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!!! haha JOCOB WESTER !!!

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THE-GHOST
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so wallisch calls me and says... "yo, check out the armada website and look at jocobs profile" so i do so, and at the end of it, its says..."worst skitrend you witnessed?: tall tees outside of jacket and the 'brogan ride-away" hahaha in my opinion jocob is the worlds absoulute best skier, no one is even near the talent he is, his style of clothing and skiing is the best, and whoever doesnt have long blonde/brown hair covering thier one eye, or whoever doesnt wear CHEAP MONDAY skin type jeans to show off thier ass should just die. no hate just my opinion!
Aug 10 2008 6:15PM
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knotbox
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jeez guys. Look skiing is obviously the most G'd out activity that one can participate in and rigor mortis after a trick is executed requires a huge amount of skill and muscle control..it's hard to tighten your sphincter after landing a seriously ugly 720 over a pretty small jump...all in all Jacob Wester is a really shit skier, and wearing tight jeans makes you look super super gay...oh and emo....stay true and gangster because that's what skiing is all about....
Aug 19 2008 2:04AM
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assface
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the brogan ride away looks even sicker when he hits chicks at momentum when hes going like 20 that are completely out of the way................wait, no
Aug 19 2008 2:27AM
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dilla_says_go
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hah sweet.  he made you famous.
Aug 19 2008 2:30AM
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*DwC*
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no man....everyone knows brogan is the shit
Aug 19 2008 2:58AM
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SEABURN
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^ one of my favorite members, because of funny shit like that.

brogan, what you're doing is tight, keep it up.
wester's doubles are dope too

good skiers can just get along. let wester make a global callout.. foget-habout it
Aug 19 2008 4:46AM
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lydiaiskwllol
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haha jacob changed it
Worst skitrend you witnessed:
Tall tees outside of jacket and 'Afterbang ride-aways'
Sep 10 2008 1:42AM
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BMskier
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bump to go with the tanneer thread swo people know whats upp haha
Mar 18 2010 12:49PM
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Aaaron.
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crazy bump.
Mar 18 2010 12:54PM
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Ben.
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2 years later and Jacob is still whining.
Mar 18 2010 1:00PM
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Brock.
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JON BROGAN TRANSFIXED EDIT from Tyler Weinberger on Vimeo.

Extra extra, read all about it! Sean Jordan takes a licking, but keeps on ticking!



im just gonna leave that there...
Mar 18 2010 2:04PM
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exile_ch
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He's a sick skier but he REALLY tries too hard... At least that's my view on it.
Mar 18 2010 2:34PM
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-_-Johnny-_-
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I'm strongly considering making a "leave Jacob alone" youtube video!

Anyways, the guy seems chill. read his blog. don't hate
Mar 18 2010 3:30PM
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grambo
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2 years later and Jacob is still an Oakley pro, Dalbello team, now on Armada pro team, on Monster's team, MSP seggys. He is having a shitty contest year, but still on lots of dope filming trips according to his blog. Yeah he whines sometimes but he is still one of the best jumpers in the world.

Where's Brogan? Skiing parks at US reports and appearing in web edits and maybe tiny bit in level 1 and maintaining NS fame?

Mar 18 2010 4:30PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Such a good bump, i vividly remember this thread.
Mar 18 2010 4:37PM
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T-Nutcracker
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jacob's hatin cause he cant learn afterbang after so much time spend tryin...

Mar 18 2010 4:50PM
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Beez
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ya i just sent him a pm saying brogans style shits on you
Mar 18 2010 5:02PM
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AElot
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id much rather be jacob than be jon brogan. jacob definitely makes way more moneythan brogan plus his trick bag is also way bigger. not to mention he has a really hot girlfriend and doesnt act like a wigger all the time.

oh yeah...just my opinion, no hate.
Mar 18 2010 5:35PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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OMGGG!!@!!#!@!2423151 Brooogan wears a tall teeeee, he'z automatically kooler than Jacob.

