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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
“It’s in Canadian dollars, so I’ll probably just see a movie...'
- Dumont after winning the WSI Superhit competition

anyone got anymore?
General Disorder
Oct 23 2003 6:23PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
'no, he keeps talking to me though and calling me mikey and stuff...he's starting to annoy me'

^mike wilson at tenney after bryan gallant yelled something to him and i asked 'do you even know that kid?'






'no mommy, i dont want those ones..they have pink on them....can i get these ones..they are cool..they are blue and they look really cool...please mommy'- litte queer comparing the seth pistols with the pocket rockets at a ski shop
Oct 26 2003 8:03PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
we are your loon team coaches you are going to have to hike for saying that

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Nov 2 2003 10:45PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
Holy Shit , What!? , Holy Shit , ohhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Holy Shit What The Fuck HAHAHAHAHA What was that?

- Eric Pollard , Pep Fujas , and C.R. Johnson after watching Seth throw a huge back flip in Norway





You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
Nov 10 2003 3:18PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
Did you guys hear me falling, I was like aghhhjhkgdkgjksgfhjghja and when I stopped the first thing I thought was oh shit did I sound like a dork whn I was falling.

-Shane McConkey after wrecking huge





You can't spell crap without rap

'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff
Nov 10 2003 3:20PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
haha, skibum 420...are you guys coaching the private team or the seasonal one..im on the seasonal one..the private team focuses on moguls and cock sucking, and the seasonal one is all park


I am a skier.
Nov 10 2003 3:56PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
That's nothing you've got water.
-Boyd Easly
Co Founder of Flaming Penguin Productions


Minor Threat Represent

What's alike between Michel Jockson and Burger King?

They're both trying to put 40 year old meat in between 10 year old buns

What's alike between Michel Jackson and Wal-Mart?

They both have boys pants half off.
Dec 1 2003 4:43PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
'yeah simons good he's a little basterd though' --think about it....



littering and....
littering and....
littering and....
littering and....
littering and smoking the reefer
oh officer thats not ours!
Dec 1 2003 4:47PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
'come get drunk and make fun of skiing'
-jeff thomas

ahah that quote will never leave him ever.......
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Dec 1 2003 4:51PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
'You can't go steezy in the treezy' - Brian Class after experiencing his first Glade trail on skis.

'You were shaking and grunting and shit...it was so fucking funny!' - my cousin Andy after I slammed my head on some ice after landing short on a spine. I had the wind knocked out of me and suffered a concusion...bastard


Mike Rogge
Five-9 Productions
Dec 1 2003 4:52PM
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JibbinPowPow
Posts: 68 - Karma: 11
my girlfriend got pregnant and had to get an abortion, that shit was like 700 bucks, so i said bitch, your learnin how to swallow
Dec 1 2003 8:58PM
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JibbinPowPow
Posts: 68 - Karma: 11
^ random hotel worker
Dec 1 2003 8:59PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
'Fcukin dorp theeeecckk shagafuck' 'just fuggin lee me alone you fucks!' 'happy fuggin new year you fucks!' 'fucks!' 'im onlee payhin for two damnit!' 'you wan me to fuckin....puge all over the place you fucks!' etc. etc. etc.
'Emil just get in the shower dude'
'I don wan fuggin shower you fucs'
-emils episode of alcohol poisoning


fucking ummmmm...
Dec 1 2003 9:11PM
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rodeo7
Posts: 891 - Karma: 12
thats like the only every thread ive read that was more than two pages and read every word, good thread props..

this isnt really a quote, but funny!
in the session1242 bonus Anothony Boronowski and Dan someone play soccer on ps2, and record it...
its like
'PPAAASSSS THE BALLLL ASSSHOOLLLEEE!!!' and FUCCCCKKEENNN HELL, WHHAATTTSS IISSS THHHIISSSS SHHIIITTT TTOONNYY?!!'

