Member of the Month

Biffbarf
February, 2025

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

can you lie to Oprah?

profile picture
NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
the black kids in my elcology calss were trying to tell me, that it was in fact impossible to lie to Oprah, not only can she tell, but you just cant do it, i think there crazy.

INSIGHTS.
__________________________________

smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
i think i could do it; but if she called me on it because she is infact psychic i would be scared. i never like Oprah anyways


********************
Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
id slap her rich ass. i could lie.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
id lie to her. pull a Houdini on her big black bootay


************

Member Number 189


Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
yeah thats waht i said, but then they said that how, when she is a black person, could she get Tommy Hilfiger to say he didn;t want black poeple to wear his clothes. that blew my mind.
__________________________________

smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Cascade_Jibber
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
most people could get tommy h to do that


************

Member Number 189


Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
She has a house next to my friends grandparents on Fisher island off miami, Florida

well we were playing football and my friend punted the ball through her bay window.. she said not to worry about it and gave our football back.. so i dont have beef with her

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
haha yeah shes a certified psycic. So is Dr. Phil......im scared
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
^that is one cool icon


********************
Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i heard that she once ate some one for lying to her.


___________________

i am terrified of the SARINATOR!
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
y dont u call her and lie to her


************* ************* *************

BC Fusion - Skier Tested Mother Approved

CKG Member #2
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I bet I could lie to that beotch, I'd be like Oprah, You really really pretty, and in my head I'd be like not. and shed be like, thankyou. Then id be like, i got you bitch, got you goood.





-Pat
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
racist? but i watch oprah winfrey everyday!

.. i bet i could lie to her man.. i just could


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
^^that was great.
__________________________________

smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I'd punch that old windbag. She annoys the hell out of me. She does have a good reading list for her book club, though.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
Rawr!!!
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
my racist joke thread got deleted becasue of racist content.
__________________________________

smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
21 years ago
0 0
profile picture
canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
bump
15 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
after seeing the title this came to mind

15 years ago
0 0
profile picture
FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
didn't the million little pieces guy lie to oprah?
15 years ago
0 0
profile picture
gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
how dare you
15 years ago
0 0
profile picture
matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
how dare you
15 years ago
0 0
profile picture
hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
this thread was mde on my 13th birthday
15 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
.......damn
15 years ago
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5); Currently it's 8:13PM