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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
Today i skipped school to go look at UNH. My freind and i had just left the school and we decided to go to KFC for some food. When we left KFC we were walkin to my car and this black dude comes up to me with a gun and tells me to give him all my money. i told him i dident have anything and he tried to go into my pockets and get it but just then a cop pulled the corner soo he booked it. It was one of the scariest things that has ever happend to me.

Lucky for him that cop pulled the corner cause i dident really feel like puttin my 9 in his ass. i would have popped a cap fo real.




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Oct 23 2003 1:31PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
crazy.. glad you lived through it man.. and its spelt held, not helt.
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Oct 23 2003 1:33PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
you would've pulled your 9 out on a jumpy crazy ass black guy that already has a gun pointed at you?
He would've shot you if you made any fast movements.
That's crazy man, luckily that cop pulled up.

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Oct 23 2003 1:36PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Lucky shit! What is a 9?


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Oct 23 2003 1:40PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
ya have to watch out for those pesky KFC parking lots they are just not safe anymore. If you have a 9 then why didn't you pull it out and hold him until the cops came over to help you out, or was it in your car??


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Oct 23 2003 1:48PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
haha i dont have a 9, that part was all bullshit. The KFC i went to was in Lawrence, its ghetto i think its the 23rd poorest city in the states.




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Oct 23 2003 1:59PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
maybe he was talking about his little john? He could have a 9 inch monster that he would've put in the black guy's ass had the cops not shown up.

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Oct 23 2003 2:00PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
maybe thats what you would do? i was talkin about a 9mm its a type of gun




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Oct 23 2003 2:03PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
guns are crazy shit man. but being held up with a knife or hammer is fucking scary too


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Oct 23 2003 2:41PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
my cuzin got held up with a mini sledge when she was working the graveyard shift at macs milk
they smashed the lottery glass thing and took all the tickets
but they cant cash em cuz there all coded. stupid fuckers.
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Oct 23 2003 3:12PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
You should always carry some kind of handgun, and keep it in your pocket, so you can reach in like your getting money, and you don't even have to take it out of your pocket. Just shoot through your pocket right into his balls, or his face if hes a midget. Thats what I would do.





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Oct 23 2003 3:17PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
i like chicken

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Oct 23 2003 3:31PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
how far was he from you, cause you coulda snatched the gun





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Oct 23 2003 4:04PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
pfft 9mm. Get a real fucking gun. Fucking DE .50 AE now that's my kind of hand cannon.

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Oct 23 2003 4:14PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
yeah right, i'd rather have a shotgun than a stupid cannon, shotgun is the ultimate weapon.





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Oct 23 2003 4:25PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
spas-12 my nigga, but a deagle .50 would be nice





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Oct 23 2003 4:44PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
UNH as in new hampshire??? holy shit, we are ghetto. I didn't even know black people lived here.
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Oct 23 2003 5:12PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
ya im just goin to randomly carry a cannon handgun around with me, it will be in the same pocket that i keep my shot gun in




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Oct 23 2003 5:13PM
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Oct 23 2003 5:14PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Mac-10 or uzzi or ingram or whatever small automatic weapon you can get...

(Are they all the same thing just different companies cause it seems that the names are used interchangably...)


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Oct 23 2003 5:20PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
you know where its at

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Oct 23 2003 5:21PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
violence? jesus doesn't this convo bother anyone? de-sensitizing is a horrible thing...

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Oct 23 2003 5:39PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
black people suck,

im just kidding but yeah poor black people suck
im not kidding. and you cant say they dont, cause they do.

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Oct 23 2003 5:45PM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
cough cough lie lie cough cough
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Oct 23 2003 5:47PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah id go with a deagle or maybe an beretta that fires 3 shot bursts
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Oct 23 2003 5:50PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
GUNS FUCKEN SUCK! they can all die.
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Oct 23 2003 5:55PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
chicken tastes good
Oct 23 2003 5:57PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
^he knows whats up

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Oct 23 2003 7:43PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
yeah, just walk around with some dynamite strapped to my chest (outside the shirt of course). no one, no one will fuck with a guy strapped with dynamite


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Oct 23 2003 7:50PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
I got seven Mac 11s about eight .38
Nine nines, Mac 10s
man this shit never end






All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I dont break them for no one, FUCK YOU
Oct 23 2003 7:59PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
anyone that robs someone coming out of a fast food place is just a dumbass. hahahahah


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Oct 23 2003 8:41PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i woulda u kno called up my possy yo n then i would busted a cap up hes ass bihatch!
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Oct 23 2003 8:56PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
i can't quite put my finger on it, but SOMETHING about the kid above me pisses me off
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Oct 23 2003 9:08PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
so much stuff in this forum sounds like bullshit
who robs someone in there car at kfc and then a cop suddenly pulls up yeah friggen right



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Oct 23 2003 9:47PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
yeah sound like bs to me
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Oct 23 2003 9:55PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
haha, thats funny, today i was at kfc and i held someone up for money. he was ugly and poor. oh yeah and im black too.
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Oct 23 2003 10:29PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i got held up with a pen once....scariest shit of my life.



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Oct 23 2003 10:52PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
dont be a puss just turn and fuckin punch him in the face he aint gonna really shoot you.











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Oct 23 2003 10:59PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
^HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA KFC is always bad news...


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Oct 23 2003 11:16PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
so where was your friend during all or this?


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Oct 24 2003 2:13AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
lol i agree with that dude KFC is alwayz badnews any 1 that goes 2 KFC should wear a bullet proof vest
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Oct 24 2003 11:14AM
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you're lucky that cop came, I woulda robbed you good. and chill out, it was empty. I just needed some crank real bad.

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Oct 24 2003 1:28PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I had a gun pulled on me cause i flip off a car. But if you act cool they will leave you alone.


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Oct 24 2003 2:02PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
You shoulda put on your skis and done a 1080 all over his face.
Oct 24 2003 2:09PM
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Konsta
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
the-east-isnt-that-bad, Mac-10 and uzi are two different sub-machine guns. Mac-10 or model-10 is originally US made, I think it was developed for vietnam and it's .45. Uzi is developed in Israel and it's 9mm. Like someone would really care...
Oct 24 2003 3:36PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
well aparently you care...

I really don't but I didn't want to sound redundantly stupid


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Oct 24 2003 3:43PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
ya know, u could have just given him all your $25 or however much you had. i'd say thats better than taking out a gun and trying to shoot him (if you had one).


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Oct 24 2003 3:53PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
all black people have loaded guns...and they'll kill you. twice.



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Oct 24 2003 3:56PM
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Tical
Posts: 520 - Karma: 10
I wouldda just dropped homie with a right hook.. :)
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Oct 24 2003 6:21PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
the story is true. and your all fuckin full of shit. you would probably shit your pants and start crying. i doubt any of you would take a swing at him. and the fuckin cops did come soo shut the fuck up, why would i make this up? if i was goin to make it up wouldent i say a bank or a jewlery store or some shit... you dirty cunt rags




All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I dont break them for no one, FUCK YOU
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