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend
That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

Buy Ready Fire Aim...
Dec 2 2003 12:26AM
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jibhouse
Posts: 734 - Karma: 11
that is some funny shit jibbin powpow
hahahaha
rock out witcha cock out
-boyd
Dec 2 2003 12:37AM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
'So, you wanna go make out until your dad gets here?'

if this doesnt show up in the next Freeze, come and find me.

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'
Dec 2 2003 10:16AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
johns is sooooo true hahahaha
h3o films
Dec 2 2003 11:04AM
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Se7en
Posts: 467 - Karma: 41
'Why is it whenever you two are together something always breaks in here?'

Head Rep to Myself and Jon



Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'I Love You Spit Bucket' -My Drunk Roommate
Dec 2 2003 11:52AM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
everyone be ready for wows by willy on the poniverus site.. we're gonna get it up soon hopefully.... www.poniverus.com
..4frntn..
..PONIVERUS..
Dec 2 2003 12:54PM
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AK
Posts: 506 - Karma: 11
'Drop cliffs and Bush' What JF wrote when he signed my poster
Dec 2 2003 3:58PM
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SKI_AH
Posts: 87 - Karma: 10
'Ozzy wanred 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or he wouldnt go on stage that night.....'- roady from wayne's world
Dec 2 2003 4:38PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
'yo craige,
Abba Zabba Zaire
My only Friend!'
-What pep fujas signed on my poster.


and what the hell is hte c-crew? to people signed c-crew on my posters, one was CR and i forget who the other was





the-east-isnt-that-bad:Have you seriously considered laying off the cocaine for a while man?



www.nssnow.cjb.net


^go ther and support the skiing community
Dec 5 2003 9:55AM
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freerider54
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
There's got to be some form of panaashment.
Panashment?
Yeah Panashment!
What's Panashment?
You Know, when you do something wrong you get panashed.
Oh, punishment.
Yeah, punishment you fucking asshole!

JF TAlking to me about the OJ trial

Mar 30 2004 11:41PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
snowjam 02

mike nick:alright first person who runs around the quarter pipe gets the hat

me:uhh mike,ive got a spraigned ankle so i cant run...

mike nick:'.............*hands me a pair of socks from his travel bag* here ya go'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Mar 31 2004 12:08AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
Turpin on the chairlift recounting what a pro hoe said to him the night before:

'I'll lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box'

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Mar 31 2004 12:41AM
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conifercatcher
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
'Just because there is a goalie in the net doesnt mean you cant score.' Nick Mercon (I think) when he was talking to some kids at a summer camp about dating girls
He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
Mar 31 2004 1:13AM
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joker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 20
^ that last one was prolly me when i was coaching at COC, but then again i could be worng, it's not a super uncommon phrase.

here's a good JF quote that none of you got to experience in the way i did a long time ago -

the setting is the night before the 2001 kickaspen big air and we decided to take him and brad holmes to a party in town of some people that steele and i knew. anyway, to make a long story short, JF gets trashed and we are standing outside when some young girls roll out of the party and he walks right up to them and tries to spark a conversation (mind you he has a nasty mullet and a horrible accent) and they proceed to walk right by him in disgust. well after they are about 15 feet away jf turns right towards them and yells 'THATS OK, I BET YOU BITCHES HAVE MORE CRABS THAN A SEAFOOD RESTARAUNT!' and about 80 people standing outside immedeatly begin laughing at the poor little group of girls as they scampered off in humiliation

that was truley one of the most classic moments ever

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this is the life God chose for me...

c-crew like what
Mar 31 2004 1:32AM
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conifercatcher
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
^Word, that's pretty funny.
He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
Mar 31 2004 2:08AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
wow insomniac that sounds awfully familiar....



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 31 2004 2:13AM
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defiskis
Posts: 359 - Karma: 10
My friends and I at the ECMT; what's that smell, did someone fart? 'I'll see you guys later!' --Vinnie D walking away drunk
DEFI SKIS
[mCm]
Mar 31 2004 6:03AM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
my favorite quote, from my favorite skier:

'You should probably quit skiing entirely.'