Go fuck yourself, Jacob Wester is an AMAAAZING skiier, ten times the skier you will ever hope to be. His jump game shits on Brogan too.

Stop being so disrespectful to someone to talented.
Mar 18 2010 5:41PM
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manuel87
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you are my hero. incredibly badass sending a pm to a pro especially when jacob hasnt login for almost 3years
Mar 18 2010 5:46PM
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walcott
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Well they both shit on you so shut up you fag
Mar 18 2010 5:54PM
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Ben.
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but for being a slopestyle skier, his rail game is disappointing. i mean seriously I could have done his rail line at Xgames. thats pretty sad. he slays at bigair, but he complains about judging at slope contests, yet doesnt understand that there is more to them than just jumping.
Mar 18 2010 5:58PM
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jeremyo13
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ahhh...now i get the epicness of all this haha

shit is too funny
Mar 18 2010 6:05PM
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finnafuckyobitch
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YO, style is all that matters yahh fagggg. Brogeezy is the bradshaw of skiing, big ups
Mar 18 2010 6:31PM
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rj.
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tehe
Mar 18 2010 6:48PM
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Tyran
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pretty much this
Mar 18 2010 7:17PM
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MADDECENT
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noice
Mar 18 2010 7:21PM
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dylansiggers
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dude you should totally be pro right?

Get the hell off your high horse
Mar 18 2010 7:33PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Look at Bobby Brown's rail game? It's not jizz worthy is it? But still he won xgames slope, when I know for a motherfucking FACT Wester is a better, more experienced skiier. I think slope style should start to include more innovative features like tree jibs and shit, and a lot more choice. Now that I think about it, Slopestyle is kind of fucked. If I was ever competing at that level, I know I'd be a big air skiier..it requires a lot more skill IMO.
Mar 18 2010 8:24PM
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casual
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By what measure could you say the Jacob is a better skier than Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown is arguably the best and most consistent jumper in the world right now...

Any debates of style aside, of course. Talking about pure athletic ability and ability to learn/perfect tricks.
Mar 18 2010 9:13PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahaha even worse is the kids copying it, brogan you can pull it off because yous the one who started it a couple years back, but every pro having to afterbang every trick in every damn comp is GAY AS FUCK
Mar 18 2010 9:16PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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That's the thing, it's arguable. I personally think Wester is a better jumper, and I prefer his style. Bobby Brown did a double misty 14, good for him. I still think a Hexo flip is the shit.


We'll just agree to disagree, they're both amazing skiiers.


ps. rails suck a hairy asshole.
Mar 18 2010 9:20PM
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casual
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uhh....you're scandinavian, right?
Mar 18 2010 9:23PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Actually of English descent..but my ancestors before that lived in Germany..so I guess you're right.

Mar 18 2010 9:34PM
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sick.
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Ummmmm are you serious?? More experienced... Yes. Better.... No. Wester was one of the first ones to start doing dubs which is sick, but imo he hasn't progressed that much since then. And I can only ever rememeber him doing low mute with his dub 12 and japan with his kang. Bobby has progressed crazy this year, one of the sickest nose mutes with his dub 12, dub 12 blunt, sick kangs, sw right misty 9 etc etc. Kid is absolutely destroying this year and imo one of the best jumpers (at dubs) in the world atm. He results prove it this year to. And at X the only rail which was average was his top but sw 6 on was dope and misty 7 tap was super sick. No hate on Wester hes defiantly one of the icons of the sport and has helped get skiing to where it is, I just haven't been impressed by his skiing for a while now.

And can you please elaborate on why big air requires more skill??
Big air = jump
Slope = Multiple jumps + jibs/rails

I can understand comparing slope with something like big mountain and saying big mountain requires a lot more skill... But big air?? Don't get where your coming from.
Mar 18 2010 10:00PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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When I say big air I mean a 140 foot monstrosity like at JOSS. Jumps like those require testicles that are the size of grape fruits. Also throwing a double off of those require even larger testicles, because you're going upside down..FUCKING TWICE. Sure it's cool doing a double misty 12 off of a 65 foot jump..but multiply it by 2 and add 10 feet then you're talking about something that requires a LOT more skill.
Mar 18 2010 10:06PM
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Petey.
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Brogan tries too hard?! Dude don't even play that shit. Kid has landings like Wallisch, smooth as butter and looks natural. Tom Warnick - HE tries too hard.
Mar 18 2010 10:11PM
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exile_ch
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I do agree with you, his landings are amazing. And like I said, I'm the first one to agree he's an amazing skier.

