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Funniest thing you've done while high.

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riddsicle
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post the funniest thing or most fun thing you've done while high.

i'll start off-
i smoked up quite a bit before my class trip to hershey park, it was amazing.
Aug 10 2008 9:57PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Exploring forests may be the funnest thing I've ever done high. Cliffjumping was pretty extreme too. Basically when you interact with nature blazed, its sicknasty.
Aug 10 2008 10:22PM
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morocco_mole
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spent 5 minutes at a cash register trying to buy some chips
Aug 10 2008 10:36PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
I got super high and walked to a party with my friends.  The best part was we had to walk through the woods and it was dark as fuck and we had just saw the strangers so we were all trippin hard haha so good
Aug 10 2008 10:41PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
not as much funny as awesome, went kayaking on a lake a midnight, nasty night sky and the mist off the water made it look like your boat was on top of a cloud.  Would have been sick not high but it was even better blazin.
Aug 10 2008 10:45PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75

i saw pineapple express completely baked the other day. They had some guy walk through the theater every half hour with these glow stick things. I think he was checking for smoke. It was mad funny at the time...

Aug 10 2008 10:47PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
used the searchbar
Aug 10 2008 10:55PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
hahaha ok this one is good:

I ate a Mars bar and there was a contest at the time where inside the wrapper you could win another mars bar. Anyways I won one and I went back to claim it. The cash register said that it was expired and the contest was over. I read the date...even though it was still good my brain processed it as expired so I was like fuck and left and tossed the wrapper down a sewer. About 10 minutes later I realised it was still good...
Aug 10 2008 11:05PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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i would be so disapointed. 

ive had aton of mad funny moments when i was blazed but alot of them were thing u needed to be there for to make it be funny.  i agree with the person that said that about the nature shit. 
Aug 10 2008 11:29PM
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dergblerp
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I was chilling in my room one time and i wanted to make my disco ball turn on except i didnt have batteries. I scoured my house for batteries without success. When i got back to my room there was a pack right on my desk near the disco ball. i was pissed yet retarded haha.
Aug 10 2008 11:30PM
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photowill
Posts: 158 - Karma: 10
haha i went to a midnight showing baked and it was incredible

my friend chugged the juice out of a jar of olives once. i found that quite hilarious
Aug 10 2008 11:39PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
hahahah if your high thats the funniest thing youve done
Aug 10 2008 11:44PM
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987321654hgfd
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Holy shit same exact thing happened to me but the Ushers were checking the theatre for this black kid who would ask you for your ticket stubs and resell them outside for a discount price
Aug 10 2008 11:48PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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for some reason I find south park extremely funny when I'm blazed. i dont think I have funny stuff but a theme park high as fuck is the way to go!!
Aug 10 2008 11:54PM
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iLoveLamp
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
going to six flags and rding rollercoasters blazed, I highly recommend it
Aug 10 2008 11:59PM
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oakskier
Posts: 183 - Karma: 154
We smoked a 2 blunt cannon at 9 30 in the morning before we went to pick up our friend from the drunk tank at the police station. Then last week when i went camping, we ate alot of mushrooms and went chaising raccoons around with a dark gun.
Aug 11 2008 12:03AM
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oakskier
Posts: 183 - Karma: 154
dart*
Aug 11 2008 12:11AM
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EH_DUBS
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walking down the road and my friend was just like someones coming.

and i saw headlights and i thought they were gonna hit me so i just booked it off the side off the road off this like 5 foot high bank into rocks and cactus and burr bushes(dont know if thats how you spell it but those things that stick to you and you have to pick them all off)

when we got back to his house i picked like 100 of theses things off of me and layed them on his bed.

then he came in and jumped on his bed and they got all over him. it was pretty hilarious
Aug 11 2008 12:19AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
 smoke more weed....
Aug 11 2008 12:21AM
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Reptar.
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Dealt with cops. Running or talking, both are very amusing to me.

