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RideBLUNT
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I just watched as my cat tortured a lil lizard fur about 10 mins, chasing it, then holdin it down with her paw, then chasin it, then biting it and pickin it up with hur mouth. ma cat is so mean, haha, its great


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Oct 23 2003 3:08PM
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P-JO
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My cat will slaughter your cat then poo on its face.






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Oct 23 2003 3:14PM
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Lord_Piot
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ya that thing looks pissed off.
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Oct 23 2003 4:14PM
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icecreamsandwich
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that was mean. why didnt you stop her. the poor lizard.


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Oct 23 2003 4:26PM
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RideBLUNT
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why do you have a black pussy?


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Oct 23 2003 4:27PM
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P-JO
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why do you hate naegers?





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Oct 23 2003 4:35PM
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RideBLUNT
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i certainly dont, im just wonderin, black cats are bad luck bro


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Oct 23 2003 4:42PM
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Mattman
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that's cute awwww
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Oct 23 2003 4:44PM
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Norred
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holy shit the cat's eyes are scaring me
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Oct 23 2003 4:47PM
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P-JO
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yeah that cats badass, he'll claw your eyes out while your sleeping. I don't think its bad luck, its just your against black people.





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Oct 23 2003 4:49PM
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RideBLUNT
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haha, how am i against black people?


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Oct 23 2003 4:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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my cats a lion... she cant seem to figure out how to clean herself right or something... so she gets cat dreads... and then we have to have her shaved... so she looks like a lion cause they just leave her head and tail.... and she does that shit with snakes to... like flippin up in the air and stuff.
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Oct 23 2003 6:12PM
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nilzlet
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i wanna cat
Oct 23 2003 6:25PM
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wolfmansbro
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my friend has a cat that will tree a dog, beleave me. this cat is the nicest around people but when it sees a dog it is a lion. there is a german shepard that lives next door and that cat sent the dog jumping up a tree. when a dog would come into the house he would hide in the corner and up his tail between this legs. is such a nice cat but i dont know what it is that sends dogs scared
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Oct 23 2003 6:28PM
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cams
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cats are so pimpin man.. i wish i knew how to purr


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Oct 23 2003 6:38PM
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lineskier10
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yeah cats are the shit, ill see if i can post a good pic of my cat
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Oct 23 2003 6:41PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah... my cat bitch slapped a dog that tried to chase it once
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 23 2003 6:49PM
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P-JO
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yeah we have two dogs and that cat above and our other cat own both the dogs. The dogs try to sniff the cats asses and the cats scratch my dogs eyes out. For real one of the cats got my grandpas dog in the eye with its claw and now its blind in that eye. The cats try and scratch me but I just chuck em down the stairs.





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Oct 23 2003 7:11PM
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your cat looks tasty, ummm rosted cat





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Oct 23 2003 7:12PM
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NomenClature
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cats suck, dogs are better, especially toms dog, so exited yet so huge.
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Oct 23 2003 7:23PM
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What
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P-JO - one of my cats looks exactly the same, looks just that lazy most of the time too.
all 3 of my cats torture animals
i woke up this morning to find the head, tail, and intestines that were leftover from a massive possum that my cats had caught and eaten.
i regularly find mice and shit like that, they catch skinks and other lizards all the time.
one time my black cat caught and almost killed a blue-tongued lizard, but i saved it cuz those lizards are sick

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Oct 23 2003 7:27PM
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P-JO
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dewd you sure it was a possum? Cause round here them are big ass animals that would rip apart my cat. Im scared of possums.





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Oct 23 2003 8:21PM
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wiglaf
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i shot my cat with a 22, i was hunting racoons and i mistaked him for a coon, poor bagdad bob he was a good cat too
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Oct 23 2003 8:28PM
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What
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possum, probably about half the size of my cat (its a pretty big cat, strong too).

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Oct 23 2003 9:34PM
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Muteman
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i got 2 black cats. THe ymy homies. One jus sits there in my room all day and gets up occasionlaly to eat and the other is this crazy ass psycho cat that like catches squirrels and bunnys. It is seriously possed or something
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Oct 23 2003 10:28PM
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aoe
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Oct 23 2003 10:40PM
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NomenClature
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the funny thing is, my cousins shave their cat every spring to keep it from dying of heat, and it looks exactly like that but they leave the whole tail.
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Oct 23 2003 10:48PM
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rsd
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I have always wanted a cat, but my parents wont let me get one. Are kittywittykins cool?
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Oct 23 2003 11:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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DUUUUDDDDEEEE!!!!! that looks like my cat! all shaved... just like that... LION CAT.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 23 2003 11:38PM
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lineskier10
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yeah cats are reeeeaaaally cool
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Oct 24 2003 12:45AM
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icecreamsandwich
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i have now been inspired to shave my cat. that is just adorable. my kitty is the cutest. she is orange and she is like 6 yrs old but she is soo small. she is a perma kitty.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 24 2003 9:40AM
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hucksterjibber15
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my cat owns, its name is cash after johnny cash. now we just gottas get her started on the drugs like johnny. my new afterschool hobby, me and my cat can do drugs together!!
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Oct 24 2003 11:02AM
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icecreamsandwich
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thats a pretty sweet name...does she have bling that hangs around her neck? because with a name like cash...she should for sure. johnny would want that.
my cats name is kitty. my other kitten is named meow meow kitty kitty.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 24 2003 11:51AM
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Concord
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I want to kill my brothers cat


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Oct 24 2003 3:29PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Ahhh! That cat is so awesome! I wish I could have a kitty, but my parents and my sister and allergic to them. I'm not, though, HA!


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Oct 24 2003 3:38PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Although now that I think about it.... I do have to little pussy rat dogs that could count as kitties, but they're not cool enough I guess.


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Oct 24 2003 3:39PM
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P-JO
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^at first I just glanced at your post and read you have a little pussy, and i was like reaallyy. but is my cat awesome or the uglylookin cat?






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Oct 24 2003 4:15PM
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jo-skis
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haha AOES's cat is the funniest cat I've ever seen. Yeh my old cat Phil (god rset his soul) coulda taken on any of your cats, he was a huge mofo. He was like 25 pounds(at least), at least a foot high and like 2 feet long. As I said a huge mofo, but laziest bastard ever.

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Oct 24 2003 4:45PM
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aoe
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hahaha no its not really my cat. check out the story here... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim.html

People do not shave your pussys! its wrong.






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Oct 24 2003 4:50PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Oopsie, sorry. I meant to type 'two little...' instead of to.


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Oct 24 2003 4:58PM
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