-Liam Downey
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liam told me i should quit skiing
Mar 31 2004 7:19AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
'I'll lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box.'

- Hahahaha, classic!

This is all I've got: 'I went for a misty 9 and did, like, a misty 8' - Evan Raps at the first X Games

'Why do you say 'take a shit' if you just leave it there?' - JF learning English

'Oh, and Morocco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which was refused).' - J.D._May
Mar 31 2004 10:37AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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hey he stole my quote. grrrr. I heard it from the mouth of the devil himself. oh wait, turpin, but still.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Mar 31 2004 11:34AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
'you're my favorite, s-dawg.'
-sarah burke to me.

'usually when you are going for a 60 foot backflip, you should probably try to land on your feet.'
-mike d. to me.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 31 2004 9:36PM
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-troublemaker-
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
haha
woah, they have a train park on a mountain?! haha this little kid i ski with.
Mar 31 2004 10:28PM
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freerider54
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
Gotta bring a classic back and see if anyone's got any new additions to the list
'Say what you will about the tenets of modern socialism, at least its an ethos' -Walter Sojezch, The Big Lebowski
Nov 7 2004 6:43PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
'women are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped' - Chris Booth


Siver Cartel.

High Society.

Scott USA.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
Nov 7 2004 7:07PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
'you fucking suck' mike douglas

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Stay Black Nigga
Nov 7 2004 7:22PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
kristie l.: you're just getting more and more annoying.

jf cusson: yah, in your dreams.
Nov 7 2004 7:27PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
In one more year, I'm legal. And then it's on, Burke.-Dumont to sarah burke

Skiing is a lot easier to talk about than it is to do-Jonny Moseley
Nov 7 2004 7:42PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
'its a fuckin sickk movie, just dont let ur parents see it'
a very drunk nick mercon on guatemalan persueder

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
Nov 7 2004 7:56PM
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flat9safety
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 15
'land shark eee eee!!' -boyd

'i did a grab' -olenic


www.aftermathproductions.com,
Nov 7 2004 8:19PM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
Me 'theres no fukin girls here, kiwi girls are fukin ugly'
tanner' yeh i know dude what about that one though' pointed to little blonde proho who is like a 6 /10 nice body but ugly face.me 'shes not really nice but for nz shes good' t'ok kool man' he then proceeded to make out with her for a while in the corner.



ulta-matum
'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Nov 7 2004 9:52PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
i called matt harvey once cause iwas in ottawa and i had no clue about where i had to go
'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
Nov 7 2004 10:03PM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
tanner to friend of mine named phil pissed at the bar..
'I love all you guys your great but wills fukin crazy.'
ulta-matum
'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Nov 7 2004 10:26PM
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ConceptPro153
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 58
'my name....my name is richard gray'-belan
Style is Everythang

burn it down

peace up
Nov 7 2004 10:50PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
that was the longest thread i have ever read and it was worth it... good stuff
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Nov 7 2004 10:55PM
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done
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
When was the last time u were`nt so fucking ugly.........Justin Senecal when some ho asked him when was the last time you got layed! in Whistler last summer!
Nov 8 2004 3:34AM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
that was the best long thread ive read since the post pics of hot chiks (83 pages at last count)
well worth the read(so was the one mentioned above, i recomend it if u havent seen it yet
Nov 8 2004 5:04AM
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mthoodmeadowsgirl
Posts: 140 - Karma: 23
Maybe we could watch them sometime sucking on lollipops and playing bingo. But get out your tissues cause they are tear jerkers.
Pep Fujas - on Land Before Time movies
Nov 8 2004 12:22PM
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pikupfulofsnow
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 9,696
'holla back, nagga wut, twerk that thing, ya snaptooth-billygoat-redtapered-yellabella' tim durtschi speaking normal on the way back from tahoe. by the way he greased the largest cement ledge i've ever seen..ya heard
Nov 8 2004 12:24PM
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