Aug 11 2008 12:28AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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does this count as interacting with nature? i banged a black chick.
Aug 11 2008 12:37AM
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pandora.
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my roommate and i both fell asleep high one night... while eating abazabas. needless to say we both had abazaba stuck in our hair the next morning. we were laughing all day.
Aug 11 2008 12:56AM
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chimp
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ti chi
Aug 11 2008 1:11AM
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angus_k_
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i tried to cross a street and made it halfway accross but then the walk with turned red so i was like SHIT i have to hurry! So I thought I started running super fast but i was actually doing like a slow-mo run by accident.

at least i thought it was funny.
Aug 11 2008 1:45AM
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smooticus
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Well i work at a subway so that lol, and one time we hiked t line and skied for a while, during the summer, at midnight, with no lights.  Oh yea and one time we smoked out of a yam, a carrot, and a jug of orange juice. all in one night.
Aug 11 2008 1:51AM
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WhoWantIt
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I went to the Slightly Stoopid concert last nite and was smoking every 5 minutes. That was awesome. but funniest was I got high and then watched one of the old school Star Wars movies. I couldn't stop laughing because of how stupid everybody looked.
Aug 11 2008 1:54AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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The funniest thing i've done high was probably buying 5 pounds of swedish berries because half of me thought that filling the bag would be a pound, and the other half thought that all that was in the bin was a pound. After filling for a while, i looked at the bag and thought "shit, that is a LOT more than 1 pound." So i spent about 20 bucks on swedish berries.

The thing i most laughed at was during an hour and a half long christening sesh for my friends new bubbler.About 30 min in, my one friend had packed the bowl waay too much, and so we thougt it was done about when it wasn't. We tell the guy who packed the bowl to finish it off with one massive "god hit". So he tries, and goes until he can't anymore, and precedes to cough until he, laughing his head off, pukes ice cream over the side of the playground we were at. After laughing for about 10 mins, it still took us about 10 to finish the bowl we thought was done, and the guy who puked kept going with us for the rest of the time, like an hour. The rest of the night was mostly just saying "god hit! god hit!", which now means you puke, and "he actually puked! and kept going!"

overall, a good time was had by all.
Aug 11 2008 2:15AM
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raddar
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i did a clown high, that was pretty funny
Aug 11 2008 2:20AM
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anti_bunk
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ate a whole box of fruity cheerios

sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

my buddy asked for potatoes on his subway footlong once. i almost had to leave the store it was so damn funny.

raped some noobs in halo.

gone skiing and fell over doin really dumb/easy shit




Aug 11 2008 2:57AM
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J-mo44
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swimming in the public pool at like 6 30 in the morning, nobody else in the deep end but me and my friend, just swimming with our huge goggles on admiring the way the light reflects on the bubbles emerging from our gaping mouths. we both got out like 30 minutes in and like hugged the life guard just like thank you! this is amazing her you try! hahaha and trying to give him the goggles


great experience, seriously though for all the kids who just like sit around when they get high.. thats always fun but go out and try some cool shit like swimming or like nature walks... oooh and DEF watch the planet earth series the ummm crazy bird section its amazing hahahahaha
Aug 11 2008 4:32AM
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hippie_cat
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a few of my roomies friends came around 1 night & they brought their dog, which was a sheepdog or something, and my roomies dog was this little anal retentive beagle. anyway, we were all toasted and the dogs had been getting progressively rowdier, til the sheepdog was doing its best to hump the shit out of this beagle, which was about 1/3 its size. i was pissing myself laughing

another good time was a couple weeks ago when about 4 or 5 of us were drunk/high and we did pretty much nothing but make "your mum/face" jokes for a solid couple hours
Aug 11 2008 8:10AM
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Maximumsushi
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Well, the most fun I've had was probably last season. It was dumping snow with ~50cm of fresh down already. I listened to nothing but Idealism by Digitalism on my iPod all day and shredded in the trees with a great crew of three other people. The best day of skiing I've ever had.
Aug 11 2008 8:37AM
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Calb3rt
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needless to say that both you and your room mate are both lesbians...
Aug 11 2008 8:57AM
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General_Shredgnar
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Acouple funny food things,

One time we blazed and were snacking up in my kitchen, and one of my friends decides to put as much dry oatmeal as possible in his mouth. When his mouth was completely full, he tried to eat it and realized it was absolutely impossible. Then he started crying and spitting the oatmeal everywhere.

