts: 659 - Karma: 271
i was sitting at my kitchen table when one of my borthers friends walks in opens our cabinet and just smiles the biggest smile i have ever seen looking at our food. then he proceedes to smile for about 30 seconds and finally whispers really loudly to me. "hey molly, can i have a poptart?'' so i said yeah and he grabs the whole box and runs out of our house.
Aug 12 2008 9:15PM
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C_Nelson
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had some epic longboard sessions
Aug 12 2008 10:34PM
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J-mo44
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hahaha we just did this we got super baked on my friends kush and went and got pizza and stuff and then when we were sitting outside the pizza place the one lady who works there leaves, so my friends like dude we could steal a piece of pizza ( turns out he was kidding ) anyways so i get up run inside and just grab a piece run out of the store and run away hahaha


and then on the walk home we just kept going " dude you just stole a piece of pizza"
Aug 12 2008 10:47PM
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EastSteez.
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Driving to townfair tire in boston. Felt like it took 7 hours. and i was only gone 30 mins.
Aug 12 2008 11:08PM
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AZrider
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Chillin at a friends house and I got hungry. I went to the kitchen and started to eat peanut butter for some reason. I just filled my mouth all the way up and tried eating it. Then I started to freak out cuz I couldn't breath or swallow it.I forgot how to breathe through my nose for some reason. Everyone was laughing there ass off at me and I eventully just dug it all out with my hand. GOOD TIMES!
Aug 12 2008 11:28PM
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nedward
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smokin some bowls at this elementary school near my house in the dugouts on the field at about 2 am wen the 6 of us see a flashlight from behind us shining on the field...2 of my friends go one way and are stuck like deer in headlights infront of this cop and we all just peace out of this field and down a huge set of stairs across 2 more fields and then through some backyards...funnest thing ive ever done
Aug 12 2008 11:33PM
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squibble
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i was really high and i thought i saw the cops, so i freak out and book it across the field yelling "COPS COPS", after like 5 mins hiding in the bushes i go back to where my friends were and it turns out there were no cops and i was just tripping, another 10 minutes goes by and i think i see cops, this time like 10 ppl follow me. again, false alarm. after 2 times youd think id have realized that i was crazy but it happened 4 more times. so im like "im not going to freak out anymore tonight" right as i say that some cops actually come running across the field towards us with their super bright flashlights, it sucked
Aug 12 2008 11:50PM
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Holte
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Gone golfing off a six story building at my school. I hit a few of the best drives of my life up there.
Aug 12 2008 11:54PM
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jedi.Jim
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I was walking downtown at night looking at all of the advertisements and windows. I would focus on one specific thing for a minute or so, but I would keep walking forward. I keep on thinking "Why the fuck am I looking at this?!" Then I immediately focused on something else for another minute, only to think the same thought again.
Aug 13 2008 12:35AM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
um.....I hit on my friends sister in front of his mom and just laughed at her when she said that shes 5 years younger than me...I found that really funny for some reason.


I always get a shake when I am high and bitch about the consistency =)
Aug 13 2008 1:31AM
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SkiUnit03
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watching planet earth super blazed is absolutely amazing

i remember at one point when the wolf was holding the baby duck in its mouth and the duck was quacking and shaking in slow mo, well at that point i was laughing so hard and crying so hard that the two bascially merged into one single SUPER emotion.


Aug 13 2008 2:06AM
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RICK_ROSS
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i did my first 9 high too.

but i got high than walked through a old logging area so all the trees were about a foo tall. i felt fucking huge
Aug 13 2008 2:21AM
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thathyphykid
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ok... well i have a few more. hah.

  My friends say that i have mad stoner skillz ha. It is not unusual for me to like burn myself, and then fucking like end up with the pipe being thrown in the air, and then like me grabing it in mid air right before it hits the ground. haha

 um. Last year,  my friend and i decided that we wanted to smoke, it was pretty late one night on a school night. we both snuck out, and were deciding where to go. We decided to go over to our school that is near our house. We were just chillin on the play ground, drinking a bottle, and decided it was time to smoke. We go over to this ghetto old van that is there, and it was open. We both got inside, and smoked hash, and lots of bud. Hellla hot boxed. Next day at school there was a fat drug bust. ahha
Aug 13 2008 2:37AM
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mac.N.steeze
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my mom asked me 38749230874 questiongs to make sure i wasnt slurring and then had me blow in her face, thank god for the 3 oj's i drank.
Jun 5 2009 11:34PM
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Totes_Magotes
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my friend was giving his opinion on the bible which took about 1 hour because every time he said "jesus" i would loudly sing in an opera voice "JEEESSSUUUSSS!!!!". i don't know if anyone else will ever understand how much totally awesome fun we had.

also, me and 2 friends ate an entire box (brand new) of 64 fruit roll ups

Jun 5 2009 11:42PM
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