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1 reason why YOU would go to JAIL

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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
Mine would be for breaking a forty on some asshole bouncers head
Aug 5 2008 10:07PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3

Aug 5 2008 10:08PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
to break out like in prison break
Aug 5 2008 10:08PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
for this
Aug 5 2008 10:09PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55

When I go off on my own, I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill someone. Just to try it.

Aug 5 2008 10:14PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
to be a part of this:


Aug 5 2008 10:22PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
to meet my african connection, locked up in a facility correction.
Aug 5 2008 10:28PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
If someone messes that up their getting shanked.
Aug 5 2008 10:28PM
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JEWbacca
Posts: 1391 - Karma: 30
wow that suoija boi dance was awsome
Aug 5 2008 10:36PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I would go to get in incredible shape.
Aug 5 2008 10:38PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
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possession for sure haha
Aug 5 2008 10:47PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
surprised this hasent been posted but

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Aug 5 2008 10:52PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
and your icon is the joker
Aug 5 2008 10:56PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
Many DWB that I should have gotten but was never caught. Good thing because I can barley hold onto a bar of soap right out of the box.
Aug 5 2008 10:57PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55

Hey it was a threesome last week. Still want to try it though.

Aug 5 2008 11:00PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
playing dominoes on a sunday in alabama
http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html
Aug 5 2008 11:14PM
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C_Shred
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
so i could make a shit ton of money selling potato vodka
Aug 5 2008 11:18PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
PEEING IN PUBLIC
Aug 5 2008 11:18PM
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Codfish.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 22
running away from cops. so resisting arrest i guess
Aug 5 2008 11:20PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
probly underage drinking or fake i.d. or runnin from em
Aug 5 2008 11:23PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
story time...Toronto is a big place man
Aug 5 2008 11:26PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
MIP and evading arrest. Except I'm too fast.
Aug 5 2008 11:28PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
Definetley for something really dumb... Kinda like a harold and kumar situation
Aug 5 2008 11:30PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
rape.......


not
um idk can you go to jail for being a total badass? cuz thats probably what ill go for
Aug 5 2008 11:51PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
a night of partying and you want someone to remember that....we'll see
Aug 5 2008 11:52PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
hahahhahahaha wow
Aug 6 2008 12:01AM
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SKI3PO
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
Protecting my second amendment rights.
Aug 6 2008 12:03AM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
wow im on shock
i really just dont know what to say to that video
Aug 6 2008 12:03AM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
do something then repeat i plead the fifth over and over again so they get so pissed they wnat nothing to do with me
Aug 6 2008 12:04AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
for all the plants i have growing right now.
Aug 6 2008 12:08AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
what song is that from i know i know the song but whats it called
Aug 6 2008 12:15AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
look mommy. daddys in the front row
Aug 6 2008 1:22AM
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Pipe_Munky
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Aug 6 2008 1:28AM
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Bulky
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Aug 6 2008 1:29AM
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Bulky
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 11
like 30 seconds to late
Aug 6 2008 1:30AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
blinding an officer with my dazzling smile
Aug 6 2008 1:38AM
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breezepig
Posts: 522 - Karma: 5
faggot
Aug 6 2008 4:20AM
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DangerToes
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 33
extreme scootering. its happened before. ittl happen again. razor till i die.
Aug 6 2008 5:09AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
prolly speeding
or stealing bank account info from some home's computers through their open wireless network
Aug 6 2008 9:30AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
Would hit, and consequently would end up in jail.
Aug 6 2008 9:39AM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
Akon - Shake Down
Aug 6 2008 7:05PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
prolly the only legit reason in this thread
sorry to hear that though

best of luck
Aug 6 2008 7:13PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
Protest
Aug 6 2008 7:15PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
miley cyrus
Aug 6 2008 7:19PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
this thread just has bad news over written all over it. but i would probably end up in federal prison for somethings. really really lame things that you wouldnt even think are illegal though.
Aug 6 2008 7:19PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
Always trespassing. It is just so damn tempting.
Aug 6 2008 7:24PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
hahaha so true
Aug 6 2008 7:32PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
KILLING MILEY CYRUS!!!
Aug 6 2008 7:37PM
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.j.Scrilla
Posts: 490 - Karma: 2,444
Drunk conduct and falling down the stairs outside Mulligans in PC just as the cops drove past
Aug 6 2008 7:51PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
Felony evading sounds fun...I would steal a decent car and rob a bank before I tried it though...The cars you see on cops suck, so I am guessing the fast cars all got away
Aug 6 2008 11:39PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
we talkin hard time? i cant see doin hard time but either for graffiti or somethin like assult. i think more of a chance of assult but in all honesty that is still a REALLY low chance.
Aug 6 2008 11:42PM
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