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1 reason why YOU would go to JAIL

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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
Mine would be for breaking a forty on some asshole bouncers head
Aug 5 2008 10:07PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830

i tried doing this for some extra dough

Aug 6 2008 11:46PM
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HeartBeatFaster
Posts: 723 - Karma: 26
Chappelle Show? haha I plead the FIF!
Aug 6 2008 11:50PM
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SharfSchutze
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
Killing, or seriously maiming, the fucker who tried to hurt my family or friends.
Aug 7 2008 12:58AM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
probly for having murrhiwhonna
Aug 8 2008 12:29AM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Pirating music. I think about everybody on Newschoolers is guilty of it.
Aug 8 2008 2:10AM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Wait, I'm really stupid. I don't think you can go to jail for pirating music, but you can get a fine. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Aug 8 2008 2:11AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
"Watch me make this pencil disappear"
Aug 8 2008 3:17AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
murder in the first degree, and the second degree

Aug 8 2008 3:21AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
but seriously, i feel like it will have something to do with refusing to go into one of the FEMA concentration camps being built.
Aug 8 2008 3:34AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
assault
Aug 8 2008 3:49AM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
probaby dank. or just killing someone. cuz i want to know what it is like
Aug 8 2008 4:22AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
it is only "like" anything if you believe that you don't own the right to kill another human being. if you think of killing somebody in the sense of the fact that somebody else decided it was a bad decision, not you, and you seriously think about how you feel inside you about causing someone else's death, then killing is not a feeling, but simply an act.
i am not telling you to think of people as anything less than you. you need to first come to terms with where you stand in the scheme of things, and realize that your victim doesn't differ very much from your in a ratio of importance. if you decide that killing someone is about as interesting as killing a tick, then you are ready to kill. feeling anything when you kill someone is the surest sign that you should not have done it.
i do not promote murder. i simply don't recognize it.
Aug 8 2008 4:34AM
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DangerToes
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 33
^I respectfully disagree, because through your logic it seems that you are separating acts from feelings, while the reality is that every act has an associated feeling. I know what it feels like to ski, to walk, to fall, to land, etc, all of which are acts with associated feelings. By breaking down murder or the killing of another human organism into an act unassociated with feelings is merely disassociating the feelings of guilt or psychological ramifications generally accompanying the act. However, when you pull the trigger and kill that human, stomp on an ant, or flick a moth, there is still a feeling, and therefore he would be able to see what it feels like.
Aug 8 2008 4:40AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
^i'm not sure if i understand exactly what you're saying, but i think you're trying to say that every action is accompanied by a feeling. i agree. what i am trying to say that if you have any more feeling from killing someone than you do from hitting the spacebar while you type, then you shouldn't kill.
Aug 8 2008 4:45AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
graffiti-ing the whole world
Aug 8 2008 5:17AM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
#1 reason I went to jail, arson. #2, possesion. #3, well... we don't talk about #3.
Aug 8 2008 6:20AM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
We SHOULD talk about #3......
Aug 8 2008 2:48PM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33
arson? who pissed you off..
Aug 8 2008 2:58PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

STREAKING!!














i would be so proud

Aug 8 2008 3:03PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hell yeah!

probably for killing someone, just to see if i can get away with it. if all goes as planned, i won't go to jail for anything. but if i don't get away with it, then yeah.
Aug 8 2008 3:36PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
Breaking and Entering, Bethlehem Steel  
Aug 8 2008 5:30PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
i don't know if im going ot go to jail for it but i am going to run out on the field at a red sox game with all yankees clothing on me waving a yankee flag. 
Aug 8 2008 6:21PM
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Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148

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Aug 8 2008 9:45PM
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