BUT

having said that, YOU THINK HE LOOKS NATURAL ???? please re watch that clip. And by that I mean watch his rideaways and his general behavior... If thats natural for you then the world is fucked.

[IMG]freeskier.com/uploads/images/photo_4816fde1bb61e.jpg[/IMG]

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Thats real for you? :)

Kids like that playing the "I'm so G look at my hooooodie, I do the finger at the cam caus I'm so hyphyyyy" and stuff, I just want to punch them in the face no matter how good they're at skiing.

I'm sorry but that's not the direction skiing should go.
But again, thats my view on it. If you like kids pretending they're selling drug on skis, good for you.

[IMG]freeskier.com/uploads/images/photo_4816fde1bb61e.jpg[/IMG]
Mar 18 2010 11:01PM
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sick.
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Ohhhhhhh I was thinking of like city big air comps. I get what you mean. I think Bobby will preform but I guess we will have to wait and see...
Mar 18 2010 11:28PM
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Ryan*
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I learned the Brogan ride-away because I wanted to.
I then told my friends, "This is how this pro skier named Jon Brogan rides away from his landings."
Then I did it.
They laughed.

Hate on me all you want, but in my opinion the Brogan ride away IS silly. Afterbang? In moderation, awesome. (Peep Martini's switch 7 in his KOS entry from earlier this season, about 0:17, it's also in the superpark seg of EDIAS...that's what I'm talking about.) Brogan afterbang? Too much. At least, I think so.
Mar 19 2010 12:11AM
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--ski--
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seriously, "afterbang" is a joke. you kids on newschoolers blew it way out of proportion. think it is about time you get over it.
Mar 19 2010 4:52AM
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Hogis
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Way to much thinking on styles and stuff. Ski and have fun.
On the other hand Jacob needs to stop rant about everything
Mar 19 2010 6:18AM
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Billups
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It's funny because it's true.
Mar 19 2010 10:42AM
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Petey.
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You need to realize natural=looking effortless. In Warnick's videos, you can tell it's not natural and actually looks like the most forced style I've ever seen.

Brogan, however, makes everything smooth, from lip to landing and of course the rideaway. With Warnick it seems like his body will always naturally land a certain way and he will throw his arms or whatever he has to around to give it that "hyphy" look. That doesn't happen in the above-posted video, Brogan's landings are right where he need them to be.

Don't base "looking natural" off of what it should look like in your own mind, base it off of what really IS natural out in the field of our sport. Make the comparisons.
Mar 19 2010 7:19PM
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jason...
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Bradshaw is famous for his clothing statement and gets minimal shots in movies. Brogan is famous for his afterbang and gets minimal shots in movies. Yeah they're similar, but it's not a good thing.
Mar 19 2010 7:41PM
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ukskier999
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I just think it's/was a bit cheap of Jacob to put down someone so specifically. It's not as if afterbang is a one man show- it just happens that Brogan is one of the best exponents of it. I don't see why there's any need to get bothered by it (unless he really was jealous that he can't do it!).
Mar 19 2010 11:09PM
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Brock.
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brogans style, in its beautiful entirety, is the essence of making it look like hes not even trying.
Mar 21 2010 12:25AM
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family_vacation
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yes, beautiful.
Mar 21 2010 2:18AM
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timmypearsonEC
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give me back that fillet-o-fish!
Mar 22 2010 11:33AM
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bfnradford
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this.
Mar 22 2010 11:49AM
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FUUUCK
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clicky
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Mar 22 2010 12:28PM
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