We were at subway one time, and my friend was ordering, and when dealing with toppings he asked for every single one. He then a the the nastiest sandwich I've ever seen.


Aug 11 2008 10:59AM
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poh_money
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haha this probs has happened to everybody but. we walked down inot the woods behind my friends house. it had rain an hour earlier. once we finished the 2blunts we walked to the hill. it took me an hour to climb up the hill and my friend startted crying because he couldnt make it. we ran and got a rope from my friends house and pulled him up. it was like coast gaurd shhit . so we walked back to my friends house and played on his wii. my friend passed out and my other friend was playing world of warcraft and got so into it- hilarious. but i played golf on the wii and got a hole in one and rolled around on the ground for 15-20 minutes. best night of my lifeeee 
Aug 11 2008 11:28AM
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TannerCoulter.
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watched the proud family
Aug 11 2008 11:53AM
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ilikeplants
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I used to go smoke during lunch at school and then come back for my last class of the day, Video Production. I was partners with the kid that I go off to smoke with and we never did any work. Its amazing that I passed that class with a C. We had to mop the floor one day because we didnt do anything so he was putting water and some solution of the floor and I cant remember what he did but it pissed him off and he ended up chasing me with the mop and he threw it at me while I was running down the hall outside of class. It hit the lockers and bouned straight into my head. It was pretty funny and we couldnt stop laughing the whole time. We didnt get any mopping done after that.
Aug 11 2008 12:02PM
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VT_FLO
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tai chi?
Aug 11 2008 12:31PM
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caylorswift
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building skis is probably the funnest thing to do when blazered.
Aug 11 2008 12:32PM
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Schwags
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playing decently sized stakes poker game. This guy had been bugging me all night. Making fun of me and shit. We get in the biggest pot of the night together. I flopped the nuts and we got it in on the flop. Board was K10J74 I had AQ he had JJ. At the end he says something like "how does it feel to be slowrolled by a the superior player bitch?!" and flips his cards over 10 seconds later... i wait about 1 minute to flip mine over and say "i dnno how does it feel?" He immediatly turned red and the dealer shoved his car payment to me.

Aug 11 2008 12:37PM
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kob_21
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ive blazed with some pretty funny ass kids. the giggles.
Aug 11 2008 12:50PM
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tomalom
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i like to get high and then lay in the sun. the best is on a dock or near a pool so when you get too hot you can jump in and enjoy the water
Aug 11 2008 12:51PM
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killabees
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our posts are unnessisary?
Aug 11 2008 12:56PM
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jhackbeez
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played one game of wii bowling in 2 hours. it took forever, everyone wouldnt stop laughing.
Aug 11 2008 1:18PM
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mitchk
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it was actually only 45 sec. it only seemed like 5 mins.
Aug 11 2008 5:02PM
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2+2=5
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such a good album
Aug 11 2008 5:13PM
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Sufferboy
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on new years i got baked at the local mountain  and they were having a party and i stole one of the signs and it said party this way and the arrow on it was pointing at my cock
Aug 11 2008 5:17PM
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MADmidwest
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the most fun you can have high is just dicking around at your resort with a crew. Another thing thats fun is to just do straight airs on the terrain park so you can enjoy the view up there for a second.

Aug 11 2008 5:57PM
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clive_bixby
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player own nubs at halo 3 until my wrists hurt
Aug 11 2008 6:00PM
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nickman
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I have a few

I was at a friends house, and had some serious munchies. After some scavaging through his kitchen, I decided that the most appropriate food would be a box of uncooked oatmeal. It was so bitter and gross I started crying, while still consuming the oatmeal and spattering it all over. We had to vacuum.

Another time, I was in a corn field behind a friends house. I was super high, and having a great time adventuring.  As a memorabelia, I took some corn cobs and put them in my pockets. The next morning there was corn all over his house that I had evidently dispersed throughout the night.

Another time I was lighting up a bowl, but was so high that instead of lighting the bowl, I was lighting the mouth piece with my mouth on the flame, which in turn was heating the wrong side of the bowl. When I realised what I was doing I fucking exploded with laughter.

Good times.
Aug 11 2008 7:30PM
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nickman
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Oh shit I told the same story.
Aug 11 2008 7:31PM
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